Friday, May 23, 2008

Who?? ME????



Theo: Say Gassy, We need to watch close down on the ship now so we can learn some techniques for lying our way out of trouble!




Gassy: Yessir! Reminds me a them Cops shows where the feller is pulled ovur an da offiser says "Well looky here! You got 15 pounds a meth in your trunk!" Then the feller says "Who ??? ME???" ha ha ha ha ha ...I luv them Cops shows!!




Theo: Yea but the cops aren't fooled are they?? LMAO!!!




Gassy: Nah, hell, its plain as da nose on your face. It's a hoot tho ta see them fellers come up will all kinds a divirdjuns! LOL




Theo: Yes but the pirates aren't your average petty criminals Gassy. These guys are really worth studying. See, it's the core group of members who are really responsible for the trouble. The other folks have been recruited as smoke screens for these guys.




Gassy: I see KCummins has started a pirate member register! Makes them boys seem normal to the wurld don't it??




Theo: That was clever for sure, and to be honest, most of the guys in that thread ARE normal. They're only part in the dirty work is providing cover. The message is "look everybody! We're just normal guys!", LMAO It's kind of hard to tell who is commited and who is "voluntary", LOL!!




Gassy: ROTFLMAO!!!! Yea, meanwhile the da core fellers sit down in da chikin bunker and flip the wurld the bird! Now dats da pirate way rite thar!! I see more a them pirates has the BANNED badge of honor now!




Theo: Yep, and they just can't figure out why! LMAO!!




Gassy: Ha ha ha ha ! Dats funny rite thar! Ya spose they can sell all dat??




Theo: We'll see! I think the rest of the archery community has had their fill of looting, stalking, and lying Gassy, but folks who haven't been privy to all the information, who's involved and how they work are probably taking notice for the first time!




Gassy: Yessir, well our hit counter shor says folks'er watchin!




Theo: Indeed! We actually have more traffic than the ship! It's sort of boiled down to a card game now Gassy! The pirates playing the bluff, Hank checking the stars and sewing up voodoo dolls, and all of them wondering just what we know, and just how long before people around them start asking hard questions.




Gassy: Yep, I spose them pirates could come clean an say "look we'll jus clean all this up, pologize fer the trouble they cawsed, an chart a new course" !??




Theo: Yea, or they could just hang onto that pair of 3's and keep bluffing and hope to win the pot! LMAO!!




Gassy: I'll bet them boys hang in Theo! After all, it's basically Hank an dat Cutty feller callin all da shots with Fearls muney on da table!! LMAO!!




Theo: That's right Gassy! LOL Feral's leg is chained to the yardarms, and the boys that are steering the ship at the rocks have a Zodiak ready to jump!

Gassy: I'll bet dats Hanks Zodak, aint it?? ha ha ha ha ha !

Theo: It must be Gassy! It says "The Sea Queen"" across the back! LMAO!!



Gassy: Da down side ta havin pirate frends, is welllll, havin pirates fer frends!!



Theo: Hand me a beer would you Gassy?? It's Friday and we need to get comfortable to watch the show!



Gassy: Sqeek! Fizzzzz!, here ya go Theo, pass them chips an salsa over thisa way!!



Gassy" An da nacho cheeze too!! LOL That's rite!!