Happy New Year 2009!

Gassy: What the heck Theo?? The pirates are still clamin we is liars an sech, an we jus posted thar own words.

Theo: Gassy, we are more than happy to let the court of public opinion judge us as well as the pirates. We have told no lies here, but the sad fact is that the truth is far more damning for the pirates. That is why they are hopping mad.

Gassy: ye shore wood thank that the fellers wood espect what they got comin, actin like that.

Theo: Oh, they do expect it, but they sure don't like it. Now they are issuing all sorts of threats and you know what? We could care less. Here's the Donkeys little manifesto:

by Feral Donkey on Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:29 pm
We all know who I'm addressing here. Do you really want this forum out in the open? We tightened down security last summer and made this forum private so it didn't bother you little girls any more. Now you can't handle it and you want to try and bring things out in the open. I'll open the fucking thing back up so it's visible to everybody if that's what you want. No sweat off my sack. As I recall, it didn't work out so well for you last time. You had it your way and that just wasn't good enough. What's the matter? You aren't getting enough attention as an archery genius any more so you have to stir shit again? Your life is all fucked up by your own doing but you can't possibly be at fault because you're so smart, pretty, and perfect. We all should just bow down and kiss your fucking ass, eh? No, it's because what those Pirates say to each-other behind closed doors that. Yeah. There you go. Feel better now? You're not just a washed-up dousche bag trying to look like a genius to the traditional archery market.Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it. Remember, there wasn't a problem until you went poking in where you don't belong. You couldn't just leave it alone. Is it a beautiful day in your neighborhood? Well, from the bottom of my heart I'm telling you that it's a beautiful day for you to go fuck yourself.

Theo: And here are Jett's feelings on the matter:

by Jett on Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:19 pm
Sorry, but I just hate weasels like those guys. I'm really a live & let live type. But these cowards won't leave us alone. There is wisdom in the "just ignore them" theory. But I've yet to see it successfully done. Besides, if they keep dishing it out I'll give it back an hundredfold. Fuck 'em. They are what I say. And they'll get it worse everytime. Let 'em prove me wrong if they can. But they can't. Because I'm right. And they know it. We're better than them on every level. And they'll have to see that every time they come here uninvited. Bet they get sick of having to look in the mirror time after time. I may not know who they are, but I know what they are. I never really even had a dog in the fight but I took up the gauntlet just because of what they are: candy-assed little pussy-farts who think they are heroes but are in reality drooling & diapered infants incapable of standing toe to toe with better men - or women, for that matter - that deserve to be ridiculed mercilessly every time they poke their heads out of their holes. If this is what they want, I'm more than happy to give them a belly full. They can never even contemplate being in the right as long as they hide in the shadows; they shall ever remain simpering little rodents until they decide to stand tall before the man. Which will be never. Because they are internet eunuchs emasculated by mamaws apron strings. They never learned the important fact that courage is not the absence of fear - hell, I may fear a lot more than they do, I dunno - but rather the overcoming of it. They chose to be cowards & to conduct a pathetic, sniveling campaign against their betters. That's why they hate us. And that's why I hate them. But, more importantly, that's why they hate themselves. C'mon! Tell me I'm wrong you worthless little shit balls! As long as you remain anonymous, you're nothing to me but an exercise in derogatory epithets & adjectives. I'm certain I can attack you & yours in any manner I wish & you still won't come out from under your bed will you? Keep coming back & your liable to piss me off; then I'll really say mean things! Now go away you passive-agressive little pissants!See!? It just flows easily. But I promise to cease when they do, fair enough?

Gassy: Ol jett shore thinks he knows what he is talkin about, don't he?

Theo: He doesn't have a clue what brought this on, or even what the argument is about. He's just another big mouthed social degenerate like the rest of the members of the dead chicken. Ferals little dillusional rant is a joke. Here are the facts.

1. The pirates believe they have the right to slander anyone they choose, and that they should suffer no consequences for it.

Our position: Slander is wrong, period. As long as they persist we will expose their deeds, their methods, and their motives. Lancaster and their pirate henchmen found out real quick how embarassing that can be. Sackett recieved a copy of all 9 pages of his roast. Phil Magistro has copies of all his assaultive threads too, just to name two. If you aren't proud of your words, then you damn sure better keep them to yourself.

2. The pirates use the dead chicken to organize attacks and slander campaigns against people on other sites.

Our position: Try it, and we will be there. We'll expose it in public and document it here. Remember that K Cummings. We gave you a pass on the last one. We won't again.

3. Feral insists the dead chicken is a private forum, so anything goes.

Our position: It's so open they don't even know who has seen it. Regardless of whether it is limited, if it is being used to attack ANYONE it is WRONG. We could care less whether the members of that site are too morally corrupt to recognize it.

We could care less what grief you bring to each other. You can cuss, post your pornography, exchange stories of crapping in your waders, and drink yourselves into a stupor. We don't care. You can lie to each other about who and what you are. You can live out your sick fantasies to prop up your sagging masculinity. No problem. You can boast, and blow hard all you want. You will never hear a word from us.

BUT

If you persist in using the site to attack anyone else for any reason, you WILL get a hot poker in your ass, that's a promise. You will NEVER be free to carry out dirty deeds without consequence. You say you can't control people like Cutty? That's your problem. You created it, now deal with it. The choice is 100% yours, just as it has always been. Nobody would even look at your site if you weren't using it for nepharious activity. And to the people who hang on the side lines and quietly condone the actions there, you can expect to see your names in lights too.

Happy New Year!

Theo & Gassy

From the Horses mouth

Theo: Gassy, you know Howattman made a very good point about our blog in the dead chicken. He said that some people coming here to read our entries probably don't understand what we are talking about anyway. He's probably right about some of the issues.

Gassy: weel, whut is we gonna do to fix that?

Theo: We need to just start cutting and pasting more Gassy, so tonight we bring you piracy straight from the pirates mouth! The pirates keep saying how we lie about them so it's only fair to let them speak for themselves a little more.

Gassy: yessir! that thar is a gud idea fer shore!

Theo: OK, here we go! Disclaimer: I usually paraphrase their actual words to eliminate the excess filth, but this is unfliltered. This thread went on for 9 pages and desparaged the man just about every way imaginable. It's typical of what goes on in the dead chicken.

These are some choice cuts directly from the most recent attack which was on CM Sackett:

by KODIAK on Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:44 pm I know on-line personas can be misleading but from day one(8 years ago)I always thought Sackett came across as a self righteous dick. Can't stand his posts and I used to let him know it with regularity....but I'm banned now.

by longbow billy on Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:31 pm
Sackett sounds like a fucking dipshit

by Feral Donkey on Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:05 pm
Good ol, Chip didn't like that when you put all the info on the table. Well, it looks like he'll go back to working on the Doorway Butt some more. "The Doorway Butt, the tale of young Esquire's passage to gay manhood by Cunt Mouth Sackofshit."

Feral Donkey on Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:57 pm
He's a cunt. If anyone wants to grind him for a while, don't expect me to tell you to stop. In fact, keep on him. Let's make him pop so he threatens to kick someone's ass. I fucking hate pan-handlers.

by KODIAK on Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:49 pm I don't know about any of it, but I agree that if Sackwet is the cyber-spokesman for Black Swan, he's costing Arvid some sales imo. I would venture that most see right through his bullshit internet guru thing.

by Voodoo on Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:35 am
Wow, I'm having what must be referred to as a cyber-epiphany....... I thought you guys liked CM Suckett.........now I find out you don't.... wow, I could tell you a first hand story that would truly piss you all off to the first order... but I won't... just suffice to say if he ever threatens me in person, instead of on the internet like he has, he won't finish his sentence... and that's a fact!

by Voodoo on Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:46 pm I have yet to meet him in person but I hear suckett is 10 feet tall, shoots laser beams from his eyes ,poison words from his mouth,and can skin a live grizzly with one hand while beating off with the other..

Theo: Oh, and if anyone thinks we were kidding about Pete Wards endorsement of the pirates, here's what he had to say about us telling you all about it:

by petew on Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:51 pm Seems they knew I posted here within an hour of it.If it makes them happy, they can add my name to the honor Roll ,it can't hurt me. CUZ I DON"T GIVE A FUCK !

Theo: So there you are folks. We could have told you that we didn't like what happened to Sackett, but Howattman was quite right. Giving you some actual quotes is much clearer for those who don't follow, and now they can't claim we lied. Heck, these are their own words, LOL. I'm sure the pirates won't mind since they are all very proud of themselves, LOL. Controversy is what keeps a website vibrant!

Gassy: yessir, but them boys er shore lookin hard fer the rat that is outing them to the public. I thanks its a hoot them boys ain't figgered it out yet!

Theo: I know, we give them clues all the time and we are so close they could touch us, LMAO!! They are like blind men swinging at a pinata! HA HA H AHA

Gassy: HA HA H AHA HA !!!

Civil Uprising

Theo: Gassy, there was a civil uprising on the good ship today, did you see that?

Gassy: Nope I missed it, what happind??

Theo: It was priceless! Some guy named Scott Jenkins brought up the goings on in the dead chicken and the usual suspects rallied forth to run him off. Now he is gone, and I presume banned.

Gassy: No kiddin!! LOL!!! whut did dat feller say??

Theo: Actually, he has really straight up with them, but of course he didn't realize what a pack of liars and thieves he was dealing with, LOL. He just wanted to know why there had to be a forum on the POA dedicated to slander, character assassination, and general misdeeds. Of course he got bad mouthed, cussed at, and ultimately banned. He let several mean cats out of the bag before he was though!

Gassy: Du tell!!! LMAO I gotta heer this!!

Theo: Well, for one thing, remember how Feral told the guys in the chicken not to tell the other members that the DC was still open?? LMAO, well...now they know! Scott also asked them about the attack on Sackett. I guess he saw the post on LW. People on the POA really need to know what is going on behind their back. They should also know that there are 2 distinct classes on the POA. If you aren't part of the POA elite, you don't get to see in the chicken. That's a private clubhouse for maybe 100 of the top brown nosers, LOL.

Gassy: No sir!!! cant be! not an elite class on the POA!! ROTFLMAO!!!

Theo: Yes Gassy, the last bastion of democracy on the web has a ruling class, LOL. The DC is also being used by these guys to slander as usual. Unfortunately for Feral the line btween friends and rats is very very thin. That's why we will always be able to see it, just like we always have. I copied all nine pages of the Sackett thread in the DC, so we have all the players on record, LOL. Scott showed Howattman for the liar he is, and worked over Oscar too. Of course those 2 clowns can't even keep their lies straight so it was pretty light lifting, LOL.

Gassy: ye, I see thar wuz a hornets ness all stirred up! Say, what is dat Pete Ward doing in da chikin?? Dont say he is a pirate!!

Theo: Yep, he's a card carrying Pirate. He knows all about what gets said in the DC and joins in too. He sure would like people to think he is a stand up guy, but nobody who's involved with that is stand up. I guess he is another one that we have to scratch off the list of folks we wouldn't get near on a bet!

Gassy: He maid sum comment on Tradtalk about hardly evur agreeing with Esquire, er sum sech, LOL.

Theo: Well, now we know why don't we? LMAO!! It would be pretty hard for any member of the liar's union to find much in common with Esquire. In fact, I'd like to know why Pete even goes to Tradtalk. He obviously holds them in contempt, but he has no problem using them for information.

Gassy, ye, jus annuder 2 fased skunk, LOL

Theo: It's good that folks can come here and get the info they can't get anywhere else, LOL. It all wound down when Gino stepped in and gave his usual double talk about "yes I agree but no I don't", LOL. It was real fools parade and the sad thing is that there were actually some of them who thought they made Scott look bad! LMAO!! That's just how removed from reality they are!

Thoughts for a New Year

Gassy: Well Theo we is jus about don wit 2008, ha ha ha . Shore has bin a good year ain't it?

Theo: It sure has Gassy! Toasting out the old year and in the new is especially sweet! LOL I was thinking that maybe it is a good time to reflect on all the good that has been done.

Gassy: Yessir! Let's do dat! Ya no Theo, I was thankin dat its amazin how them pirates still sware they is rite an jusified in all da dirty thangs they do, ha ha ha .

Theo: Well Gassy, think about it! Do you really know ANYBODY who thinks their opinions, world view, or actions are wrong?? HA HA HA HA ! From the most accomplished to most perverse, they all feel justified and right!

Gassy: Yep ya no evun Mansen, Jim Jones, an folks of dat stripe swears they is inocent and jusified, LMAO!

Theo: That's right Gassy! In fact, it seems that the deeper the dillusion, the less able they are to see or acknowledge what they do. Crazy people don't really know they are crazy, but the rest of the world does. The pirates are a prime example, LOL. Most of their own members avoid the dead chicken like the plague. Even when you shove that steaming heap under their nose, they refuse to look.

Gassy: yep, I espect dat most of them is embarrased by the likes a Fearl an his crew a haf wits. They is only thar acuz Cutty was smart enuff ta give'm a club house fer thar bow buildin an such.

Theo: That's right! ha ha The bowyers forum was a calculated move by Cutty to provide cover for the real work of the core pirates. To be fair, those guys have turned that into a first class exchange too! It's just sad that their clubhouse is built downwind of the county sewage treatment plant, LOL. That's a stink hanging over them that will never clear! ha ha ha ha

Gassy: Well they is to cowardly ta stand up to it, we has seen dat. I gess cowards just take what they is handed eh??

Theo: We can take solice in knowing we have outed them though Gassy. There is a toxic soup of characters in that DC, LOL. You have the hardcore defectives like Cutty, Hank, Feral, Howattman, John, Longbow Billy, etc. Then you have the Lancaster liars choir with Cummings, Travis, Brookshier, Lowry, and their ilk, and finally you have the supporting cast of Golums like Wordan and Castro ha ha ha ha ! The hilarious thing is that none of them have a clue that the rest of the world sees exactly how malignant they are!

Gassy: I no!! ha ha ha Did you see whar Spinnetti is callin fer da pirates to really get muvin and git thar agenda out on da web?? ha ha ha!!! He says they is da most powerful force in tradishunal archery!

Theo: Of course he thinks that Gassy, LOL. It's all about dillusion. A fifth of Makers Mark in one night will do that to you. Never mind that they are broadcasting from a basement bunker because they dare not let people see what they are doing, LMAO!

Gassy: yep, ha ha ha ha !!! I especially liked Paarchers call fer restraint. Did you see dat?? Pick yer Battles???

Theo: Boy, what a hoot. ha ha ha He doesn't really think the pirates were wrong in attacking Sackett on the LW, he's just afraid it will make them LOOK bad, HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE !!!!

Gassy: now thars a classy feller right thar!!! HA HA HA HA !!!

Theo: Not only classy, but a classic example of the twisted logic that passes for the voice of reason, LOL. Yea, like I said earlier Gassy, even the sickest among us think they are just fine, LOL.

Gassy: Yessir! but we kin hoot in da new year knowin we shined a bright light on them cock roaches dint we Theo?? ha ha ha

Theo: It's all here for anyone who wants to know Gassy, LOL! Merry Christmas little feller!

Gassy: Mary Chrismus to you too Theo!!! and ta all a good nite!!