Monday, December 22, 2008

Thoughts for a New Year

Gassy: Well Theo we is jus about don wit 2008, ha ha ha . Shore has bin a good year ain't it?

Theo: It sure has Gassy! Toasting out the old year and in the new is especially sweet! LOL I was thinking that maybe it is a good time to reflect on all the good that has been done.

Gassy: Yessir! Let's do dat! Ya no Theo, I was thankin dat its amazin how them pirates still sware they is rite an jusified in all da dirty thangs they do, ha ha ha .

Theo: Well Gassy, think about it! Do you really know ANYBODY who thinks their opinions, world view, or actions are wrong?? HA HA HA HA ! From the most accomplished to most perverse, they all feel justified and right!

Gassy: Yep ya no evun Mansen, Jim Jones, an folks of dat stripe swears they is inocent and jusified, LMAO!

Theo: That's right Gassy! In fact, it seems that the deeper the dillusion, the less able they are to see or acknowledge what they do. Crazy people don't really know they are crazy, but the rest of the world does. The pirates are a prime example, LOL. Most of their own members avoid the dead chicken like the plague. Even when you shove that steaming heap under their nose, they refuse to look.

Gassy: yep, I espect dat most of them is embarrased by the likes a Fearl an his crew a haf wits. They is only thar acuz Cutty was smart enuff ta give'm a club house fer thar bow buildin an such.

Theo: That's right! ha ha The bowyers forum was a calculated move by Cutty to provide cover for the real work of the core pirates. To be fair, those guys have turned that into a first class exchange too! It's just sad that their clubhouse is built downwind of the county sewage treatment plant, LOL. That's a stink hanging over them that will never clear! ha ha ha ha

Gassy: Well they is to cowardly ta stand up to it, we has seen dat. I gess cowards just take what they is handed eh??

Theo: We can take solice in knowing we have outed them though Gassy. There is a toxic soup of characters in that DC, LOL. You have the hardcore defectives like Cutty, Hank, Feral, Howattman, John, Longbow Billy, etc. Then you have the Lancaster liars choir with Cummings, Travis, Brookshier, Lowry, and their ilk, and finally you have the supporting cast of Golums like Wordan and Castro ha ha ha ha ! The hilarious thing is that none of them have a clue that the rest of the world sees exactly how malignant they are!

Gassy: I no!! ha ha ha Did you see whar Spinnetti is callin fer da pirates to really get muvin and git thar agenda out on da web?? ha ha ha!!! He says they is da most powerful force in tradishunal archery!

Theo: Of course he thinks that Gassy, LOL. It's all about dillusion. A fifth of Makers Mark in one night will do that to you. Never mind that they are broadcasting from a basement bunker because they dare not let people see what they are doing, LMAO!

Gassy: yep, ha ha ha ha !!! I especially liked Paarchers call fer restraint. Did you see dat?? Pick yer Battles???

Theo: Boy, what a hoot. ha ha ha He doesn't really think the pirates were wrong in attacking Sackett on the LW, he's just afraid it will make them LOOK bad, HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE !!!!

Gassy: now thars a classy feller right thar!!! HA HA HA HA !!!

Theo: Not only classy, but a classic example of the twisted logic that passes for the voice of reason, LOL. Yea, like I said earlier Gassy, even the sickest among us think they are just fine, LOL.

Gassy: Yessir! but we kin hoot in da new year knowin we shined a bright light on them cock roaches dint we Theo?? ha ha ha

Theo: It's all here for anyone who wants to know Gassy, LOL! Merry Christmas little feller!

Gassy: Mary Chrismus to you too Theo!!! and ta all a good nite!!