Monday, December 29, 2008

Happy New Year 2009!

Gassy: What the heck Theo?? The pirates are still clamin we is liars an sech, an we jus posted thar own words.

Theo: Gassy, we are more than happy to let the court of public opinion judge us as well as the pirates. We have told no lies here, but the sad fact is that the truth is far more damning for the pirates. That is why they are hopping mad.

Gassy: ye shore wood thank that the fellers wood espect what they got comin, actin like that.

Theo: Oh, they do expect it, but they sure don't like it. Now they are issuing all sorts of threats and you know what? We could care less. Here's the Donkeys little manifesto:

by Feral Donkey on Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:29 pm
We all know who I'm addressing here. Do you really want this forum out in the open? We tightened down security last summer and made this forum private so it didn't bother you little girls any more. Now you can't handle it and you want to try and bring things out in the open. I'll open the fucking thing back up so it's visible to everybody if that's what you want. No sweat off my sack. As I recall, it didn't work out so well for you last time. You had it your way and that just wasn't good enough. What's the matter? You aren't getting enough attention as an archery genius any more so you have to stir shit again? Your life is all fucked up by your own doing but you can't possibly be at fault because you're so smart, pretty, and perfect. We all should just bow down and kiss your fucking ass, eh? No, it's because what those Pirates say to each-other behind closed doors that. Yeah. There you go. Feel better now? You're not just a washed-up dousche bag trying to look like a genius to the traditional archery market.Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it. Remember, there wasn't a problem until you went poking in where you don't belong. You couldn't just leave it alone. Is it a beautiful day in your neighborhood? Well, from the bottom of my heart I'm telling you that it's a beautiful day for you to go fuck yourself.

Theo: And here are Jett's feelings on the matter:

by Jett on Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:19 pm
Sorry, but I just hate weasels like those guys. I'm really a live & let live type. But these cowards won't leave us alone. There is wisdom in the "just ignore them" theory. But I've yet to see it successfully done. Besides, if they keep dishing it out I'll give it back an hundredfold. Fuck 'em. They are what I say. And they'll get it worse everytime. Let 'em prove me wrong if they can. But they can't. Because I'm right. And they know it. We're better than them on every level. And they'll have to see that every time they come here uninvited. Bet they get sick of having to look in the mirror time after time. I may not know who they are, but I know what they are. I never really even had a dog in the fight but I took up the gauntlet just because of what they are: candy-assed little pussy-farts who think they are heroes but are in reality drooling & diapered infants incapable of standing toe to toe with better men - or women, for that matter - that deserve to be ridiculed mercilessly every time they poke their heads out of their holes. If this is what they want, I'm more than happy to give them a belly full. They can never even contemplate being in the right as long as they hide in the shadows; they shall ever remain simpering little rodents until they decide to stand tall before the man. Which will be never. Because they are internet eunuchs emasculated by mamaws apron strings. They never learned the important fact that courage is not the absence of fear - hell, I may fear a lot more than they do, I dunno - but rather the overcoming of it. They chose to be cowards & to conduct a pathetic, sniveling campaign against their betters. That's why they hate us. And that's why I hate them. But, more importantly, that's why they hate themselves. C'mon! Tell me I'm wrong you worthless little shit balls! As long as you remain anonymous, you're nothing to me but an exercise in derogatory epithets & adjectives. I'm certain I can attack you & yours in any manner I wish & you still won't come out from under your bed will you? Keep coming back & your liable to piss me off; then I'll really say mean things! Now go away you passive-agressive little pissants!See!? It just flows easily. But I promise to cease when they do, fair enough?

Gassy: Ol jett shore thinks he knows what he is talkin about, don't he?

Theo: He doesn't have a clue what brought this on, or even what the argument is about. He's just another big mouthed social degenerate like the rest of the members of the dead chicken. Ferals little dillusional rant is a joke. Here are the facts.

1. The pirates believe they have the right to slander anyone they choose, and that they should suffer no consequences for it.

Our position: Slander is wrong, period. As long as they persist we will expose their deeds, their methods, and their motives. Lancaster and their pirate henchmen found out real quick how embarassing that can be. Sackett recieved a copy of all 9 pages of his roast. Phil Magistro has copies of all his assaultive threads too, just to name two. If you aren't proud of your words, then you damn sure better keep them to yourself.

2. The pirates use the dead chicken to organize attacks and slander campaigns against people on other sites.

Our position: Try it, and we will be there. We'll expose it in public and document it here. Remember that K Cummings. We gave you a pass on the last one. We won't again.

3. Feral insists the dead chicken is a private forum, so anything goes.

Our position: It's so open they don't even know who has seen it. Regardless of whether it is limited, if it is being used to attack ANYONE it is WRONG. We could care less whether the members of that site are too morally corrupt to recognize it.

We could care less what grief you bring to each other. You can cuss, post your pornography, exchange stories of crapping in your waders, and drink yourselves into a stupor. We don't care. You can lie to each other about who and what you are. You can live out your sick fantasies to prop up your sagging masculinity. No problem. You can boast, and blow hard all you want. You will never hear a word from us.

BUT

If you persist in using the site to attack anyone else for any reason, you WILL get a hot poker in your ass, that's a promise. You will NEVER be free to carry out dirty deeds without consequence. You say you can't control people like Cutty? That's your problem. You created it, now deal with it. The choice is 100% yours, just as it has always been. Nobody would even look at your site if you weren't using it for nepharious activity. And to the people who hang on the side lines and quietly condone the actions there, you can expect to see your names in lights too.

Happy New Year!

Theo & Gassy