Gassy Stumbles!

Theo: Gassy!! Take a look down there on the ship! There's a chance to watch a true master of deception at work! It's that Cutty fella and he's winding up on DAS again! This is going to be GOOD!

Gassy: Yep, I see that. it looks like that DAS feller has pooped a cork and said some really salty stuff!

Theo: Check it out Gassy! See how he has copied DAS's words and posted them for everyone to see, with the caption " Would you take this abuse? "

Gassy: yep, I see that thar, it looks like Ol DAS has gone off don't it?

Theo: Ha! Gotcha Gassy! See how he deliberately didn't post what Viper said to get that response? That was a calculated move to make DAS look bad by printing his words out of context!

Gassy: Whoa!

Theo: You've got to follow this Gassy! Now see Cutty took a few posts to get the crap rolling then he just waited for a another pirate to come along and kick the ball again, and who comes along? Kodiak!! Then Cutty expertly weaves in an attack on the other fellas and weaves in the "pirates are rats" thread, and all the time that little pizzle Hank is yippin and yappin

Gassy: Maa GAWD! Now that Kodak, ain't he the feller that is spreading lies about DAS over the PM sistem at lederwall!

Theo: Yep, that's him! He thinks DAS doesn't know, but a few of those messages got forwarded to DAS and saved, LOL!! Even pirates can't trust pirates!! This is classic piracy right here Gassy! See Viper was a first class jerk on that thread and lots of people took him to task. Soza was just one of them, but see how they singled him out from the herd? Then they spun it all around with various lies and double speak and made Soza look like the villian! It's beautiful, and they can sell that crap by the bushel basket! They get a tag team of defamation going and just hammer away! It's genius, and classic Cutty! God, I LOVE watching these pirates work!!

Gassy: Yea....well... Idunno

Theo: What's the matter Gassy? Are you OK????

Gassy: Theo..... I see all them masters like Spinetti an Kodak an ...... well..... I jus thank maybe I'm too dum to be a pirate. I ain't all clevur and slick like them fellers, wit all that fancy defamin and blasphemin. I dunno.........

Theo: Oh Gassy, cheer up! Why, I'll bet if you asked Spinetta or Kodiak, they'd come right out and tell that they have been life long liars and manipulators, you know that! You can't expect to be a master like, say a kodiak just over night! Come on now! You don't want the pirates to see you all down!

Gassy: Yea, but those fellers are soooo good!!! Ya have to be all smart an sech to do all that.

Theo: Don't be silly! Not all pirates are as smart and cunning as Spinetta and Kodiak. Look at Feral Donkey. He's the Capt. of the ship and he seems dumber than your cousin Enus!

Gassy: Ok...... well I guess so

Theo: Sure Gassy,...Now here now put your patch back on and straighten up your cap. There are lots of dumb pirates, I mean look at folks like Bill Grenoble for goodness sake!

Gassy: Yea, I had an old uncle like that with that thar oldstimers deseez too and he went around pee'n in all the potted plants an then swore on a stak a bibles he was going in the toylet!

Theo: That's the Gassy I know!! Now buck up buckaroo! Lets take a look at the Papa bull stuff. That's bound to be good!

Gassy: Yea, ain't that thar a killer?? Ol Rio/Zen and kodiak jus luv wuppin up on dat Bull feller! Ain't those 2 the frik'n frak of antimetal holier than thou stinktives??

Theo: It's hilarious Gassy! Those two clowns have been the biggest oarsmen in the outhouse on the metal bashing and trady trad band wagon. They are exactly the type of double talking goons that Papa is alluding too, and they have spun this around in the chicken to where papa is the bad guy! Did you see anything on that LW thread where Papa was bashing the stinktives??

Gassy: Nosirree, I did not. Man! they flipped that quiker'n a flapjack! Like sum sortta mental jujitsu! and then that Black wolf feller was dancin aroun pokin and proddin an swattin at the Bull like one a them pikadoors! I'm a bit dispointed tho, fer all that proddin an swattin an flapjack flippin, that ol Bull run em off!

Theo: Yea, it's the jackal attack Gassy! Another classic! They plan all this out in the chicken and they run out in packs after folks like that Bull fella. You know pirates are mainly cowards but they run strong in a pack!

Gassy: did ya see where MrZen/Rio was talk'n all about that thar metal mafia agenda, an the Dollaa bows? that boys et up with al that trady trad bile! It's a down rite hoot to see all that turned loose on the Bull! How long you spose it'll be afor Ol Rio an kodak turn all that bile loose on Fearl and the Lankuster boys?? You know they is jus droolin and wiping it back wait'n for a chance to get a fang in!

Theo: Ever heard the term "thick as thieves",????LOL! You'd be surprised how many coyotes and weasels you can shove into a barrel as long as they are all after the same mouse!! Once the mouse is gone though......................................LOL!

Gassy: Gosh, Im considerabel cheered up affer a good roun a bashin and defamin! It kinda puts the wood back in yor peg!

Theo: It's a great way to end the evening Gassy!