What pirates really think!

Theo: Gassy we have here a rare glimpse of the pirates unedited! It's fascinating stuff too!

Gassy: Yessir I'm lernin a hole bunch reading all the latest down thar!

Theo: It's been a sad day for the pirate cause though since Mr Zen/Rio, Black Wolf, and Riverwolf went out on a Papa Bull raid at Leatherwall and got banned!

Gassy: Yessir, more Pirates hung on the wall a shame! Oh Lord please bless Ray Cook, Chris Pencak and dat Ralph Webb feller an all those poor fallin pirates and all the starvin childrin in New Ginny! Amen!

Theo: Did you see where Black Wolf doesn't care a bit about being banned? That's a brave face he has on there!

Gassy: Yea says he wasn't lernin nuthin from them folks noways. He was only goin thar to teech them folks and raise them up from ignorance. I gess it was sorta like missionary work for the brave wolf. I dunno whut all them poor dumb Lederwallers are gonna do now that thar teecher is banned.

Theo: Well now hold on Gassy! Wasn't that exactly what he was accusing Papa Bull of doing??

Gassy: Yessir, ya no the funny thang about all them pirates is that you can tell just what them boys is up to by jus listnin to whut they accuse everbody else of! Theys supposin Ol Bull is a bad feller fer goin over to the Lederwall an accusin him of preachin and sech, and then they's all choked up over not bein able ta go over thar and preach an sech themselves! Theys talkin outta both sides a thar hed!

Theo: Gassy I think you just stumbled onto another form of pirate slight of hand! A great way to deflect attention from dirty dealings is to accuse your victim of dirty dealings!

Gassy: Don't da Si-cologists call dat Pro-jekchen??

Theo: Yes, they do! Well, let's see what else we can find...

Gassy: Hows about that kcummings fella hootin over them copy bows??

Theo: Oh, that's a good one! That Kevin now he is really slick!

Gassy: Oh man! He's slipped in a cute little dig on that DAS feller didn't he? He he he he! That nife was soo sharp I bet Ol DAS never even felt it!

Theo: Well, those dumb ass daskateers don't have much of a chance against these pirate folks I'd say!

Gassy: I'd say so! he he he he yea he was ribbin ol Black Wolf about making copy bows an pokin fun at DAS on account of that Tradtech copy.

Theo: Whoa there Gassy! You better back off of that if you want to a be a real pirate! They'll never let you on the ship sayin stuff like that!

Gassy: Well That Gino Bruno feller said the same dang thang! How's a come he can say it an I caant?? Looky here at this quote from Ol Gino on Tradtalk, course he thought it was made by samick at da time:

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"In my opinion, the samick riser is different than the DAS but LAS capitalized on the profile of the DAS for brand recognition purposes......... something that I don’t think is right and also shows their lack of forward thinking"

Theo: Well sure Gassy, Most people agree with Gino, but that was BEFORE he sailed under the skull and bones! He can't be saying stuff like that NOW! They'd have him on the short plank!

Gassy: Well heck! I hope I didnt ofen no pirates with all that! No ofense meant guys! Yea, I mean sure they don't look nothin alike to me atol, nosir! not A-tol! Wy these risers is totally different rite here!

Theo: Well that's better!

Gassy: Now ya dont spose them pirates will go to deflamin me do ya??

Theo: Gassy, come on! You're a red headed dwarf with a learning disability and a terrible flatulence problem! How the heck could they possibly defame you??

Gassy: yep, that is some comfurt alrite. Say here's a good one! Did you see whare Mr Zen refered to Esquires DAS as a $1200 gimmicked, psuedo-recurve, he he he he. What was I sayin a cupple days back about wonderin when the wolves would turn on Fearl an Lankustar??? See that's what Zen REALLY thinks about them metal wonder bows. Course he's new in the hidout, an having jus lost his home on da Lederwal, he'll be keepin low fer a while.

Theo: I can't wait for the show to begin! That's going to be good! It's going to be the pirate party of the century! Here's how I see it! You've got Zen and Kodiak both hating metal risers, Black Wolf defining instinctive shooting for the both of them. They'll like that! You've got the Lancaster boys trying to keep them in check and still run their campaign. You've got Hank preaching voodoo (or doodoo, LOL) and the Christians right next door in the bowyers forum trying to pretend they don't see it. You've got all the DC crew raising hell and bringing heat from all over. There's RobK wishing they would just shut up and quit telling the public what they are really up to. You've got Cutty using the forum to advance his personal war against the same folks as always, and plumb in the middle of all that stink is Feral trying to run a business! Now that's a party!

Gassy: I'm savin my best duds for when that shindig gets rollin! Even the parrits'll be drunk at that shindig! Speakin a Fearls Lankustir deal how do you suppose Fearl pulled that off? That is some serius cooool rite thar gittin that Lankuster deal! Ima thankin Fearl mite have the edge on ma cusin Enus!

Theo: Well I can only speculate Gassy, but I think it's most likely like this. See, I'd bet RobK is getting just a little worried that maybe the pirates might turn on him once he doesn't have anything to offer them. I mean, he knew what they were when he signed on, and I guess they have done the work he needed done.

Gassy: Ya mean like those fellers who go feedin the grizzlees cheetoos an then the cheetoos run out an the feller gets that loose feelin in is bowels???

Theo: yep, it's a lot like that! See, I think he had all the bears dancing and waving their paws hoping for a cheetoo, and got to thinking about the end game! I figure that rather than being stuck there tossing cheetoos forever, he decided to give the pappa bear a cheetoo franchise an make that boy beholdin.

Gassy: You may be rite! You spose Ol Fearl can hold them other bears offen RobK? I'd shor hate ta see Fearls cheetoo franchise circlin the drain!

Theo: Well, I sure hope so Gassy! Feral has his hands full for sure with such a rough crowd and it looks to me like every last one of them has their own plan that might not exactly work for the Donkey!

Gassy: Oh Lord please keep the donkey in yor thoughts'n keep all them ruff bears off'n his hide, an send a little chow to the starvin childrin in New Ginny! Amen! Speekin a that Cheetoo contract, why dont Lankusur give ol Fearl the titans too? Wooden that be sweet??

Theo: That would be sweet, and Lord knows Feral deserves it too! Maybe they can work that out! It just seems like the right thing to do to me!

Theo: Ok!, Ok! I've got one more for you! Have you noticed how a number of the pirates have been talking about lurking around tradtalk and then turning right around and saying how pathetic it is that some folks are lurking at the pirate site???LMAO!!

Gassy: Those boys really outta hire themseves one a them hipokritacal offisers! LOL!

Theo: Good night Gassy!

Gassy: Blattttttttffftpiz! he he he, no one kin deflame me, he he he, G'nite Theo!