Theo: Well Gassy I've gotten behind in my pirate reading, but I just noticed an interesting thread in the Chicken! It's called "Right is right", which I have to say is a real oxymoron to see in the chicken, LOL.
Gassy: Yessir! That Brett Kaufman feller fessed up ta sayin some shady thangs didnt he??LOL!
Theo: Yes he did, and I have to give him credit for sure. You know, the easiest thing in the world is to tell the truth. The hardest thing in the world is to tell a fib and then admit it. I figure Brett is pretty much worthless to us now! There isn't much we can learn from folks who do the right thing! LOL
Gassy: Yea, makes me a bit uneezy just thankin 'bout it. Ya spose he'll get run of the ship fer tellin the truth??
Theo: Well, my guess is he'll be held under suspicion for a good while. Any form of just behavior is a red flag! LOL!! It was really interesting reading the rest of the thread too!
Gassy: Dat shore was intresting alrite! The line to come clean shore didn't form up behind Brett did it?? LMAO!! I seen dat Lurker feller back in trouble for talking sense too!
Theo: Yea, anyone who points out their dirty dealings or obvious hypocrisy gets labeled a subversive, LOL!! They're trying to make him out to be some troll now, LOL. It's a time honored ploy on the ship. If you don't like the message, just label the messenger a troll and POOF! It looks like Lurker has had some problems with his posts being altered, too, LOL.
Gassy: Yessir, basically anythang ta discredit the feller, LOL. Pirates luv ta change the posts of folks so the banning looks legit. Dat Njstykbow feller shore can turn a fellers wurds on there hade too! LOL. I seen dat rswbow feller was complaining about da chikin being a garbage dump, LOL. I hope he likes ta swim! LMAO!!
Theo: Yea, rswbow suggested that maybe the site wasn't really there to be a garbage dump, but did you see how many folks backed him up??? ha ha ha ha ha!!
Gassy: Not one feller said "yep dats rite" LOL They all just ignored his post, even Fearl!
Theo: That's because nearly all the core members ARE there to dump on someone and that is the whole reason for the site, LOL. The chit chat about archery is just a cover, a backdrop. The calling card for the pirates has always been that they are a public toilet. Here's a snapshot of the Dead Chicken:
Gassy: Dats funny rite thar! ha ha ha ha ha!! I like dat chikin hangin from da door LOL!! Yep all them pirates have a beef with sumbody fer shore.
Theo: I liked how the usual suspects like Cutty showed up to point the finger at other sites, LOL! Cutty might as well just start paddling away if things at the POA got on track, LOL
Gassy: Well, ol Cutty has lotsa help still on da ship from fellers like Hank, Fearl an da whole lankustar crew. Them boys is dependin on keeping the wurld spinnin backwards, LOL!
Theo: Yea, its got to be tough though when folks on your own site are starting to have the same opinion as the rest of the online world. They can just keep banning anyone who speaks up I guess, but they really can't afford to lose anyone.
Gassy: Well I saw them crowin about havin so many new members! Maybe they has all they need!
Theo: Well Gassy remember, about 25 of their new members are us! LMAO!! Probably another 40 or 50 are there because they read our blog and want to see the train wreck for themselves! LOL I think our link has been posted on LW a couple times! We have a faithful following now! Basically people read our site to decode all the double talk on the POA. It's really fun! First you read the POA and see how many lies you can spot, then you read the review and see how many you found!! It's more fun than the daily crossword puzzle!
Gassy: yea dat is funny an kinda sad too LOL, Ya spose hank'll be sendin us cupcakes fer all da traffic we sent ta his witchin craf site???
Theo: he he he he he !
Gassy: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Theo: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!! SNORK!!! HE HE HE
Gassy: HA HA HA HA !! COUGH!! CHOKE!! SPEW!! HA HA HA !!
