Saturday, May 17, 2008

Pirate History Ver 3.2

Theo; My gosh Gassy! Things have certainly gotten active down on the ship haven't they!



Gassy: Yessir!! its like one a dem steered up ant hills, LOL



Theo: Have you noticed that part of the pirate lore is that they came to be as a result of the DAS/LAS controversy?



Gassy: Yeeea, my memry is a bit fuzzy but weren't those pirate boys aroun long afore that?



Theo: Oh sure! The Pirates were founded entirely of people banned from tradtalk and later other sites. In the early years of piracy, as I recall, the site was about drinking, cussing, and bashing other sites and people, and basically exacting revenge. Do you remember that?



Gassy: Yessir!, its all comming back! I still got summa dat wine that Fearl showed us how ta make ta keep us all drunk an hummin along! You remembur dat banner dat said THIS HERES AN ADULT SITE AN IF'N YOU AINT A LEGAL AGE THEN GET THE #*&%$@ OUTTA HERE, seppin they didn't use the *&$%, but the real wurds ya no.



Theo: Well I guess, the real history of the pirates might be a bit of an embarrasement now Gassy. As I recall, it really was a place for outlaws to gather and an to stage attacks on decent folks and sites. With the help of smart folks like Cutty though they have goten alot more careful.



Gassy: Yessir! thats why they took to the name PIRATES!! That wernt no axedent an ifn ya look aroun, they's still mostly them same cut a boys, coarse they's all got thar own enemies'n sech. Ya member all dat stink about da little delter bow??? Yeeeeoooh!! That got deep rite thar!! ......Did you see Mr Zen's post 'bout using folks names an disparagin them an sech??? ROTFLMAO!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! awe MAN! he he he , An especially ifn it was motivated by hurtin sumbuddys business!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!



Theo: Gassy! Calm down little buddy!! You're going to swallow your tongue if you keep laughing like that!!! Yea, Ya know Mr Zen/Rio is Chris Pencak and he's an attorney! I think he really DOES understand what is at work here, except he really needs to take a long look back through the history of the pirates before he says tooo much more! Maybe we outta send him the files???



Gassy: Nah, hes a smart man an he'll figger it out fer hisself. Fer one thang theys paintin this all like it's jus a DAS/LAS thang, LMAO!!



Theo: Yea, LOL! Well it's an easy cover and I guees they think it sells. They've made way too many enemies to even have a clue. I don't think DAS even cares anymore since they've been pounding on that poor guy for what" 2 years? I'd be tired too. While they are all turning over stones looking for ghosts we'll be up a tree safe and sound. I hope they find that nasty DAS fella or maybe Papa Bull! LMAO!!! Gosh, let's see if we can name just a few folks that fit Mr Zens profile:



Terry Green, owner of Tradgang

Rob Distefano, co-owner I believe of Tradgang

Robert Williams, owner of Tradtalk

David Soza, owner of DAS Kinetic Archery

Phil Magistro, moderator on Leather wall

Pat Lefemine, owner of Leatherwall

Dale Karch, owner of 3 Rivers Archery

among others



and then there are the business names of Tradtalk, Tradmall, Leatherwall, Tradgang, Das Kinetic Archery, and 3 Rivers Archery, just to name a few. As I see it, all of which have been stalked, hounded, harrassed, defamed, belittled, and mocked, PUBLICLY with an intent that any judge would likely find malicious, LOL.



Gassy: ah heck, theys jus pirates bein pirates! sorta like a mad dog bitin sumbuddy, heck...... whatcha espect?? Da you remember dat "Phil Magistro has Mental Problems" thread in the ded chickin?? LOL Fearl finly hid that so folks couldn't find it! Maybe that fotergraff ofn his rear end for Phil was imbarrasin!!



Theo: Ya think???? LOL Well yea Mr Zen has some catching up to do for sure, LOL. We're just here to learn all about the pirate ways so that WE can become better pirates, that's all. It's just kind of tough to talk about pirate ways without, well..... talking about pirate ways!



Gassy: Im shor them boys undastand! Speakin a pirates ways, did you see Ol Bill Grenobals post and dat swipe he took at that DAS feller???LOL!! That wuz harsh!! LMAO!! GOTCHA!!! LMAO!! You spose sweet ol bill outta send his posts through Mr Zen next time??? LOL!

Theo: Well either that or Mr Zen better get used to some embarrassment! LOL.