Theo: Yes, the pirates are very proud, but with so many distinguished members, and fine gentlemen, wouldn't you be too??
Gassy: Well, I try to hold my hed up proud when I fart in a crowd, does that count??
Theo: Sure it does Gassy! Don't ever let anyone tell you it stinks! Just stand up proud and hit them with a blast of defamation, profanity, denial, and attitude! That's the pirate way!
Gassy: Studian all these pirate ways is a real character buildin thang ya know!
Theo: Absolutely! Why, just look at the way they stood up for Viper over that nock thread on Tradtalk! I mean here he was calling people fools and gullible over something he has never seen, and pirates stood tight at his side. Then There is Bill Grenoble telling folks about all the fine gentlemen that visit the Dead Chicken, LMAO!
Gassy: Yea, LMAO! did you see those low life tardtalkers trying to tell Viper dat he really outta treat folks with more respect, ROTFLMAO! What a joke! People dont diserve no respect! Now dat Pinny Banks, he's a proud man rite thar, an he stood right up fer Vipers assaults on folks, espeshally dat big mouth das feller. He an Cutty were 4 square! I'll bet Thar aint even a rinkle in Pinnys t shirts he's so upstandin!!
Theo: Penny is indeed a paragon of nobility! I've seen him stand up for all sorts of noble causes like Terry Green bashing for instance. Now that is a proud man!
Gassy: Whut da you spose is Pinnys dog in that fite?
Theo: Well, see he supports bashing of anything modern in archery. Those nocks are the product of the devil to Penny so if Viper has to get rough with folks to get rid of them, well that's OK, and bad mouthing all the guys that opposed Viper is OK even though they were just asking Viper to be nice.
Gassy: Whut ifn Viper was bashin hog huntin??
Theo: Well, then you go to bad mouthing and slandering Viper see.
Gassy: Uh huh .............................OK
Gassy: kinda hard to figger how proud fellers like that Pinny Banks and Bill Grunoble could be swimmin aroun in al that filth and stink in the Ded Chickin aint it tho?
Theo: Not at all Gassy! See, the way I figure it, as long as any part of a pirate is above the river of sewage, he can hold his head up proud! Remember that 20 page Esquire bashing that Feral just deleted for some odd reason?? Now that was definitely a high sewage mark! That was a proud moment with lots of fine gentlemen involved!! So many in fact that it was deleted because they were blushing with pride! Being banned from website after website for obnoxious behavior, or even having the bigger part of the archery community turn their back on you, is no sweat. That's right, pirates like Penny and Bill are standing tall for bashing Terry Green, admiring abusive jerks like Viper, running threads like the Esquire and Magistro bashings, and all sorts of similar high ideals as long as they are in line with a pirating agenda!
Gassy: Seems ta me that ya hav ta hold your hed up jus ta breeth LOL! Ya spose sumday thar will be a saint Pinny or maybe a saint Grunoble????
Theo: Well, LOL, if there ever is, the sainthood won't be worth a red cent :)
Gassy: Ya know the grate thang about the DED Chickin? As long as nobuddy admits they is standin in dung, they can all pretend that the smell is lilacs! Oooh man, ain't it sweet in here??
Theo: Yes, but do they really think others can't smell it?
Gassy: Well, speakin from persunal esperiance, LOL, folks try not to let on when the stank rises, but they scoot on out real quik! LMAO!
Gassy: Sumbuddy outta tell thet Bill Feller, that all that stuff piled aroun his feet with the flies buzz'n all ovur, welll.......That ain't heaps of pride! ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Theo: Yea, maybe his eyeglass prescription is expired, LOL. He is right about one thing though!! If there weren't any defamation and assaults on non-pirates at the POA site, we'd have to pack up and leave! Nothing to learn here!!
Gassy: Dont say that Theo!! we is jus gettin unpacked an moved in! That thar would be a sad day fer shor ifn we had ta pack up an move on!!
Theo: Don't worry Gassy!! The pirates are too stupid and self absorbed to realize that the only grief they get is brought on by their own actions!!, ROTFLMAO!!! By the way, that new pic of you on the blog, now that is noble!!
Gassy: Thank Ye Sir!!!........................FFFTttblatttttt...ahhhhh sorry!:(
