Illegitimate posters??

Gassy: Theo, I'm a bit bafuddled ovur just what makes one poster illegitimate on the ship, and what makes you legitimate!??? Who makes dat rule??

Theo: Ha ha ha ha ! Gassy that's the $64,000 questoion! The pirates are saying now that you only get banned for being an ILLEGITIMATE POSTER. But what exactly makes you illegitimate??

Gassy: Is it cussin er being nasty??

Theo: Nope that's allowed!! LOL

Gassy: Is it threatin folks??

Theo: Nope, Gino has that market pretty well cornered, LOL that's fine!!

Gassy: Is it badmouthin folks and tellin lies??

Theo: Nope that's a legitimate "opinion" on the good ship! Guess again Gassy!

Gassy: Is it stalking folks and tryin ta hurts folks business er website??

Theo: No Gassy, that's been going on from day one, that is super cool, and will probably get you made a moderator!! LMAO Come on Gassy, Guess again!!

Gassy: Ehhhhhh, ummmm, is it usin the same tactiks on the pirates and Lankustar that they is usin on other folks???

Theo: DING DING DING!!!! BINGO GASSY!! See, you don't get banned for having a bad opinion of the pirates, BUT, having a bad opinion of the pirates DOES make you illegitimate. Once you get badged illegitimate, THEN you are banned!!

Gassy: WTF??? LMAO!! is you pullin ma leg??

Theo: Nope, see that's how it works! Pirates only ban illegitimate posters! Take for instance Puzzy. He was just asking a question about the operation of the site. He never said ANYTHING abusive to anyone, or even bashed the site. Actually, it was a fair question and it probably came from one of our readers!!

Gassy: Ok I foller ya so far.

Theo: Well, of course they don't ban people for having opinions, so they first have to convert Puzzy to illegitimate status! They started accusing him of being Martin and then Papabull so that then they could ban him for being illegitamate!!

Gassy: Good Lord!!

Theo: Here's another example Gassy. Look at the "Explain This" thread in the main forum. See how dasshooter has been worked over by superkodiak, then Feral, then Paarcher, then Sixby??? You notice that no one can question what dasshooter said because it is 100% true, BUT, if you have an opinion that Lancaster doesn't like, THAT makes you illegitimate!! If they make him illegitimate, they can get rid of him!!

Gassy: Yessir, OK, I see where dat PAARCHER fella was callin dasshooter "Mike", is dat what hes up to??

Theo: Exactly Gassy! PaArcher is as dishonest as any of the true pirates. He's laying the groundwork to get dasshooter banned for being ILLEGITIMATE. He's taken a wild guess at who dasshooter might be (Esquire) and set him up for discrediting and eventual banning. That's because dasshooter is saying things they don't want said! Heck, for all we know he already is banned, LOL!! dasshooter is another random guy who probably reads our blog and has had enough of the constant lying. The pirates think all this is coming from one or two guys, but it's coming from the public!! LOL.

Gassy: Whoa!!!! Ain't Paarcher a polisaman??? I wunder if'n he does that sorta thang to the folks he pulls ovur??

Theo: Kinda scary isn't it Gassy??..... to think that the guy with lights on behind you has the morals and ethics of a pirate!!

Gassy: Man!!! I thank next time I'll jus hit the gas an run fer ma life!! So ta get the illegitimate badge, ya jus gotta say sumpthin about Lankustar or any pirate, or dat TAC bow ????

Theo: Yep!! Ain't that sly !!! That way they can deny ever banning anyone for having an opinion they don't like, but that is exactly what they are doing! LMAO!! Then they accuse other sites of not allowing certain topics!! It makes your head spin!! LMAO!!

Gassy: So a legitimate opinyun is any opinyun dat is against a non pirate???

Theo: Yep!! Compare that to the way RHust was treated on Tradtalk for telling people they were closed minded and one-sided! That thread is still up and still civil. . People were offended but RHust was never cussed OR banned. In fact one guy said ssomething that was off color to RHust, and HIS post was pulled! The pirates try to paint themselves as the last fair site on the web but they have banned more people, and edited more posts than any other archery website on the web!! You either sing their tune, or you walk the plank!! That's how they maintain their little "democracy". Heck even longhunter was run off and accused at the end of being "the princess" who is their name for Papa Bull! Longhunter is a longtimetime DAS hater, long time metal riser hater named Steve Paruch. They just shoot people at random, even people who are good nasty pirate material like longhunter!!

Gassy: Thats funny rite thar !!! ha ha ha ha!! I see Ol Sixby is tryin ta earn his eye patch too on that thread!

Theo: Yea, Sixby claims to be a Christian, but it's becoming pretty obvious that he's wearing a robe of a different color, LOL!! He apparently fully supports what he reads there, that's about all you can conclude when he calls the site home and even defends them and joins in their dirty dealings!!

Gassy: Ya spose he's preachin in one a Hanks Witchin chapels??? LMAO!!!

Theo: Could be Gassy, with Paarcher gaurding the door! LMAO!!

Gassy: Hey I seen whar Fearl says he don't got no sponsors sep his members, LOL!!!

Theo: Yea, I guess he thinks people are too dumb to figure out that his relationship with Lancaster goes even farther than having a sponsorship!! For one thing, how does anybody really KNOW that Feral hasn't gotten money for doing what he is doing?? He sure as heck wouldn't admit it!! I'm surprised Cutty hasn't launched an investigative team on that one!!

Gassy: Yep!! LOL everone nose a pirate would never take payoff money!! LMAO!!

Theo: No of course not!! LOL I'd guess this picture probably sums up Ferals relationship with Lancaster pretty well! Ha ha ha ha !!!





Gassy: HA HA HA HA HA !!!! AH MAN!! HE HE HE HE !!! I'll bet dats why Fearl cant see da obvious!! Heck he can't see nothing!! HA HA HA HA!!!

Man Up!

Theo: Gassy did you read that post by Gino defending the Dead Chicken??LOL

Gassy: It took ny almost an hour but yep I read the hole dang thang! Looks like they is back to da marter defense, LOL

Theo : The pirates are masters of hiding the pea Gassy! The more the heat gets turned up, the faster the shells fly in circles! LOL. Gino is back to the same old story about it's just men discussing things in a frank way, LOL. He brings up Cutty and how nobody is calling for him to be banned! LMAO.

Gassy; Ya spose that has anythin ta do with the fact that Cutty doesn't go affer folks on their site?????LOL! Cutty has been da ring leader from day one, dats why he's King of pirates! LMAO

Theo: Ya think Gassy?? I can't figure out if these guys are really that dumb, or if they think everybody else is that dumb???LOL. I think Feral has declared his site a Democracy because he has absolutely no control over it, and that "democracy" has been forced upon him. Democracy isn't anarchy, LOL!!

Gassy: heck evun Im not THAT dum, LOL. Fearl is too drunk an stupid to control them fools, dats why Cutty and Hank have used him for thar dirty work. He was an eazy puppet fer them 2!! LMAO Its to bad to, cuz Ol Fearl didn't have no troubles really till he let all them boys snooker him inta thar sick fites

Theo: It's painful to watch Gassy, I mean really! They talk about the pirates being a diverse group, but you know what they all have in common??

Gassy: Yessir!! they alls got an axe to grind, ever last one of'm. Some is mad at Tradtalk, some is mad at Leatherwall some is mad at DAS, some is made at Tradgang, some is mad at Papa Bull, some is mad at Terry Green. They's all got the same itchy bowel and need'n a spot to take a dump!

Theo: Yea, and a good many of them have been banned at other sites for trying to take their dump there! Gino tries to hide behind guys like Sixby and Rob Taylor, but strangely enough, those guys aren't the ones causing the trouble are they???LMAO

Gassy: Nossir! They is also not da ones banned at other sites neither! They's dang good at muddy'n up the water to put folks off'n the scent! Maybe Sixby and Carbon Caster could give us thar perspective, on all the bad mouthin from a pastors point a view??? LOL!! I wouldn't let any pastor who hangs on the pirate site babtize my monkey!!LMAO

Theo: Exactly Gassy! The monkey deserves better! LMAO Nobody cares what pirates say to pirates, people are upset when lies and badmouthing are turned loose on people who never want anything to do with any of them. Other sites took their trash to the curb and it was trucked off to the pirates site! Now I see Gino is making up the story that the DC wouldn't exist if it weren't forced on them by pesky outsiders, LOL. Gino was one of the original pirates, and perhaps he has forgotten the history that has led us here. They have had every opportunity to stop the crap but they just keep shoveling. Even DAS tried to convince them to pull up their pants and quit showing their butt crack, but it fell on deaf ears.

Gassy: It's a fancy yarn, yes in deed! Member when Ol Gino was accusin folks on other sites of hacking his computer. Said he had proof too! LMAO

Theo: Yep, I do remember that. He said that he also had proof that the hacker was a frequent porn site visitor by somehow back tracing it. Somehow though, the "proof" never surfaced, LMAO. No the TRUTH is that the slander campaigns run on the pirate ship are the execution of vendettas by people who are mad about being banned from other sites, and attacks carried out on DAS and Tradtalk by Lancaster's goons, Plain and simple . Gino even says in his post that the majority of threads in the Chicken are there to attack people on other sites. Well, DUH!! LMAO

Gassy: Ha ha ha ha ha !! Pirates don't rob thar own ships, LMAO!! They rob other ships. As far as recrutin new members, well Gino has been as involved as anyone in doin that, so what is he tawkin about not carin about new members??

Theo: Many of the new members have been recruited by the core members to provide cover for the REAL pirate agenda Gassy. Gino did a good job of rolling them out as human shields in his post didn't he??

Gassy: Yessir!! LOL, theys been burnin up the PM systems on all da sites recruitin folks like the boys in dat bowyers section.

Theo: I think what we really need is for all the guys like Sixby, Carbon Caster, Rob Taylor and others who are there to provide shielding to just step up and tell everyone why they are participating in this?? I'll bet folks would really like to know! Ha ha ha !

Gassy: Yep!! an dat RobK needs to tell folks why he supports all that thar to!

I shore am glad that them Pirates want thangs discussed out in da open and not behind closed doors! Theys only been free to do all dat stuff cause the other sites don't show THAR dirty lawndry. I spose it mus be dun tho!! LMAO!

Theo: I agree Gassy, you know stuff like Feral being banned from Tradgang for obscene behavior, or maybe the fact that he was run off of Tradtalk because be would get drunk late at night and post all kinds of sick crap, then the next morning when a moderator had cleaned it up he would thank them because he was too drunk to know what he was doing, LOL!

Gassy: Yea, thats ol FEARL alrite!! LOL. Course now he's master riser builder! LMAO. He musta foun an ingineers degree under the bottle cap of a wine jug!! Why, heres a picture of Fearl conduktin a detaled ingineerin study rites here!

Theo: Absolutely! LMAO!! Looks more like he is testing his sphincter strength, not the riser ! Ha ha ha ha ha !! Gosh, I hope it held!!! ROTFLMAO!! We'll have to talk more about why Lancaster was really pushed off of some of the websites too! LOL ! Say, speaking of that, I just came across this quote from Rob himself. Of course he was talking about his treatment on Tradtalk after all he did:

Mods, admins and owners of forums have no place bashing a reputable company and making personal attacks on anyone... it's inexcusable.

Gassy: Hmmm, musta fergotten all that! LOL. Maybe Ol Gino an Fearl didn't get RobKs memo, LMAO!! I'll bet Fearl was warin one a Hanks diapers!! LMAO!!

Theo: He was probably wearing TWO of Hanks diapers, LOL. Yea, RobK and Leegee seem to think it is just fine now. Why they have even thanked the pirates many times for their actions on Lancaster's behalf, but that's pretty typical of the hypocrisy of pirates! LOL

Gassy: Whats dat ol story about layin in the da bed ya made??? Ha ha ha ha!!

Theo: Ha ha ha ha ha !!

Dirty Laundry

Folks, you need to go to the Dead Chicken and read through the "Do we need the dead chicken thread! Take a good look at the posts and the names of the posters! You better do it before they pull it! It's as clear a picture of the people involved, and the mentallity as you could ask for.



Theo: It's been an exciting day on the ship Gassy!

Gassy: Yessir! Them pirates have rallied aroun an given the chikin thar undyin support!!

Theo: It's heart warming Gassy, to see such loyalty to high ideals like that, LOL! Some guy named Puzzy asked them if the chicken was a liability, and they all thought the chicken was great.

Gassy: Yep, but them pirates went an banned ol Puzzy too, LMAO!!

Theo: It sounded like they thought he was us Gassy, but we have never posted on the ship. All we do is read and comment. In fact, they have started shooting into the darkness and have banned 2 or 3 guys that were no how connected to us. In any case it just shows that any talk of dissent gets you banned., so the TRUTH is that the chicken is only used to bash approved targets.

Gassy: Yea, them pirates are smart fellers. Thars a long list a folks that has had stuff to say that them pirates don't like ta hear, an the pirates just brand'm a troll an ban'm off.

Theo: I loved where KCummings said the only people that get banned are the ones trying to start fights! LOL. Do you suppose that would be the same ones that say things they don't want to hear?? I mean really, the rules of the DC state clearly that the only thing off limits are physical threats, which of course a few pirates have already violated. Why would a dissenting opinion be grounds for being banned if what KPC says is true??

Gassy: ha ha ha ha ha ! Ya, it do make a feller wunder fer shore!! LOL That Puzzy feller didn't do nothin direspectful, he jus aksed a queschun!

Theo: No Gassy, he asked the WRONG question, LMAO!! That's the difference. The pirates aren't the least bit interested in the truth, they are just interested in their version of the truth. Another example is how Dasshooter was treated, LOL He came along in the "Explain This" thread and set RobK straight on a few things.

Gassy: Yep, then dat superkodak feller akused him of pissin on'm and Fearl follers up with a "well said". WTF is dat?? LMAO

Theo: It's a hoot Gassy! Ha ha ha ha ha ! Everyone knows RobK is full of beans and is just trying to sling mud at DAS (again), so whoever that was, called him on it and HE'S called for pissing on them! ROTFLMAO!!! RobK does real well in exchanges like this where he has the moderators running interference, like on the pirate site and on AT, LOL.

Gassy: Ya dont spose ol Fearl is a bit bias on account a his riser deal do ya, LOL!!

Theo: NO NO, of course not! Nothing like that Gassy!! LMAO!! I wouldn't be surpised if dasshooter isn't already banned, but that's OK. Since they like dirty laundry, they will love seeing RobK's run up the flag pole!!

Gassy: Whew!!! That's strong rite thar!! LMAO!! Ya mean like tellin folks about all them fake Rolex watches Rob bawt when he was in Chiner??? LMAO!!

Theo: Yea, I wonder if he gave Feral one as token of his gratitude for hiding him out on the pirate site, LOL! Feral can't spell anyway, so if it said Rolix on it, he'd be good!

Gassy: maybe dat Leggeee feller will get one fer his 10 yar annaversry, LOL!!

Theo: Maybe so! What did he buy?? 20 of them??

Gassy: Well he duz seem ta have a strong atrackshun ta copies, LOL

Theo: Good point Gassy!! LMAO!! It is so fitting for someone building a DAS copy to be wearing a fake Rolex!! ROTFLMAO!!!! I wonder if he wears a toupe too???,LOL!!

Gassy: Yessir, we ain't evun commenced ta hang da lawndry!! Some a dis stuff has got sum BAD stanes!!!, LMAO!! Pirates is gonna LUV this stuff!!

Redemption

Theo: Well Gassy I've gotten behind in my pirate reading, but I just noticed an interesting thread in the Chicken! It's called "Right is right", which I have to say is a real oxymoron to see in the chicken, LOL.

Gassy: Yessir! That Brett Kaufman feller fessed up ta sayin some shady thangs didnt he??LOL!

Theo: Yes he did, and I have to give him credit for sure. You know, the easiest thing in the world is to tell the truth. The hardest thing in the world is to tell a fib and then admit it. I figure Brett is pretty much worthless to us now! There isn't much we can learn from folks who do the right thing! LOL

Gassy: Yea, makes me a bit uneezy just thankin 'bout it. Ya spose he'll get run of the ship fer tellin the truth??

Theo: Well, my guess is he'll be held under suspicion for a good while. Any form of just behavior is a red flag! LOL!! It was really interesting reading the rest of the thread too!

Gassy: Dat shore was intresting alrite! The line to come clean shore didn't form up behind Brett did it?? LMAO!! I seen dat Lurker feller back in trouble for talking sense too!

Theo: Yea, anyone who points out their dirty dealings or obvious hypocrisy gets labeled a subversive, LOL!! They're trying to make him out to be some troll now, LOL. It's a time honored ploy on the ship. If you don't like the message, just label the messenger a troll and POOF! It looks like Lurker has had some problems with his posts being altered, too, LOL.

Gassy: Yessir, basically anythang ta discredit the feller, LOL. Pirates luv ta change the posts of folks so the banning looks legit. Dat Njstykbow feller shore can turn a fellers wurds on there hade too! LOL. I seen dat rswbow feller was complaining about da chikin being a garbage dump, LOL. I hope he likes ta swim! LMAO!!

Theo: Yea, rswbow suggested that maybe the site wasn't really there to be a garbage dump, but did you see how many folks backed him up??? ha ha ha ha ha!!

Gassy: Not one feller said "yep dats rite" LOL They all just ignored his post, even Fearl!

Theo: That's because nearly all the core members ARE there to dump on someone and that is the whole reason for the site, LOL. The chit chat about archery is just a cover, a backdrop. The calling card for the pirates has always been that they are a public toilet. Here's a snapshot of the Dead Chicken:

Gassy: Dats funny rite thar! ha ha ha ha ha!! I like dat chikin hangin from da door LOL!! Yep all them pirates have a beef with sumbody fer shore.

Theo: I liked how the usual suspects like Cutty showed up to point the finger at other sites, LOL! Cutty might as well just start paddling away if things at the POA got on track, LOL

Gassy: Well, ol Cutty has lotsa help still on da ship from fellers like Hank, Fearl an da whole lankustar crew. Them boys is dependin on keeping the wurld spinnin backwards, LOL!

Theo: Yea, its got to be tough though when folks on your own site are starting to have the same opinion as the rest of the online world. They can just keep banning anyone who speaks up I guess, but they really can't afford to lose anyone.

Gassy: Well I saw them crowin about havin so many new members! Maybe they has all they need!

Theo: Well Gassy remember, about 25 of their new members are us! LMAO!! Probably another 40 or 50 are there because they read our blog and want to see the train wreck for themselves! LOL I think our link has been posted on LW a couple times! We have a faithful following now! Basically people read our site to decode all the double talk on the POA. It's really fun! First you read the POA and see how many lies you can spot, then you read the review and see how many you found!! It's more fun than the daily crossword puzzle!

Gassy: yea dat is funny an kinda sad too LOL, Ya spose hank'll be sendin us cupcakes fer all da traffic we sent ta his witchin craf site???

Theo: he he he he he !

Gassy: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Theo: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!! SNORK!!! HE HE HE

Gassy: HA HA HA HA !! COUGH!! CHOKE!! SPEW!! HA HA HA !!

Sponsors'n Sech

Theo: You know what strikes me funny Gassy??

Gassy: whatsat??

Theo: I've been reading a few comments on the good ship about how it is such a good site because they don't take sponsor money.

Gassy: Dats rite! Them pirates ain't beholdin ta no man! It keeps all dat bias stuff away!

Theo: Well yea, but what about the business deal that Feral has with Tradtech? Seems funny they would point the finger at sites that take a couple hundred bucks to put up an ad, but completely ignore a business partnership.

Gassy: Ya spose that Fearl is bejoldin ta RobK on account a bein in cahoots??

Theo: Well, what do you thing Gassy?? LOL! They are supposed to be the model of free exchange of info, but here's just one example of how it really works. That Claus fella asked about plungers and Feral jumped in and told him to try a Cavalier. Did you see that?

Gassy: Yep, I did see dat. He says that Leegee feller is coming out with a short plunger someday soon too. Naw where do ya spose Tradtech came up with such a clever idear like all dat??

Theo: Exactly Gassy. Feral deliberately didn't tell Claus that DAS has had short plungers for years!

Gassy: Ya mean the pirates is lying ta folks to steer'm to da Tradtek stuff?? Heck, ain't that the kinda bias they is all so set against with all dat sponser'n goin on??

Theo: It's really funny how they do that stuff Gassy and knowbody says a word, LMAO!! They've done the same thing with the Gamemaster parts. Even the fact that tradtech is making a DAS copy plunger to fit their DAS copy riser just slides right on by, LOL.

Gassy: Now hang on rite thar! You jumped on my tail fer talkin about them copies'n sech, an now yer doin it!

Theo: Yea, you're right Gassy, I'd better shut up, LOL! Heck it won't be long before the pirates have it all twisted around to where DAS copied Tradtech anyway, LMAO!!

Gassy: I wunder if dat Leegee feller and RobK have a DAS harecut yet?? he he he he!! I'll bet if DAS shaved one side a his bum, they'd be down thar scrapin aroun within a week!! LMAO!!

Theo: Maybe that's why the aftershave is so strong! LOL!! Maybe we should start a rumor that DAS wears wool underwear, and see how long it takes for Leegee to start scratching, LOL! Yea, those pirates sure like to point fingers but they suddenly go plum blind at what's going on right under their feet.

Gassy: LOL!! Ya no, maybe we shud work up a post about all the pirates that walk aroun with the blinders on wave them stinky buckets on by!!

Theo: That would be a great new topic Gassy! Good idea!

Who?? ME????

Theo: Say Gassy, We need to watch close down on the ship now so we can learn some techniques for lying our way out of trouble!

Gassy: Yessir! Reminds me a them Cops shows where the feller is pulled ovur an da offiser says "Well looky here! You got 15 pounds a meth in your trunk!" Then the feller says "Who ??? ME???" ha ha ha ha ha ...I luv them Cops shows!!

Theo: Yea but the cops aren't fooled are they?? LMAO!!!

Gassy: Nah, hell, its plain as da nose on your face. It's a hoot tho ta see them fellers come up will all kinds a divirdjuns! LOL

Theo: Yes but the pirates aren't your average petty criminals Gassy. These guys are really worth studying. See, it's the core group of members who are really responsible for the trouble. The other folks have been recruited as smoke screens for these guys.

Gassy: I see KCummins has started a pirate member register! Makes them boys seem normal to the wurld don't it??

Theo: That was clever for sure, and to be honest, most of the guys in that thread ARE normal. They're only part in the dirty work is providing cover. The message is "look everybody! We're just normal guys!", LMAO It's kind of hard to tell who is commited and who is "voluntary", LOL!!

Gassy: ROTFLMAO!!!! Yea, meanwhile the da core fellers sit down in da chikin bunker and flip the wurld the bird! Now dats da pirate way rite thar!! I see more a them pirates has the BANNED badge of honor now!

Theo: Yep, and they just can't figure out why! LMAO!!

Gassy: Ha ha ha ha ! Dats funny rite thar! Ya spose they can sell all dat??

Theo: We'll see! I think the rest of the archery community has had their fill of looting, stalking, and lying Gassy, but folks who haven't been privy to all the information, who's involved and how they work are probably taking notice for the first time!

Gassy: Yessir, well our hit counter shor says folks'er watchin!

Theo: Indeed! We actually have more traffic than the ship! It's sort of boiled down to a card game now Gassy! The pirates playing the bluff, Hank checking the stars and sewing up voodoo dolls, and all of them wondering just what we know, and just how long before people around them start asking hard questions.

Gassy: Yep, I spose them pirates could come clean an say "look we'll jus clean all this up, pologize fer the trouble they cawsed, an chart a new course" !??

Theo: Yea, or they could just hang onto that pair of 3's and keep bluffing and hope to win the pot! LMAO!!

Gassy: I'll bet them boys hang in Theo! After all, it's basically Hank an dat Cutty feller callin all da shots with Fearls muney on da table!! LMAO!!

Theo: That's right Gassy! LOL Feral's leg is chained to the yardarms, and the boys that are steering the ship at the rocks have a Zodiak ready to jump!

Gassy: I'll bet dats Hanks Zodak, aint it?? ha ha ha ha ha !

Theo: It must be Gassy! It says "The Sea Queen"" across the back! LMAO!!

Gassy: Da down side ta havin pirate frends, is welllll, havin pirates fer frends!!



Theo: Hand me a beer would you Gassy?? It's Friday and we need to get comfortable to watch the show!



Gassy: Sqeek! Fizzzzz!, here ya go Theo, pass them chips an salsa over thisa way!!



Gassy" An da nacho cheeze too!! LOL That's rite!!

Naming Names

Gassy: Theo I'v got a real puzzlment!

Theo: What's up Gassy??

Gassy: Well, Im lookin down thar at dat pirate site an I noticed that some a them pirates like Hank and Cutty, they speek all funy! I mean like when theys takin about Ol DAS or sum other fellers, they don't say sumpin like DAS, or Phil, they say

D A V I D S O Z A, or P H I L M A G I S T R O like robots spittin out the hole dang Christian name an I'm all puzzled by dat!!

Theo: Yes, it's very sly, and mainly you see PETER SPINETTA JR (Cutty), or THOMAS MORRELL (Hank) working that clever angle.

Gassy: Now dangit! Dont you go ta takin all robotik!!

Theo: I'm sorry Gassy. See, I figure it like this, but I could be wrong. If I was Peter Spinetta Jr. or Thomas Morrell, and let's just say I wanted to ruin a fella's business or damage a fellas reputation, I would always include his full name in every attempt to defame him! That way there is no mistake in anybodies mind about who the guy is you are making accusations about! See if I was doing that I would hope that eventually the name would be associated with "trouble" and hopefully eventually damage the guy!

Gassy: Lordy! that rite thar is cunnin borderin on evil!! LMAO!!! I'm lernin so much from alla these boys!! I jus feel so forchunate havin them fellers like Spinetti an Mr Morel ta lern from!!

Theo: Yea, it's been a real education for me for me too, and I'm still learning just like you are! I've never seen anything like this in all my years, and I agree, we are SO fortunate to have the level of training we are getting here. These are life skills that we can use, just like the pirates do!

Gassy: Wuz that you that peed on the dang toylet seat THEODORE ROSSI??? ha ha ha ha ha ha snork...he he he he !

Theo: I think you may be learning a little too well there Gassy McDugal!!!

Theo: Hey, speaking of naming names and Thomas Morrell, you know how you've been asking me about his powers and all?

Gassy: Yessir! I'm all bafuddled!!

Theo: Well, check this out! I did a little google search and you won't believe what I found!!!

http://magicrown.tripod.com/bio.html

Gassy: Is that the Hank feller sittin thar all perty??? an sech a nice rite up too! Mity confusin tho! I don't see no name on that rite up !????

Theo: Well, LOL, I magine he wrote that himself! It get's a whole bunch creepier too! He's got a whole website full of stuff you have to read to believe! Check out this wonderful testamonial from Madam Sea Queen!!

http://seaqueen.wordpress.com/2006/08/11/thomas-morrell/

Gassy; WTF is that?????? LMAO!! ar you pullin the wool down ovur my eyes???

Theo: No Gassy, no way! There is no way I could make this up!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!

Gassy: Friggin HELL!!! is this boy one a them Worloks are sumpin??? MAN, the haars on my back is standin straight up!! I'ma gonna hav NITEMARES!!! I thank I piddled mysev!!! Dangit!!

Theo: Don't worry Gassy, we can leave all the lights on tonight!! I think I might like that too !!!! I've got the creepin heebeegeebees!! The whole thing smacks of satanism to me!!

Gassy: Ya spose them pirates is salin under da satan flag???? My hands is shakin!!

Theo: Well, after I read that Feral said he would cook his neighbors dog into chili and take it to them with the collar at the bottom, I think it's a darn good guess Gassy and that would explain a few things!!

Now in all seriousness Gassy, he he he, here's a whole new perspective on 9/11!!

911 http://magicrown.tripod.com/day911.html

Gassy: AAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGRRRRRR!!!!!! No more!!! NO MAS!!! NO MAS!!!! I caant do this no more!!! I dont wanna end up under dat anus card!!!!!!

Theo: I'm sorry Gassy, that's why I held off telling you for so long! I knew it would freak you out! Now stop shaking and settle down fella! HERE, have a shot of whiskey! I'll pour a double for myself!!

Theo: That's it! now breathe steady! steady ........breath!!

Gassy: OK OK OK I'm bettur now. Good sweet corn sirup!!, do you mean to tell me that the same Hank or Thomas Morrell that has been goin aroun callin this a rip off an dat a rip off, an all the koolade dranking bruha, an OL Adcock is a fool, an Ken Beck is a cheat, an folks a gettin snookerd by ever one, an Esky bein crazy an DAS bein crooked, an talkin to the han, an on an on an on...is da same Tom Morrell dat is ovur thar snookerin folks outta thar gas muney fer a voodoo forchun tellin with a dad gum deck a poker cards while Fearl is cookin the neighbors dog into chili?????? Maaaaa Gaawd!!

Theo: Well, Er...... Yes. It just makes your head spin don't it?

Gassy: ma hed is all spinnin from da likker and da numoronagy an satanizm, an do chili, an da medafizzin an all dat siferrin an star gazin Oooohhhhh................. ZZZZZZZZZZ FFfft grummmlll ZZZZZZZZZZ

Theo: Goodnight Gassy, sleep tight. I think I'll just stay up and keep watch till the sun comes up.

Sorry Folks!!

Gassy: Hey Theo has you seen that thars a hole bunch a threads gone from da Ded Chikin?? What da heck is up???

Theo: Gosh Gassy, I don't know!??? I mean they were so PROUD of the content of the chicken and all the fine GENTLEMEN posting there!?? I don't get it!!

Gassy: It jus dont figger!! Musta been puter glich'er sumpthin. Pirates don't pull threads or CENSOR anythang do they???

Theo: It must have beena glitch Gassy! I'm sure they will get it corrected and bring all that fine content back!! In the meantime we have to apologize to the hundreds of visitors who read our blog everyday. Some of the content won't make sense now that the pirates have deleted their threads. I guess they'll have to fill in the blanks themselves!??

Gassy: Well, not to wurry, we have baskets a material!

Theo: That's right Gassy! In fact we have a really fun entry to be posted later today!

Gassy: Yessir folks stay tuned and thank you fer all the wunderful crads an letters a support! Thanks fer them cupcakes too!! We'd also like ta thank all the folks who hav helped with the reseerch and topic sudgeschuns. We have many more fun entries ta cum!!

Theo: What cupcakes??? Gassy!!!! Hmmmmm!

Theo: Well,that's right Gassy! There is much more great content to come. Thank you everyone!! We couldn't do this without a broad base of support and all the PMs and emails that have been forwarded to us, as well as the archive research, public record research, and other supporting documents that have been sent to us!!

THANK YOU!!

Reflection

Gassy: Ya know Theo, I been readin some posts by that feller RL Clark and that Castro feller. Thar wuz a thred called "Sumpthin ta thank about" an dat Castro feller had some thawts on anuther thred. You spose all this lyin and deflamin a folks is da right thang ta do?


Theo: Of course it is! Don't listen to those guys! You'll never get to be a pirate thinking like that!


Gassy: well,... I kin see thars a difrence batween deflamin each other thar in the chickin, an going on ta deflame folks all over heck! I seen Cutty sayin anybuddy can come in and defend theselves, but why should people have to watch the chickin to see ifn thar bein deflamed'r slandard???

Theo: Gassy, that's why Cutty is king of pirates and not you my friend! Of course that's obsurd! See, that's all smoke and mirrors. People can't REALLY come in and defend themselves even if they did see what was happening, or they wouldn't fair any better than Phil. That's the whole point of using the chickin to defame people. Do you think Esquire could have just walked in and defended himself from that 20 page thrashing?? LMAO You can create any reality about a person or business that you want and then let it drift out into the larger community. Take that Clark fella for instance. They can use all sorts of deceptions in the chicken to get him to feel like there is wrong doing out there, and that they just hunkered down to escape it! You've got all the pirates on hand bobbing their heads up and down to complete the process. He doesn't know the history behind anyone!! LOL There would be no point to the chicken if it was just members arguing with members!

Gassy: he he he he he , yeeaaa that is funny rite thar! LOL I have ta admet! You spose them alkida folks thet run them camps wurk it sorta similar?? If'n ya git a buncha fellers all agree'n and hed bobbin, even crazy stuff can soun sensibal, LMAO!!




Theo: Yea, I don't imagine you get the whole story there either, LMAO. It works though, and damn it is funny! Saying stuff on a public forum to deliberately damage a business or a persons reputation is a WHOLE lot more fun than dissing someone for the brand of truck they drive!! LMAO!

Gassy: I see dat PaArcher feller is back with da flame flicker on!

Theo: Yea, Look at that! And he knows just how to get Papa Bulls goat!

Gassy: yep, LMAO!!! He says we'll fix him! we'll quit talkin about him!

Theo: Yea well, that would certainly fix Papa Bulls wagon wouldn't It!!

Gassy: they outta fix everybodies wagon an just quit talkin about anybody!

Theo: Don't you know that would fry Phil Magistro if they quit bad mouthing him? man, what a low blow that would be!!

Gassy: yep, an dat Esquire feller would be hoppin mad if'n they just quite talking about hem!!

Theo: If PaArcher gets his way I can see a whole lot of pissed off people!! LMAO!!!

Gassy : seems a like them boys is puttin the fanger on dat Papa Bull fer all dis trouble! Why do ya spose dat is?

Theo: Pirates don't care who they finger Gassy, they just go for any visible or easy target! I think that's the biggest reason DAS has been targeted. What have any of them reallly done??

Gassy: aint nuthin ya kin do about it I guess.

Theo: Sometimes even a casual observer gets sick of what they are casually observing Gassy and picks up a stick.

Gassy: Yea, I guess thats da danger of malicious behavior!

Gassy: I wunder tho, is thar really any rite'n wrong or can a feller do anythang to get his booty??


Theo: Nah Gassy, if you're a pirate you run without rules! Whatever it takes to score is fair! Here's a picture of Cutty going for the extra point! Or is that KCummings!??




Gassy: Ye that is funny rite thar! Affer all, that KCummings fella says all the other boards have a chicken too.

Theo: Well thats a tall tale Gassy, LMAO!!. See most forums have a moderators area where a handful of guys talk over things in PRIVATE. Whatever they say, it stays there, and more importantly, those areas are not used to spread lies to the general public on an OPEN forum. Heck if they all had chickens we could dock anywhere, but we can't see into any of those other areas!! Anyone can log into the chicken! Heck, they can't even keep us out! LOL!!

Gassy: That KCummins feller, now we don't know much about him do we? He shor is a pirate tho! He kin weave up a mean web a deseption that boy can!

Theo: Yea, we'll have to do some archive searches and ask around. Every pirate has a dog in the hunt somehow. We'll find it. When he says he was banned for just trying to share honest ideas, LOL well,...... the skull and bones goes up the pole upside down LOL!

Gassy: ha ha ha ha Im fellin a hole bunch better Theo! I thank I'll wurk on my CUTTY brand'n iron! how big shuld I make it ya thank??


Theo: well it's a long way across your rear!! LOL How about this long??



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Gassy: Yeeehaa!! yessir!! that'll raise a stank frum all dat hair an sech burnin! LOL I got sum reeebar that outta wurk jus perfek!!



Theo: Well just be careful Gassy! Cutty has burned a few folks good, but this here takes the cake!

Toughen UP!!

Theo: GASSY!!!! We have some serious action in the main forum! Check out the Killing Dogs Thread!! oops sorry! Moved to the Pancaked Possum!

Gassy: Lordy!! That Longhunter feller was flat drove of'n the ship!

Theo: Feral said if it were him he would kill the guys dog on the sly, and then cook a pot of chili with it and take it to the fella with the collar in the bottom!!

Gassy: AAAAHHHGGGRRR!!!!!

Theo: Then Longbow Billy lays a trap and tells him to toughen the &$^%# up! It's a classic 2 pirate attack with the Capt himself at the spearhead!

Gassy: THEO! whut if we aint tuff anuff!??? What if'n that Billy feller comes after us??? That longhuntin feller was perty tuff to!! What if'n Fearl comes after ar pet monkey fer the chilli pot???

Theo: Holy Moly!!! Well I figure Feral would have a time catchin our monkey but that is a fright right there! The Billy fella is about as uncivil as they come too!!

Gassy: Looky thar Theo! that Hornseekin feller posted a bunch a divershunary posts to put folks of'n the scent!!

Theo: It's always embarrassing when a fight breaks out among all these toolerant folks Gassy! They can't pull the thread, cause threads don't get pulled here remember!

Gassy: Yessir!! that is rite!! THAT wood be CENSORSHIP!!!!!

Theo: Thank God Gino stepped in and broke it up!!

Gassy: He's doin a rite nice job a smoothing haars down too, but Fearl is still lookin fer a fight

Theo: He sure is!! I think the Longhunter i s long-gone!!!!

Gassy: Yea, an dat Cutty feller smells a rat!

Theo: Can you imagine smelling a rat on the POA! That's incredible!! LMAO Are you getting that recipe down Gassy??

Gassy: Yessir!! I got'r all writ down!!