Monday, February 2, 2009

The AssClown Circus!






Gassy: Lard Theo, it shore seems like thim pirates is a silly bunch a ass clones! It's funnier than watchin da saterday cartoons!


Theo: Isn't that the truth Gassy!?? HA HA HA HA !!! First we have Kevin Cummings doing his usual shilling routine, but the really funny part is the way he is running around humping on Limbwalkers leg! HA HA HA HA !!! HE HE HE!!!!



Gassy: Yip, an ol limbwalker is a doin his bess ta jus ignore the little pecker, LOL!!!



Theo: I loved the part where the usual Pirate cast was telling that guy on LW to buy a Titan riser and put $80 liimbs on it!!



Gassy" Whoa thar!! I thought them boyz said that all the profermance was in da limbs???? What good is a dang $400 rizer wit $80 limbs???


Theo: Two words Gassy!! ASS CLOWNS !!! LMAO!!! Cummings would sure like to use the Tradtech Segway to get in Limbwalkers good graces. Anything to elevate him above the sepsis. John just kicks the twizzle off when he feels his little pecker working his leg. HA HA HA HA HA !!!



Gassy: HA HA HA HA !!! Yip, its a soory bunch all rite. Thar wern't many happy pirates at Kzoo were thar?? Seems them boyz is all sick a da poor bossin on da POA!! LOL!!



Theo: There are a lot of people sick of the way Feral has run the site into the ground. It was good to hear some of that first hand though. Feral is trying to cover it up as best he can, but he's losing his grip. Did you see that post by Ernie on the DC?? It turns Feral edited that post! We checked in the moderator log to see if there was a copy of the unedited post but there wasn't. Looks like the king of free speech is going nazi on the rest of the site. Here's Ernie's edited post anyway:



by Hornseeker on Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:03 am You know..I skimmed this thread... I spend a LOT of time on archery sites...about 85% on this one...most the rest on the wall... and whats funny is...I dont get caught up in or stressed out about ANY of this shit.. Like Gino said...its up to you. Every once in a while I'll read one of those threads...and about half way through...I'll realize how stupid it is... then I go another direction.To say the wall isn't about archery any more...or bows? Give me a break. I'd have to say that no more than 1/2 of 1 percent of the threads are like what you are describing....Take a look at how many replies and views and threads are in the Dead Chicken/Project Mayhem/ and such over here compared to all the rest... unfortunately a good portion of our major posters time is spent playing with their balls in this forum.... its lame..



Gassy: HA HA HA !!! Ass Clones playin wit thar balls!!! HA H AHA HA HA!!!!!!! That's funny rite thar!! So da folks is gittin sick a fearl??? magin dat!! LOL!!



Theo: Well, I think people know by now that nothing on that site will ever improve as long as Feral is running it. It was fun acting like a bunch of 17 year olds for a while, but you can only spend your time getting drunk and measuring your dicks for so long before it get's old! LOL! Feral has carried that a bit far! I mean think about it. Gino has a ton OF work in his Bowyers forum, and so does Ernie. Other people have contributed to other aspects of the site, and mostly abandoned Ferals war. When people think of the POA though, what do they think of?? ASS CLOWNS!!!! ALL THANKS TO THIS FELLA:




Gassy: It's a dern good thang Ol Fearl has da micrometers fer his dik mezerin, LMAO!!!!! Dat looks jus like Ol Fearl rite thar!! Here's a picture a fearl in his yunger dayz

Theo: LOL!!! That's a fine ass pirate allright!! I think they should put that on their T-shirts! LOL!! Say, that reminds me, have you seen Jett around anywhere??

Gassy: No I ain't! I'll bet dat boy pulled hiz gocart around back tho! LOL!! Piney might drive by an see dat thang in da driveway an pay dat boy a visit!!LOL!!!

Theo: Now the fools have gotten their site hacked again. I'm sure they think we did it, but nope, sorry!! Apparantly they have other admirers. The problem really goes right back to FD. He set up the site using free software. You can do a google search under "hack PHP" and find dozens of ways to hack the website! In fact, theye ven have stuff on You-Tube about it, LMAO!!

Gassy: Yip boyz, it wux your fearless leeder dat set up dat cheap board and made it easy to hak. I'll bet some a dem hakker boyz is just out lookin fer sites to bomb!

Theo: Absolutely Gassy, and then the ass clown blames everyone else for his own stupidity. The pirates have to just face the fact that they have a stupid captain! LMAO!!