Why????

Gassy: So Theo, we has tawked a little about sum a the stuff them pirates has been involved with, But WHY?? I mean the worse thang they kin accuse folks of is banning them so why the never ending attaks??

Theo: It does make you wonder doesn't it??? What would make a person devote their life to doing the things that, say, Spinetta does??? I mean you would think that someone must have seriously wronged him or something wouldn't you??

Gassy: I cant figger it at all Theo! Ya spose its jus jellus fits??

Theo: Well Gassy, if you look at guys like Feral, Cutty, and Hank, what do you see??? On the surface, you see guys that try their best to look respectable and important, but underneath I think these are guys with serious self image problems!

Gassy: ya mean dat little wee wee thang???

Theo: Exactly Gassy! Take Hank for instance. He TELLS people he is a carpenter. Why??

Gassy: Cause it sounds so good, right?? LOl!!

Theo: Well I think he feels that anyway. I mean why doesn't he just tell people that he runs a numerology website, is deeply entrenched in that, and also works as a handyman for a strip club???

Gassy: Ok , yep, I see dat now!! LOL!!

Theo: Get my drift Gassy??? Same thing with Pete, ya know. Here's a guy whose Dad is a State Supreme Court Judge with a courthouse named after him. His Mom is a retired College Dean, and very well educated. His sister is an assistant DA in Tennesee I think, and what is Pete????? He talks about things like his ball playing days, but guess what that turned out to be:

http://www.eteamz.com/srvbaseball/news/index.cfm?cat=413701 Check out 1989, LOL!

So Pete's resume looks a little like this:

Little League standout ( nice work Pete! )
Guest ranch host ( his parents ranch, apparently was fired, sorry Pete )
Media researcher (one rung above coffee girl)
Internet archery hoodlum (not smart enough to avoid banning, eventually squelched by RobK)

Gassy: Yessir, I sees dat pattern alrite!!

Theo: See, the REAL issue with these guys has nothing to do with archery per se. The issue is in their own head! LOL!! It's more along the lines of The Source: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=V5xhcCOVpJY

LMAO!!!

Gassy: HOLY COW!!! Man dat is funny rite thar!! HA HA HA HA HA !!! Ya spose dat Source is Cutty??

Theo: By any other name, LMAO!!!! See, guys like Cutty are mad at the world just like CST said in our last post! They are failures or at least see themselves that way, and they are very very bitter people!!! Then they happen onto a successful website, pick any one, doesn't matter. They want badly to be top dog and on the internet they figure they can fudge the truth just enough, and fake it just enough to get there! That's why Cutty downloaded the whole Tradtalk website and visits everyday! he can use that information to to prop up his image on the boards!

Gassy: Yessir, dat shore duz fit them 3 anyways!! LOL!!!

Theo: That's Right!, BUT here is where the problem comes in! People think they are OK but nothing special. For most healthy folks that is fine because they don't have all their ego eggs in this one basket, but for guys like Cutty and Hank, and Feral, it is an insult they can't bear! They begin to pick at people out of bitterness or act out to get attention like a little kid, and then they get dressed down for it. Hank started picking at the Christians, Pete got a raspberry for what he called the "Golden Era Archers" (meaning the older more experienced and respected ones), and Feral and Topcamp cussed and dealt in obscenities. Once rebuked, they become enraged and start the attack sequence that eventually gets them banned. It's not the banning that is the issue though. Normal people would just shrug it off, but for these guys it is another reminder of failure in their life! They see it as the "elitist" website owners rubbing their nose in all the failures that combine to define their lives!

Gassy: Dat was what CST wuz tawkin about aint it???

Theo: Yes Gassy!! CST understands it! That is why they can spend literally years fuming and plotting and attacking!! It is sad really, but they are sick!

Gassy: Dat makes sense Theo, but what about attackin folks like OL Adcock, er Black Widow, er Papa Bull, er Denny Surgis, er Dave Soza??

Theo: Same story, different chapter Gassy. See, they look at guys like this who worked hard their whole lives, and actually EARNED the respect that THEY so desparately want, and they see that as one more cruel unfair blow to their ego. That's why they attack guys OL who have never done a single thing to them. Just the very existence of people like that is a another reminder of their inadequacy and failure, so they must destroy them. After all, guys like Pete anyway grew up with every possible advantage in life, and STILL amounted to nothing in a family of extreme achievers. Of course he can't very well attack his own family, but these filthy internet reminders are easy targets!

Gassy: Sob..... Sniff!!... Snuffle!. Dats a sad story dare Theo! I is all teered up ovur all dat!!

Theo: It is sad Gassy, really, because none of these guys need to do this. Many have talents, Feral can hold his liquor exceptionally well, and some are even intelligent like Pete, but they are like a good dog gone rabid Gassy. Now all you can do is take a club to them!

Gassy: BAAAAWWWLLLLLL!!!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! BAAAAWWWLLLL!!!

Theo: Im sorry Gassy, It'll be Ok little fella!

Gassy: SNIIIIFFFFF, SOB!!!! Dat makes me thank a dat Ol Yeller dog!!! SNIFFF!!!

Theo: Come on Gassy, Let's go get a beer and shoot a game of pool! We can keep clubbing rabid Pirates later!

Gassy: Alrite!! Snifff!!!