Making progress!

Theo: Well Gassy, I feel great! It seems like we have made good progress in slowing down the Dead Chicken, LOL!

Gassy: Yessir! Them boys has been keepin thar head down low, aint they??

Theo: Yep, they sure have! LMAO!! Most of the worst stuff has been deleted from Chicken, LOL!! Ya gotta love that because all the time they are talking about other people being hypocrites, they are running around covering up what they have done! LOL!

Gassy: Yep!!,, Looks like RobK has exited stage left too!!

Theo: Yea, Gassy, he's keeping clear, and you know what? The pirates went back to the old Dead Chicken and removed every one of RobKs posts!! LMAO!! It's hilarious because you can still see posts were people are talking to him, but all his stuff is gone! ha ha ha ha

Gassy: Dat happins when ya send a fool to do a mans wurk, LOL!! Why on earth would RobK want all his posts gone???

Theo: Same reason that the pirates have deleted all those posts on both the new and the old DC Gassy! But no, these guys aren't hypocrits!! LOL!! I see Sixby is now a moderator and he's calling folks hypocrits too.

Gassy: Sad about dat feller ya no. Like all da rest he's thar fer a reasun, LOL. Nobody else slathers him with butter like da pirates. Even Ol Hank who can't stand christians is slatherin on the butter to make better use a Ol Sixby.

Theo: Yea, none of those guys think much of christians, but they'll lie to Sixby to keep him there. He serves a valuable purpose! LOL. It works fine for Sixby too because its the only site that lets him hock his wares for free. For all the buttering though, I wonder how many he has sold?? That's the true measure, LOL If Cutty is so overwhelmed, I'll bet he has 2 or 3 by now! LOL, Unless of course it is just gratuitous BS he is handing out. Oh well..... LOL

Gassy: Speakin a hypocrits an sech, I see theys have a new forum now just fer a few boys called da dead chikin society. I thought the pirates was all about open talk?? LOL!!

Theo: Yes, well, you see Gassy, with T&G here they can't operate in the open anymore, LOL. They also can't let their members find out what they have been doing and why. They have to operate like cockroaches now which is perfect! A few of the old guard roaches like PaArcher,and Grenoble, are still churning out manure for the newcomers to consume, but a lot of guys that know better and still have some shred of integrity to preserve are staying way back now.

Gassy: Yep, guys like KCummings an Gino is way back now fer shore.

Theo: You can see the changes Gassy. CSTs comments, and the comments of others are a clear sign that except for hardcores and seniles, people there know what the problems are. Feral hasn't deleted so many threads for no reason. Robks posts didn't dissapear for no reason. It's really comical actually!! All these roaches running around screaming ROACHES!! ROACHES!!

Gassy: Yessir, them boys is perviding a million laughs fer the folks reading along! We jus keep hearin from folks dat luv the good laughs!!

Theo: Yea, the pirates have become laughing stocks Gassy, sure enough!! Guys like Sixby just add to the comedy. I do feel a bit sorry for them though. They've been lied to, and they don't realize just how pathetic they look, LOL!! Poor Ol Levyrat, is havin a hard time with it. Sooner or later people will demand to know why the pirates are shunned and why so many of them have been banned from so many sites, but for now they will just have to wallow.

Gassy: Yessir it's gonna get a mite muddy in dat wallow too, LOL!! Sooner er later them boys will realize that the stories they is hearing about why the pirates is hated jus don't make sense. Folks jus don't get that upset about nuthin, and only a fool wood keep on believin it, LOL!! Maybe Ifn Fearl put back all a them threads he pulled down like the 20 pages of Esquire bashing on one, then folks wood understand!?? LOL!!

Theo: Ya think??? LOL!! Guys like Esquire and Pinelander are just soooooo hateful for reminding folks of the truth, LOL!! and of course Grenoble comes back out to say how much he HATES all that hatefulness!! HE HATES IT!!, HE HATES IT!!! ha ha ha ha ha !!!!

Gassy: Ye, it's a big cumfert ta no dat thar aint no hypocrits amung da pirates, LMAO!!

Theo: That's right Gassy!! They can stand proud (although they had to delete a bunch of threads that LOOKED bad). They have great sponsors like RobK (although his buddy stykshooter got caught red handed doing something underhanded, and Robs posts have been sanitized from the site). They allow everyone their say( although the two guys that questioned RobKs posts on limb connections were banned instantly). They are the only open site (although most of the members, even many moderators, are blocked from the new DC society fourm)

Need we go on???? LMAO, but of course, WE are the hypocrits, LOL!! Esquire and Pinelander are the hypocrits,LOL!! Could you imagine what Jay Leno would do with this pirate material??

Gassy: We outta send it out ta Ol Jay!!! LOL!! Well, at least our group can enjoy the comedy show!!

Theo: That's right Gassy! We should open a Pirate Comedy tour, LOL!! Seriously though, all that matters is that the pirates are shut down. Cutty has gone underground where nobody can hear him scream. We've cut the lies way back because they can't pull that with us here keeping them mostly honest. RobK is under a rock with jus his eyes peeking out. Many of the second string players have been exposed. It's all Good!!

Gassy: yep, but ya no, Friday da 13th is coming!!! Ya spose Hank will hold a special service tumarra and tell folks thar fate fer friday??

Theo: I hope so Gassy!! Especially for Cutty!!, LOL His luck isn't running so good! LMAO! Hopefully they have a spare black robe for Sixby since he is now a member of inner sphynctum!!!

Gassy: HA HA HA HA HA !!!!