Thursday, June 12, 2008

Pants on Fire!


Theo: Can you believe it Gassy??? Stykshooter is back for another beating! LOL !!Sheeessh!! He's telling so many lies to cover the ones he already told that he's digging a hole he will never get out of! LOL!!


Gassy: Ye, good grief!! Well I spose we'll jus hafta go through all dat agin fer them pirates. Sum folks jus dont no when ta tap out! LOL!! Maybe sum history would help folks Theo!


Theo: Good idea Gassy! You know this letter writing began back around the first of the year when the pirates were once again after DAS about those silly limbs.


Gassy: Yessir! Anythang to try and deflame Ol DAS, jus like always!


Theo: Yes, but this time it wasn't just the old favorites like Cutty and Hank, but the Lancaster boys too!! In fact, take a look at the thread in the Dead Chicken called "DAS limbs with a twist II" started by our good buddy Randy Stykshooter, LMAO!! here's his openning post:


by Stykshooter on Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:29 pm
There has been a lot of speculation lately as to the current manufacturer of DAS limbs. I understand that the limbs are being manufactured by CyBow, which is a relatively new company that was started up about a year ago by a Korean gentleman by the name of Mr. Guang. See
http://www.archerylife.com. Mr. Guang and Eugene Lee are former employees of W & W who are now in business for themselves manufacturing limbs that are copies of some of the older Win & Win designs. Cybow is not a commonly recognized name in ILF limb manufacturing as none of the target archery dealers/distributors in the USA are offering them to customers. I have not seen a set of the limbs other than on-line so cannot comment on the quality or pricing.


Gassy: Dats a bunch a infermation rite thar!! Wunder where he got all dat??


Theo: Let's see Gassy, how would a guy like Randy get information about a company with zero US presence??? LMAO!!! And better yet, Why would that source be involved in a DAS bashing thread??


Gassy: OK, I'm stumped!


Theo: Well Gassy, it turns out that just hours before Stykshooter posted that information, RobK was calling around to Dave Sozas suppliers fishing for anything he could find out! Apparently the name Cybow came up.


Gassy: Why wood he be doin dat?? He aint got no biznuss in Sozas biznuss duz he??


Theo : No Gassy, he doesn't, but that hasn't stopped any of this has it?? LOL!! No business has any business snooping around for confidential information and then using a website full of hoodlums to leverage anything they can find. It just seems to keep on and on though, LOL!


Gassy: So Ol stykshooter was wurkin with RobK on this here projek??


Theo: Well, I'll let you add it all up yourself Gassy, you're no fool, LOL!! That was around the time the letter was written to 3 Rivers too, so now folks have a little
background to understand it all better. You know, Cutty has said a few things that could only come from one source too, LMAO!!!


Gassy: Funny how thangs add up when ya have all da pieces, LOL!! Ifn ya want a good laff, also take a gander da other "DAS limbs with a twist" thread just below the first one! Dat's what happens to a feller who tries to tell the pirates ta knock it off, LOL!! Better hurry tho afor Ol Fearl figgers it's too embare assin and pulls it out, LOL!! Dat ol Boy was banned too!!, LOL!! Oh well!!


Theo: Good tip Gassy! So now to deal with latest installment, LOL, Man this is a alot to shovel out, LOL! First off Randy says he was accused of being in charge of engineering a letter writing campaign.


Gassy: Can I have a nickel fer ever lie I spot!!! ????? LOL!!! Dats numer 1 rite thar! he he he !! We jus said he was part of a letter ritin campaign, dats all!! LOL


Theo: OK Gassy, but man this is going to wipe out my beer money! LOL Yea, see that's how it works Gassy. A little stretch here, a liitle stretch there, pretty soon the whole story is out of shape. OK, Where were we??, Then he writes this: Here is the letter I wrote to Dale supposedly to “damage his business”.


Gassy: thar's anuther nickel!!! I got a dime now!!


Theo: That's right Gassy, that quote was fabricated. We said he was trying to damage Das's business, not Dales. Then he goes into the letter he sent Dale! First he starts off telling Dale what a good loyal customer he is, LOL, but somehow misses the fact that he rides with the Lancaster posey, is a longtime personal friend of RobK, and has joined in every DAS bashing thread he can find! ROTFLMAO!!!


Gassy : Duz dat count as one lie er a whole bunch???? how many nickels I got now??


Theo: I think we'll count that as one Gassy! I can't afford any more than that! LOL. See, that sort of thing is not a lie outright, it is just manipulating the truth. I'm sure that Randy sees that all day long as a police officer, and I'm sure he knows it when he sees it, LOL. So first he pumps Dale up that he is a loyal and valuable customer (not, LOL), then he tells Dale that he has 3 ILF risers and is interested in limbs, LOL!!


Gassy: dats anuther one!!! Gimme da nickel!!! LMAO!! I like this game!!! he he he !!!


Theo: OK, here you go....., LOL. Yea, who does he think he is kidding Gassy, LMAO!! He has no interest in buying DAS limbs from Dale, LOL. That's just another lie to try and manuever Dale into telling him ANYTHING he could carry back to the pirates for more bashing fuel, LOL!! God, these goons are so obvious that I almost feel guilty picking on them!, LOL.


Gassy: Ok, what next????? LOL!!


Theo: Ok, well then he says: I follow the forums and know that the question has been posed to your company time and time again requesting which limbs you are currently using on your bows.


Gassy: I sees it!!! dats a lie!!! Gimme a nickel!!! LMAO!!!


Theo: Yes Gassy, the only people making a stink about any of it are the pirates and specifically, the DAS bashers and Lancaster pirate crew. To imply that the question is all over the forums was a deliberate misrepresentation of the truth.


Gassy: Lord!! was thar any bit a truth in dat letter??


Theo: well Gassy, I wish I were giving you a nickel for every truth instead!! LOL


Theo: Then the last part of his little ploy is to make 3R paranoid that this issue is tainting their whole business, LOL. the hope is to drive a wedge between 3r and DAS:


Your company’s position to refuse to identify which limbs you are shipping with a Dalaa, even through private e-mail, impresses me as a deceptive and potentially damaging business practice. Like 3 Rivers has something to hide. I know the question has been posed to you several times on the internet forums and via e-mail and for some reason you refuse to provide potential consumers with information that they may need in making a choice to purchase a large ticket item from your company. As I said earlier, this is deceptive to me and my concern is that your deception and disdain for consumer’s concerns carries over to other areas of your business.


Gassy: thar's anuther one! He aint no potential customer, LOL!! He's a definite troll!!


Theo: That's right Gassy, but here is a really interesting question! If Stykshooter is so convinced that a company HAS to devulge all their sources or "my concern is that your deception and disdain for consumer’s concerns carries over to other areas of your business.", Then why doesn't he insist that RobK tell everyone where his Titan risers come from??? LMAO!!


Gassy: Dat seems like deception and disdain rite thar!!! LOL!!! Dat's a real mistery rite thar, aint it Theo!! Dat was a good game Theo, I got rich!!! I can buy me a beer!!!LMAO!!!


Theo: Say, don't you owe ME a beer??? LOL! It is a huge mystery Gassy. He says those risers are made in the US, and Leegee said they come from "Florida", but why?? See, most folks don't know this but Rob owns a machine shop! Here's a link:



With all that machinary at his fingertips, why would Rob farm out the manufacture of his risers to someplace in Florida, if in fact they are from Florida?????


Gassy: Ya spose they really aren't from florida?? but maybe a bit FARther EAST?? LOL!!


Theo: Don't know Gassy, but I'm sure the fine investigative team on the Pirate site will get right on it and have an answer for us very shortly!!! LOL


Gassy: Hey!! thars anuther lie! Gimme a nickel!!LOL!!


Theo: OK, you got me! LOL!! You're right, the pirates are there to attack DAS and others, not Tradtech of course! LOL!! Now, let's head down to the pool hall so you buy me that beer you owe me with all those liars nickels! LMAO!!!


Gassy: Damn!!! LOL!!!