Theo: Well Gassy it appears we have a new inductee into the liars hall of fame! LOL!! It's John Carter, AKA John, AKA JackNZ, etc.
Gassy: Yessir! He shore has a poor memory don't he?? HA HA HA Ever time he comes along ta cuss DAS he has a new reason, LMAO!!
Theo: Yes Gassy, here's the one that won him the prize from the "Is DAS DOA" thread:
What Bob Palmer say's about the negative comments from "some" of the DAS supporters certainly has played a big part in the exceptance of DAS in my part of the world.One of the biggist reasons I sold my own DAS was because I got sick to my guts reading the comments coming from those people.Some of my friends that were looking at buying DAS based on my impressions of my own bow,backed out as soon as I made my feelings known."NEVER" trust somebody that shits on the competition without bloody good reason,"ALWAYS" take a closer look at the finger pointers.There were 4 potentual DAS owners here, that went for other brands as a direct result of the LAS knockers.The up side was,until "some" people started shitting on LAS,I'd never heard of them,,,,now I buy most of my equipment from them.The real pity is that the DAS bow,is in my view,a bloody good product.
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Theo: Problem is, John said on a post from Sept 2007 that he sold it because it was no better than his cheapest bows, LOL
Gassy: No bettur than da cheapest bows??? That don't make no sense at all???
Theo: Neither does selling a bow you supposedly like because you hear some bad junk on the internet Gassy, LMAO!!! Everybody ready for the the truth??
Gassy: Yessir!!!
Theo: When John first got the bow he put up several posts saying how great the bow shot. Problem was, he didn't want a great bow. He wanted a magic bow. When he finally figured out that the DAS was not going to fix his shooting problems, then the bow was no good. Then it was no better than his cheapest bows. Then DAS was a crook for even selling it to him. What really pissed him off was that he sold it for less than he paid for it, and of course that was DAS's fault too, HA HA HA HA !!
Gassy: So then he became a flamin ahole on the forums??? What a friggin pinhead!!! HA HA HA HA HA
Theo: Yep, then he went to work getting his revenge on DAS, because he bought a good bow that didn't make him a world class archer, got mad, and sold it in a huff at a loss. That's the kind of pinheads that just love to join the slandering and lying on the ship.
Gassy: Now he says he sold it cuz a tha Lankustar bruha??? LMAO?? whats wit dat???
Theo: He just likes to freshen up his lies now and then to stay with current affairs, HA HA HA HA HA !!! He's a perfect pirate Gassy. He loves lies better than the truth, he blames everybody else for his inability, and most importantly, he is a vindictive small minded pinhead who sees nothing wrong with using the pirate ship to carry on an endless war against someone who never did him a bit of harm.
Gassy: Yep, he shore duz diserve his own post to inshrine his lying butt in the hall er flame! HA HA HA HA HA !!!
Theo: And so it is Gassy, HA HA HA HA !!!
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
The freaks are a tight old crew
Gassy: Did ye see whar Cutty was a callin ar credibility inta queschun? He says folks dat use us fer a sorce git what they deserve?? LMAO
Theo: Well Gassy, sure. We've outed him for poaching and not one word has been said on the good ship. Not surprising that the pirates would support elk poaching, LOL!! We also outed RobK for trying to buy influence, which Penny Banks confirmed. So now he's trying to take issue with Kaufhold machine shop belonging to Rob's brother instead of Rob???, LMAO!!
Gassy: What's dat term?? Graspin at da straws??? HA HA HA HA . So I guess Rob don't trust his bruther ta do the risers eh?? Jus a fish of a differnt strip if'n ya ask me, HA HA HA
Theo: Yep, I still have the same question. Why isn't Kaufhold machine shop building them??? I don't expect we'll get an answer to that or the poaching, or how much money Feral was paid.
Gassy: Ye, Ol Fearl shore didn't seem much upset bout the other folks gettin offered the fat chek did he??
Theo: Well Gassy, with all the blowing he's done about having no sponsors he isn't likely to tell the truth about that is he?? What are the chances that all these other guys got offered money, and Feral was left out??? HA HA HA HA !!!
Gassy: HA HA HA HA !!! Yep!!, HE HE HE HE !!!...Hey, I seen dat Cutty was askin Cummins whoall they shud go after next now that DAS is DOA?? LOL! Here's da quote from Cutty:
"So who are we going to take down next? I know Kevin and I were thinking about Howard Hill for a while. "
Theo: DAS isn't DOA Gassy, he's just dropped out of sight for good. He's still building bows for 3 Rivers. The pirates have succeeded in harrassing him to that point, so Kevin, Cutty, and the rest can feel very proud about that! LOL, What a great service to traditional archery! Cutty's post lays to rest the story Kevin keeps pedaling about being neutral doesn't it???, HA HA HA . Of course we have known all along where Kevin stands because we have communications between him and others on 3 or 4 different boards including the POA, LOL.
Gassy: He shore do want ta play the innocent card don't he?? Reminds me a dat skunk James Wrenn, HA HA HA HA !!
Theo: Ain't that the truth?? See Kevin choses all his public words very carefully. He doesn't want any public record of what he's really up to. The thing is, Kevin hopes one day to return to the respectable archery boards. He has enjoyed being important to Rob and the "cause", but truthfully, he sees himself above the trailer park where the rest of the freaks live. That goes for Wrenn too. He cringes every time he thinks of burning his bridge with Tradtalk for that stinking ship, and for what??? LOL !!
Gassy: Duz he really thank folks will fergit??
Theo: Well, intelligent and decent folks don't usually like to spend time around folks that are missing either attribute. Both Kevin and James are smart enough guys but neither one has an ounce of integrity. Both were willing to basically sell their friends and their soul for some crappy archery gear. Both of these guys supporting the pirates and tradtech know what the deal is, but neither has the honesty or integrity to sit back and look at the big picture because they'd have to admit their part in it.
Gassy: Yep, What do you spose James paid fer that riser an them LB limbs?? LOL Ya know James is pretty cheap an I bet he scored a sweet "intraduckory" price, HA HA HA !!! I see the chicken is shut down to everbody cept a few. If'n they is all so proud a dat crap how cum they don't want folks to see it??
Theo: Howattman is a good example Gassy. He's basically a scum bag. You get a real good look at his true character in the chicken. He wasn't so happy about folks knowing he was a scumbag though. He just wasn't as smart as Cummings or Casto about hiding it. They're just as rotten, but a lot sneakier about hiding it. Did you notice Casto high fiving Howattman after the blowup on the LW?? That's a real good window into Castos character right there.
Gassy" Ye, an Hout man's haff ass apology on the Lederwal didn't fly did it?? HA HA HA HA
Theo: It wasn't an apology Gassy. That was the problem. He is proud of being a scum bag. He was just sorry that people he wanted to fool saw it, HA HA HA HA . Actually Gassy, you can tell a lot about a person when they join that mess. It's kind of scary to find out really. Do you remember the movie "Rosemary's Baby" ??
Gassy: Yessir!! Dat was one scary movie rite thar! All them normal lookin folks all eat up with da devil!
Theo: Yep, you know, there's a real good chance that Hank, Feral and topcamp are satanists. They all hate Christians, and they are all into wierd things like numerology. Cutty is just sick and evil so he'd be happy to help them stab cats an such.
Gassy: BBRRRRRRRR now ye got all my bones a shakin an shimmeein!!!
Theo: Well Gassy, sure. We've outed him for poaching and not one word has been said on the good ship. Not surprising that the pirates would support elk poaching, LOL!! We also outed RobK for trying to buy influence, which Penny Banks confirmed. So now he's trying to take issue with Kaufhold machine shop belonging to Rob's brother instead of Rob???, LMAO!!
Gassy: What's dat term?? Graspin at da straws??? HA HA HA HA . So I guess Rob don't trust his bruther ta do the risers eh?? Jus a fish of a differnt strip if'n ya ask me, HA HA HA
Theo: Yep, I still have the same question. Why isn't Kaufhold machine shop building them??? I don't expect we'll get an answer to that or the poaching, or how much money Feral was paid.
Gassy: Ye, Ol Fearl shore didn't seem much upset bout the other folks gettin offered the fat chek did he??
Theo: Well Gassy, with all the blowing he's done about having no sponsors he isn't likely to tell the truth about that is he?? What are the chances that all these other guys got offered money, and Feral was left out??? HA HA HA HA !!!
Gassy: HA HA HA HA !!! Yep!!, HE HE HE HE !!!...Hey, I seen dat Cutty was askin Cummins whoall they shud go after next now that DAS is DOA?? LOL! Here's da quote from Cutty:
"So who are we going to take down next? I know Kevin and I were thinking about Howard Hill for a while. "
Theo: DAS isn't DOA Gassy, he's just dropped out of sight for good. He's still building bows for 3 Rivers. The pirates have succeeded in harrassing him to that point, so Kevin, Cutty, and the rest can feel very proud about that! LOL, What a great service to traditional archery! Cutty's post lays to rest the story Kevin keeps pedaling about being neutral doesn't it???, HA HA HA . Of course we have known all along where Kevin stands because we have communications between him and others on 3 or 4 different boards including the POA, LOL.
Gassy: He shore do want ta play the innocent card don't he?? Reminds me a dat skunk James Wrenn, HA HA HA HA !!
Theo: Ain't that the truth?? See Kevin choses all his public words very carefully. He doesn't want any public record of what he's really up to. The thing is, Kevin hopes one day to return to the respectable archery boards. He has enjoyed being important to Rob and the "cause", but truthfully, he sees himself above the trailer park where the rest of the freaks live. That goes for Wrenn too. He cringes every time he thinks of burning his bridge with Tradtalk for that stinking ship, and for what??? LOL !!
Gassy: Duz he really thank folks will fergit??
Theo: Well, intelligent and decent folks don't usually like to spend time around folks that are missing either attribute. Both Kevin and James are smart enough guys but neither one has an ounce of integrity. Both were willing to basically sell their friends and their soul for some crappy archery gear. Both of these guys supporting the pirates and tradtech know what the deal is, but neither has the honesty or integrity to sit back and look at the big picture because they'd have to admit their part in it.
Gassy: Yep, What do you spose James paid fer that riser an them LB limbs?? LOL Ya know James is pretty cheap an I bet he scored a sweet "intraduckory" price, HA HA HA !!! I see the chicken is shut down to everbody cept a few. If'n they is all so proud a dat crap how cum they don't want folks to see it??
Theo: Howattman is a good example Gassy. He's basically a scum bag. You get a real good look at his true character in the chicken. He wasn't so happy about folks knowing he was a scumbag though. He just wasn't as smart as Cummings or Casto about hiding it. They're just as rotten, but a lot sneakier about hiding it. Did you notice Casto high fiving Howattman after the blowup on the LW?? That's a real good window into Castos character right there.
Gassy" Ye, an Hout man's haff ass apology on the Lederwal didn't fly did it?? HA HA HA HA
Theo: It wasn't an apology Gassy. That was the problem. He is proud of being a scum bag. He was just sorry that people he wanted to fool saw it, HA HA HA HA . Actually Gassy, you can tell a lot about a person when they join that mess. It's kind of scary to find out really. Do you remember the movie "Rosemary's Baby" ??
Gassy: Yessir!! Dat was one scary movie rite thar! All them normal lookin folks all eat up with da devil!
Theo: Yep, you know, there's a real good chance that Hank, Feral and topcamp are satanists. They all hate Christians, and they are all into wierd things like numerology. Cutty is just sick and evil so he'd be happy to help them stab cats an such.
Gassy: BBRRRRRRRR now ye got all my bones a shakin an shimmeein!!!
Monday, September 15, 2008
Tewwy Gween
Gassy: So who is dat Tewwy Gween feller?? I seen dat Fearl is makin all kinds a storys bout who dat is, LOL
Theo: Who knows Gassy, but the idea that it is one of us or someone from Tradtalk is assinine, LMAO!! Here's how I see it. Feral hosts a site that encourages people like that. He and his crew recruit the scum from the bottom of every website barrel for members. When the crap flys, they all high five each other and laugh it up. What difference does it make if it is Cutty, or Hank, or Zen, or Howattman, or some other pinhead?? Heck Old Bill is so senile he could have done it and forgotten already! They are all rowing the same boat REGARDLESS.
Gassy: Yessir! Insted a jawin ovur who done it, why not just say "we ain't doin that no more, and those that do can pack thar shit and GIT". LOL
Theo: What?? Run off all those wonderful gentlemen that Bill Grenoble keeps crowing about?? Quality guys like Howattman??? ROTFLMAO!!! I guess Bill thinks his anus looks better if he surrounds himself with flaming anuses, LOL! Trying to separate the wheat from the chaf in that dump is a waste of time. If it wasn't Cutty this time, it will be next time. If it wasn't Howatman this time, it could be next time, so who cares. Tewwy is a pirate. There is no mistaking the smell, and it could just as easily be one as another.
Gassy: I sees Fearl wants Phil ta ban Tewwy, LOL He nose dat can't happen, LOL
Theo: Phil isn't banning Tewwy for the same reason he hasn't banned Hank, or feral, or Cutty, even though he knows who they are. He's under orders. You can bet that if he wasn't, all those idiots would be gone.
Gassy: Ye, them boys ain't got a clue. They is tawking about us graspin at straws, being crazy an sech, and them boys still ain't even got a clue in hell who we are!! Let's see, they has accused some combinashun of Papa Bull, Martin, Esquire, DAS, Phil, Pinelander, and I can't ramember who else!
Theo: They haven't even gotten warm Gassy, even when the hints are right under their nose! Heck we've all but signed our names to this and they still keep blaming the same guys they have been slandering all along. I think Feral needs a new card reader, LOL. Hank is good at bullshiting old ladies out of their pension money, but he sure has dropped the ball for Feral! Kinda makes you wonder if numerology might be bullshit HA HA HA HA !! Tunnel vision is a terrible thing! He doesn't even know we are pirates, all of us!! LOL!! We don't visit the POA, we are card carrying members! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Gassy: Makin ever buddy a moderatur shore was a big help too! ha ha ha !! Maybe them boyz all wint blind from mastrabatun???? LMAO!!
Theo: Who knows Gassy, but the idea that it is one of us or someone from Tradtalk is assinine, LMAO!! Here's how I see it. Feral hosts a site that encourages people like that. He and his crew recruit the scum from the bottom of every website barrel for members. When the crap flys, they all high five each other and laugh it up. What difference does it make if it is Cutty, or Hank, or Zen, or Howattman, or some other pinhead?? Heck Old Bill is so senile he could have done it and forgotten already! They are all rowing the same boat REGARDLESS.
Gassy: Yessir! Insted a jawin ovur who done it, why not just say "we ain't doin that no more, and those that do can pack thar shit and GIT". LOL
Theo: What?? Run off all those wonderful gentlemen that Bill Grenoble keeps crowing about?? Quality guys like Howattman??? ROTFLMAO!!! I guess Bill thinks his anus looks better if he surrounds himself with flaming anuses, LOL! Trying to separate the wheat from the chaf in that dump is a waste of time. If it wasn't Cutty this time, it will be next time. If it wasn't Howatman this time, it could be next time, so who cares. Tewwy is a pirate. There is no mistaking the smell, and it could just as easily be one as another.
Gassy: I sees Fearl wants Phil ta ban Tewwy, LOL He nose dat can't happen, LOL
Theo: Phil isn't banning Tewwy for the same reason he hasn't banned Hank, or feral, or Cutty, even though he knows who they are. He's under orders. You can bet that if he wasn't, all those idiots would be gone.
Gassy: Ye, them boys ain't got a clue. They is tawking about us graspin at straws, being crazy an sech, and them boys still ain't even got a clue in hell who we are!! Let's see, they has accused some combinashun of Papa Bull, Martin, Esquire, DAS, Phil, Pinelander, and I can't ramember who else!
Theo: They haven't even gotten warm Gassy, even when the hints are right under their nose! Heck we've all but signed our names to this and they still keep blaming the same guys they have been slandering all along. I think Feral needs a new card reader, LOL. Hank is good at bullshiting old ladies out of their pension money, but he sure has dropped the ball for Feral! Kinda makes you wonder if numerology might be bullshit HA HA HA HA !! Tunnel vision is a terrible thing! He doesn't even know we are pirates, all of us!! LOL!! We don't visit the POA, we are card carrying members! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Gassy: Makin ever buddy a moderatur shore was a big help too! ha ha ha !! Maybe them boyz all wint blind from mastrabatun???? LMAO!!
Theo: Actually Gassy, I'd guess a good many of them couldn't keep up a pace that would make them go blind!! HA HA HA HA!! I'll bet some are just pretending be blind so the rest of the gang thinks they can still do it!! HA HA HA HA !
Gassy: Ye, an I guess we wuzant as crazy as Fearl hoped cuz Penny Banks had the same information we got about them Lankustar "sponsorships", HA HA HA HA !!
Theo: I'm sure Feral and a few others wished we WERE crazy, but what scares them is just how much we know and just how accurate we are. Did you notice that not one word was said about Cutty's poaching? I guess they accept every form of bad behavior so why not poaching? Heck, it looks like one of the founding fathers is a poacher so I guess that kind of sets the standard, LOL!!
Gassy: Yessir! LOL, an I heer he did it with a rifle at dat! LMAO!! Maybe Lee can make up some LAS/POA poacher pride T-shirts. HA HA HA HA !!! Them boyz ain't said a thang about nuthin essept badmouth'n us, LMAO!!! I do feel powerful bad about Fearl not gettin the big sponsurchip tho! He shore has urned it!! LOL
Theo: Yes, he has earned it Gassy. He's really hauled the water and given sanctuary to all of Robs buddies like grenoble, stykshooter, njstykbow, cummings, lee, and all the rest. Well,....... I guess Rob figured Feral was dumb enough to do it all for free, LOL. I mean look at who Feral's advisors are!! He's got a greasy little malignant dwarf with second sight, a psychotic lunatic felon off his meds, and a halucinating crack baby with plastic spurs. I'd say Rob made a good call! LMAO!! On the other hand, .....didn't Feral buy a new house around that time ????????? hmmmmmm!?!
Theo: I'm sure Feral and a few others wished we WERE crazy, but what scares them is just how much we know and just how accurate we are. Did you notice that not one word was said about Cutty's poaching? I guess they accept every form of bad behavior so why not poaching? Heck, it looks like one of the founding fathers is a poacher so I guess that kind of sets the standard, LOL!!
Gassy: Yessir! LOL, an I heer he did it with a rifle at dat! LMAO!! Maybe Lee can make up some LAS/POA poacher pride T-shirts. HA HA HA HA !!! Them boyz ain't said a thang about nuthin essept badmouth'n us, LMAO!!! I do feel powerful bad about Fearl not gettin the big sponsurchip tho! He shore has urned it!! LOL
Theo: Yes, he has earned it Gassy. He's really hauled the water and given sanctuary to all of Robs buddies like grenoble, stykshooter, njstykbow, cummings, lee, and all the rest. Well,....... I guess Rob figured Feral was dumb enough to do it all for free, LOL. I mean look at who Feral's advisors are!! He's got a greasy little malignant dwarf with second sight, a psychotic lunatic felon off his meds, and a halucinating crack baby with plastic spurs. I'd say Rob made a good call! LMAO!! On the other hand, .....didn't Feral buy a new house around that time ????????? hmmmmmm!?!
Gassy: Yep, dats a hek of a brane truss rite thar HA HA HA HA !!!
Theo: Brane Truss is right, LOL!! You've got to look, pretty hard to find one that isn't drunk, high, brain damaged, psychotic, or senile, but they are right about one thing Gassy! We do have better things to do than putting a boot up some dumb pirates ass! LOL !!!
Gassy: Ain't dat the truth!! Ever time we thank about retirin tho, them boyz gotta pull stir up anudder batch a crap !! Go Figger, ha ha ha ha
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Bad Company!
Here you go Cutty! Another installment of T&G, back by your request!
Gassy: Theo, has you seen them Lankuster pirate boys after DAS on the lederwall?? LOL, You spose Ol RobK is happy within all that?? LMAO!! Dat post by Ol Papa Bull and Soza las week had ta leeve a mark, and dem boys can't just leeve it lay. Hek we even pulled down T&G, and them fools gotta keep swingin! Now it's come back aroun again on dat Tweewy Gween thred! Ha ha ha ha !
Theo: Well,... I think RobK should have picked a more intelligent hit squad, LOL. These pirate boys are nothing but idiots Gassy. Feral Donkey is the Idiot General, LOL. He has all the qualifications to lead the pirates though! He's an alcoholic, porn addicted dimwit who spends most of his "lucid" moments masturbating while he waits for Hank to show up with another bag of weed and read the leaves for him. Then they can smoke their brains into a stupor and soil themselves. HA HA HA HA !! He pretends to be an expert archer and machinist but he really works in his uncles shop, probably as a family favor, and two years ago he didn't know why a bow string has one big loop! LMAO!! Aside from that, you know Cutty and a few others would have no problem using Rob as a pawn in this crusade. Fact is, Rob was invited to the pirate ship by Cutty for exactly that reason. All of the people Cutty has recruited have been for that purpose. I guess Rob figured he was cunning enough to handle them, LOL! Oooops! HA HA HA HE HE HE !!
Gassy: Ye, and ya no Ol Hank and FD hate christians on top a dat. ha ha ha ha ha ! They prolly sit aroun laffin thar asses off between bong hits about gitten Fearls jack handle in da caterlog, HA HA HA HA HA !!
Theo: Yes they do Gassy. Hiring a group of lying hermafrodites to do some dirty work might seem like a good plan on the surface, but what happens when that worm turns on you? LMAO! Now Rob has armed a bunch of drunken half-wits and they are running around shooting wildly. It won't be long before a stray bullet takes Rob's horse right out from under him. HERE'S FERAL CALLING THE SHOTS!!
Gassy: Well I wuz shore suprized ta see PB an DAS roll out da cannons on da lederwall. Ya know them boyz has really not said much a anythang, considerin all da stink going 'roun. I ain't seen DAS post nowhere on nothin, has you??
Theo: No DAS has vanished. Can't blame him though. It seems the pirates keep writing checks that Rob has to cash, LOL! Sounds like DAS at least tried to warn him. It almost seems like DAS was a better friend to Rob than the pirates. Imagine that! LOL!! Seriously though, think about it. From what I've been able to gather, Rob could have avoided a lot of pitfalls if he had listened to what DAS told him. It would have saved him some money too, LOL.
Gassy: Ye, dat's messed up right thar! ha ha ha ha ! DAS is mostly fare to everbody tho, even folks dat ain't so fare ta him. I got a queschun tho! Ya no I ain't smart and slick an sech, but if'n Rob is handin out money ta folks so easy an all, why don't he just buy out DAS??
Theo: That's a good question Gassy! I've heard rumors that some folks were offered $10,000, EH....... "sponsorships", LOL!! Seems like it wouldn't take many of those checks to just buy the whole shootin match??? I don't suppose it would be as much fun though.
Gassy: WHOA!! No wunder he has folks carrin da water fer'im!! How much ya thank Ol fearl got fer being Rob's homebase?? I'll bet he given Fearl evun more ya thank??
Theo: Yea, or maybe he offered Feral a case of cheap rum, HA HA HA HA !!! Feral just might be the only one to sign on for a good long puking drunk! HA HA HA HE HE HE AH AH !!!
Gassy: A PUKIN DRUNK!!! HA HA HA HA HE HE SNORK FFFFTTTTT HE HE !!................... WHEW!! .... Say, whuts dat paperwurk on yore desk thar??
Theo: Well, this memo came across my desk a good while back, but I haven't had time to verify it. Seems that Cutty gets in trouble everywhere he goes, LOL. There's a rumor floating around that he was convicted of poaching a cow elk with a rifle!
Gassy: WHOAAAA Thar!!! WTF???? Is dat why he don't hunt?? HA HA HA HA !!!
Theo: Could be! Seein how he believes in full disclosure and all, maybe he will put a post on the ship and tell folks about it. We'd hate to be wrong about such things so maybe he can save us the trouble of sending for the records, LOL. I wonder whose SSN they're filed under???
Gassy: HA HE HE HE HA HA!! So ya meen Lankustar is sponserin a lyin, cussin, slanderin, thievin, drunkin, pernogafy addikted, mastrabaitin,weed smokin, and POOCHIN archuury board?? HA HA HA HA !! MAN!! Dat boy got a bunch fer his invesmint!!......Ye, Ol Cutty cooud shore tell some tales I'll bet!! I'd luv to share a campfire wit dat boy! I'll bet he has a tale er too from his days at Pitzer College! Thems wuz wild times eh??? ha ha ha ha !
Theo: HE HE HA HA HA HA ! yes, those were the days! Foot loose and pecker free!!
Gassy: Pekkar Free!!! HA HA HA HA HA !!! SNORK! SNUFF!! CHOKE!! HA HA HA !!
Gassy: Theo, has you seen them Lankuster pirate boys after DAS on the lederwall?? LOL, You spose Ol RobK is happy within all that?? LMAO!! Dat post by Ol Papa Bull and Soza las week had ta leeve a mark, and dem boys can't just leeve it lay. Hek we even pulled down T&G, and them fools gotta keep swingin! Now it's come back aroun again on dat Tweewy Gween thred! Ha ha ha ha !
Theo: Well,... I think RobK should have picked a more intelligent hit squad, LOL. These pirate boys are nothing but idiots Gassy. Feral Donkey is the Idiot General, LOL. He has all the qualifications to lead the pirates though! He's an alcoholic, porn addicted dimwit who spends most of his "lucid" moments masturbating while he waits for Hank to show up with another bag of weed and read the leaves for him. Then they can smoke their brains into a stupor and soil themselves. HA HA HA HA !! He pretends to be an expert archer and machinist but he really works in his uncles shop, probably as a family favor, and two years ago he didn't know why a bow string has one big loop! LMAO!! Aside from that, you know Cutty and a few others would have no problem using Rob as a pawn in this crusade. Fact is, Rob was invited to the pirate ship by Cutty for exactly that reason. All of the people Cutty has recruited have been for that purpose. I guess Rob figured he was cunning enough to handle them, LOL! Oooops! HA HA HA HE HE HE !!
Gassy: Ye, and ya no Ol Hank and FD hate christians on top a dat. ha ha ha ha ha ! They prolly sit aroun laffin thar asses off between bong hits about gitten Fearls jack handle in da caterlog, HA HA HA HA HA !!
Theo: Yes they do Gassy. Hiring a group of lying hermafrodites to do some dirty work might seem like a good plan on the surface, but what happens when that worm turns on you? LMAO! Now Rob has armed a bunch of drunken half-wits and they are running around shooting wildly. It won't be long before a stray bullet takes Rob's horse right out from under him. HERE'S FERAL CALLING THE SHOTS!!
Gassy: Well I wuz shore suprized ta see PB an DAS roll out da cannons on da lederwall. Ya know them boyz has really not said much a anythang, considerin all da stink going 'roun. I ain't seen DAS post nowhere on nothin, has you??
Theo: No DAS has vanished. Can't blame him though. It seems the pirates keep writing checks that Rob has to cash, LOL! Sounds like DAS at least tried to warn him. It almost seems like DAS was a better friend to Rob than the pirates. Imagine that! LOL!! Seriously though, think about it. From what I've been able to gather, Rob could have avoided a lot of pitfalls if he had listened to what DAS told him. It would have saved him some money too, LOL.
Gassy: Ye, dat's messed up right thar! ha ha ha ha ! DAS is mostly fare to everbody tho, even folks dat ain't so fare ta him. I got a queschun tho! Ya no I ain't smart and slick an sech, but if'n Rob is handin out money ta folks so easy an all, why don't he just buy out DAS??
Theo: That's a good question Gassy! I've heard rumors that some folks were offered $10,000, EH....... "sponsorships", LOL!! Seems like it wouldn't take many of those checks to just buy the whole shootin match??? I don't suppose it would be as much fun though.
Gassy: WHOA!! No wunder he has folks carrin da water fer'im!! How much ya thank Ol fearl got fer being Rob's homebase?? I'll bet he given Fearl evun more ya thank??
Theo: Yea, or maybe he offered Feral a case of cheap rum, HA HA HA HA !!! Feral just might be the only one to sign on for a good long puking drunk! HA HA HA HE HE HE AH AH !!!
Gassy: A PUKIN DRUNK!!! HA HA HA HA HE HE SNORK FFFFTTTTT HE HE !!................... WHEW!! .... Say, whuts dat paperwurk on yore desk thar??
Theo: Well, this memo came across my desk a good while back, but I haven't had time to verify it. Seems that Cutty gets in trouble everywhere he goes, LOL. There's a rumor floating around that he was convicted of poaching a cow elk with a rifle!
Gassy: WHOAAAA Thar!!! WTF???? Is dat why he don't hunt?? HA HA HA HA !!!
Theo: Could be! Seein how he believes in full disclosure and all, maybe he will put a post on the ship and tell folks about it. We'd hate to be wrong about such things so maybe he can save us the trouble of sending for the records, LOL. I wonder whose SSN they're filed under???
Gassy: HA HE HE HE HA HA!! So ya meen Lankustar is sponserin a lyin, cussin, slanderin, thievin, drunkin, pernogafy addikted, mastrabaitin,weed smokin, and POOCHIN archuury board?? HA HA HA HA !! MAN!! Dat boy got a bunch fer his invesmint!!......Ye, Ol Cutty cooud shore tell some tales I'll bet!! I'd luv to share a campfire wit dat boy! I'll bet he has a tale er too from his days at Pitzer College! Thems wuz wild times eh??? ha ha ha ha !
Theo: HE HE HA HA HA HA ! yes, those were the days! Foot loose and pecker free!!
Gassy: Pekkar Free!!! HA HA HA HA HA !!! SNORK! SNUFF!! CHOKE!! HA HA HA !!
Friday, August 1, 2008
Lyin and Shillin again!
Theo: Well Gassy we had some time off this summer but damn if the pirates aren't back to the same old dishonesty as ever, LOL
Gassy: Yessir, shore is that way! I spose you is tawking bout dat thred on the Lederwall right??
Theo: Yea, sure enough, LOL. First ol Stykshooter, the paragon of high ethics, goes over there to shill the new stubby plungers that they copied from DAS.
Gassy: Yea, ain't it a hoot how they call theres the stubby and DAS calls his the shorty??? LMAO!! Them Lankuster boys is a crack-up!
Theo: Yep, well after the initial shilling where they pretend they knew nothing about the DAS plunger, a few folks called their attention to the whole lyin and stealin thing and boy that didn't set so well!! LMAO
Gassy: Yea, I'm shore Rob called in his bribe, er, I mean sponsorship to get dat stuff pulled, LOL! Hard to figger how an outfit like da lederwall would go along with all dat dirty business.
Theo: Money greases all sleds Gassy, LOL. But hey here's a real funny! Do you recall back several months ago when DAS went over to the ship and talked to those idiots?
Gassy: yep I shor do! They was all lying thar asses off about jus about ever thang DAS brought up, LOL
Theo: Yea well remember when NJstykbow took DAS to task over using adapter plates instead of the AMO holes?? LMAO!!
Gassy: yea, sortta, tell me agin whut happined!
Theo: Well here was DAS's answer to NJstykbow:
Quote from DAS: "On a short riser like this there isn't much real estate to mount accessories. The reason I went to adapter brackets is so that a number of accesories could be used together without interference. The funny thing is, I've been bashed for this here and then a few weeks later there was a thread by a guy having that exact problem on another short riser! You know what advice he got? Use an aluminum plate to move stuff around, LOL. You can mount a quiver, a sight, and use a plunger on my riser with no problem.
Theo: and here was NJstykbows reply to DAS
"You can mount a quiver, a sight, and use a plunger on my riser with no problem. Try that with just AMO sight holes." (quoting DAS)
Quote by NJ: "Gets done every day with standard AMO holes."
Theo: Now here is NJ's reply to Martin on the leatherwall about the use of plungers and quivers:
" Martin, Even the shortest of the many plungers available will not provide adequate clearance with the use of most quivers we here in the States utilize. The Shibuya's are a very nice plunger, but even they would need to be shortened to use in the context we're talking about here."
Gassy: ROTFLMAO!! So whut happined to "get's done everyday"?????? LMAO!!!
Theo: Well Gassy, NJstykbow is a liar, LOL! Big surprise right?? Of course Robs henchmen will lie about anything and everything that will get them ahead. See NJ just could not admit in public that DAS's bracket system was better than the copy bow's AMO holes so he lied his ass off. Simple as that. Now he's over on the leatherwall lying any way he has to for the promotion of Lancasters copied plunger. Lies lies lies, that's how these fine businessmen do business, LOL
Gassy: lies, lies lies!! LMAO!! Well I gess them lancuster boys thanks the folks on the lederwall is jus too stupid to figger it all out
Theo: Well Gassy, they may be right. I don't see anybody over there speaking up except for the few that always do, so maybe they ARE that stupid.
Gassy: well it's a wunder ta watch ain't it?? All dat lyinn and all dat suckerin with them folks eatin it up!
Theo: Aren't you glad we aren't trad archers Gassy?
Gassy: shore enough I am! LOL!!
Gassy: Yessir, shore is that way! I spose you is tawking bout dat thred on the Lederwall right??
Theo: Yea, sure enough, LOL. First ol Stykshooter, the paragon of high ethics, goes over there to shill the new stubby plungers that they copied from DAS.
Gassy: Yea, ain't it a hoot how they call theres the stubby and DAS calls his the shorty??? LMAO!! Them Lankuster boys is a crack-up!
Theo: Yep, well after the initial shilling where they pretend they knew nothing about the DAS plunger, a few folks called their attention to the whole lyin and stealin thing and boy that didn't set so well!! LMAO
Gassy: Yea, I'm shore Rob called in his bribe, er, I mean sponsorship to get dat stuff pulled, LOL! Hard to figger how an outfit like da lederwall would go along with all dat dirty business.
Theo: Money greases all sleds Gassy, LOL. But hey here's a real funny! Do you recall back several months ago when DAS went over to the ship and talked to those idiots?
Gassy: yep I shor do! They was all lying thar asses off about jus about ever thang DAS brought up, LOL
Theo: Yea well remember when NJstykbow took DAS to task over using adapter plates instead of the AMO holes?? LMAO!!
Gassy: yea, sortta, tell me agin whut happined!
Theo: Well here was DAS's answer to NJstykbow:
Quote from DAS: "On a short riser like this there isn't much real estate to mount accessories. The reason I went to adapter brackets is so that a number of accesories could be used together without interference. The funny thing is, I've been bashed for this here and then a few weeks later there was a thread by a guy having that exact problem on another short riser! You know what advice he got? Use an aluminum plate to move stuff around, LOL. You can mount a quiver, a sight, and use a plunger on my riser with no problem.
Theo: and here was NJstykbows reply to DAS
"You can mount a quiver, a sight, and use a plunger on my riser with no problem. Try that with just AMO sight holes." (quoting DAS)
Quote by NJ: "Gets done every day with standard AMO holes."
Theo: Now here is NJ's reply to Martin on the leatherwall about the use of plungers and quivers:
" Martin, Even the shortest of the many plungers available will not provide adequate clearance with the use of most quivers we here in the States utilize. The Shibuya's are a very nice plunger, but even they would need to be shortened to use in the context we're talking about here."
Gassy: ROTFLMAO!! So whut happined to "get's done everyday"?????? LMAO!!!
Theo: Well Gassy, NJstykbow is a liar, LOL! Big surprise right?? Of course Robs henchmen will lie about anything and everything that will get them ahead. See NJ just could not admit in public that DAS's bracket system was better than the copy bow's AMO holes so he lied his ass off. Simple as that. Now he's over on the leatherwall lying any way he has to for the promotion of Lancasters copied plunger. Lies lies lies, that's how these fine businessmen do business, LOL
Gassy: lies, lies lies!! LMAO!! Well I gess them lancuster boys thanks the folks on the lederwall is jus too stupid to figger it all out
Theo: Well Gassy, they may be right. I don't see anybody over there speaking up except for the few that always do, so maybe they ARE that stupid.
Gassy: well it's a wunder ta watch ain't it?? All dat lyinn and all dat suckerin with them folks eatin it up!
Theo: Aren't you glad we aren't trad archers Gassy?
Gassy: shore enough I am! LOL!!
Monday, June 23, 2008
Just another day on the ship
Theo: Well Gassy it's good to be back home, but we sure had a good time at Comptons didn't we??
Gassy: Yessir we shore did!! LOL It was right nice meetin that Leegee feller and even Fearl hisself!
Theo: Yea, it was kind of fun flying under the radar, right under their nose, LMAO!!
Gassy: I'm confused about da pirates sayin dat da Tradtech booth was smokin busy tho, LOL!! Ever time we walked by it were a ghost town, LOL!
Theo: Well, except for the pirates that's about right, LOL. If Lee was that busy he must have had a stack of porn behind the counter that we didn't know about! ha ha ha ha ha !
Gassy: Ha ha ha ha ha !!
Theo: Well, let's see what else we can find here Gassy, things are pretty slow!
Gassy: I seen dat Hank went to a benefit secund hand sale and lowballed the sellers on a meat grinder! LOL!! Man is dat boy cheap! LMAO!!
Theo: Yea, he's a real patron of the arts ain't he????LOL!!! He goes to a benefit sale and spends a whole $3, LOL!!
Gassy: I wunder ifn he asked fer a free "I support the Arts" hat?? LOL!!
Theo: LOL!! Yea, they probably had to validate his parking too, LOL!! Next year they'll have to set up far enough away that Hank won't pay the gas to get there!
Theo: I see poor Ol Wildman lost his shirt on a Fireflop riser! Geez, he nearly had to beg the pirates to buy it back!!
Gassy: Hard ta figger with all the pirates sayin what a smokin riser dat is! Heck you'da thank Ol Cutty wood snatch it up! He buys a couple bows a month but even he didn't want it! LOL!! I spose Hank wooda took it if'n it got down aroun 3 er 4 dollers, LOL!
Theo: Yea, Geez, $430 riser and $600 limbs, basically brand new and MAYBE he got $675 for it with shipping included! I can't remember when Bill has taken a shellacing like that!
Gassy: Yep, it's tough ta see, but I spose Wildman will stick ta stuff that holds it's value better fer now on!
Theo, Yea, like maybe a PSE Coyote, LOL!!
Theo: Well so it goes on the good ship Gassy! Time ta cut the sails and settle in!
Gassy: Yessir! Gonna be a perty sunset ta nite! LOL!!
Gassy: Yessir we shore did!! LOL It was right nice meetin that Leegee feller and even Fearl hisself!
Theo: Yea, it was kind of fun flying under the radar, right under their nose, LMAO!!
Gassy: I'm confused about da pirates sayin dat da Tradtech booth was smokin busy tho, LOL!! Ever time we walked by it were a ghost town, LOL!
Theo: Well, except for the pirates that's about right, LOL. If Lee was that busy he must have had a stack of porn behind the counter that we didn't know about! ha ha ha ha ha !
Gassy: Ha ha ha ha ha !!
Theo: Well, let's see what else we can find here Gassy, things are pretty slow!
Gassy: I seen dat Hank went to a benefit secund hand sale and lowballed the sellers on a meat grinder! LOL!! Man is dat boy cheap! LMAO!!
Theo: Yea, he's a real patron of the arts ain't he????LOL!!! He goes to a benefit sale and spends a whole $3, LOL!!
Gassy: I wunder ifn he asked fer a free "I support the Arts" hat?? LOL!!
Theo: LOL!! Yea, they probably had to validate his parking too, LOL!! Next year they'll have to set up far enough away that Hank won't pay the gas to get there!
Theo: I see poor Ol Wildman lost his shirt on a Fireflop riser! Geez, he nearly had to beg the pirates to buy it back!!
Gassy: Hard ta figger with all the pirates sayin what a smokin riser dat is! Heck you'da thank Ol Cutty wood snatch it up! He buys a couple bows a month but even he didn't want it! LOL!! I spose Hank wooda took it if'n it got down aroun 3 er 4 dollers, LOL!
Theo: Yea, Geez, $430 riser and $600 limbs, basically brand new and MAYBE he got $675 for it with shipping included! I can't remember when Bill has taken a shellacing like that!
Gassy: Yep, it's tough ta see, but I spose Wildman will stick ta stuff that holds it's value better fer now on!
Theo, Yea, like maybe a PSE Coyote, LOL!!
Theo: Well so it goes on the good ship Gassy! Time ta cut the sails and settle in!
Gassy: Yessir! Gonna be a perty sunset ta nite! LOL!!
Friday, June 20, 2008
Round and Round
Gassy: Well, seems dat da pirates is in ta thar fall back thang of talkin in circles Theo, LOL
Theo: Yep, pretty standard pirate defense, LOL Call us liars and then start talking in circles, LMAO!! Ya notice the badmouthing is just a general slap at us Gassy?? The reason they aren't actually taking us to task on anything specific is because they know it's all true.
Gassy: Yep, bein on the lyin end of da argument is a tough spot alrite. What's ritchus funny is when them boys call us liars when the proof a what we jus said is on thar site! ROTFLMAO!!
Theo: No kidding Gassy! LMAO! That's why we can just let a post here soak for a while now. They finish the job themselves, LOL!!
Gassy: I shore do get a laugh at sum a da stuff they conjer up, he he he !! Like OL Fearl telling folks we is jus tryin ta scare folks offin dat site. LMAO!!
Theo: Yea Gassy, it's actually nice having all the criminals from all over the web on one prison barge. The folks that sign in voluntary give us a real good handle on what they're made of too, LMAO!! Feral is just making another weak attempt to steer folks off track. No matter though. They can play all the childish games they want, like the phony forums. The botttom line is, they have to watch their tail now, and they know it.
Gassy, Yep, reminds a sum a them boys back at Pitzer we used ta run with, LOL!! I wunder what ever became a sum a them boys??
Theo: Hard to say Gassy, I often wonder myself LOL! Say did you ever check out the Long Rang Rifle forum I told you about??
Gassy: Yep, I shore did! Nice place ain't it! Its nice ta git offn them archery sites fer a while too, LOL
Theo: It sure is Gassy!! LOL!! Say did you see where Cutty was wishing RobK a happy birthday?? LOL! That was real nice a Cutty.
Gassy: Well ya know Cutty was the feller who brought Rob on board, LOL Them is gooood friends I spose. He says its his boys birthday too! Ya know dat Cutty never says nothin about his oldest, you notice dat??
Theo: It does seem a bit odd, but who knows?? There are so many mysteries, LOL.
Gassy: Thar shore are!! LMAO!!
Theo: Yep, pretty standard pirate defense, LOL Call us liars and then start talking in circles, LMAO!! Ya notice the badmouthing is just a general slap at us Gassy?? The reason they aren't actually taking us to task on anything specific is because they know it's all true.
Gassy: Yep, bein on the lyin end of da argument is a tough spot alrite. What's ritchus funny is when them boys call us liars when the proof a what we jus said is on thar site! ROTFLMAO!!
Theo: No kidding Gassy! LMAO! That's why we can just let a post here soak for a while now. They finish the job themselves, LOL!!
Gassy: I shore do get a laugh at sum a da stuff they conjer up, he he he !! Like OL Fearl telling folks we is jus tryin ta scare folks offin dat site. LMAO!!
Theo: Yea Gassy, it's actually nice having all the criminals from all over the web on one prison barge. The folks that sign in voluntary give us a real good handle on what they're made of too, LMAO!! Feral is just making another weak attempt to steer folks off track. No matter though. They can play all the childish games they want, like the phony forums. The botttom line is, they have to watch their tail now, and they know it.
Gassy, Yep, reminds a sum a them boys back at Pitzer we used ta run with, LOL!! I wunder what ever became a sum a them boys??
Theo: Hard to say Gassy, I often wonder myself LOL! Say did you ever check out the Long Rang Rifle forum I told you about??
Gassy: Yep, I shore did! Nice place ain't it! Its nice ta git offn them archery sites fer a while too, LOL
Theo: It sure is Gassy!! LOL!! Say did you see where Cutty was wishing RobK a happy birthday?? LOL! That was real nice a Cutty.
Gassy: Well ya know Cutty was the feller who brought Rob on board, LOL Them is gooood friends I spose. He says its his boys birthday too! Ya know dat Cutty never says nothin about his oldest, you notice dat??
Theo: It does seem a bit odd, but who knows?? There are so many mysteries, LOL.
Gassy: Thar shore are!! LMAO!!
Saturday, June 14, 2008
A Culture of Lying
Gassy: Ya no Theo, it seems like the pirates has lost sense a which direcshun is up! LOL. Now dat they is out flamin us they is jus pruven how messed up they is! LOL!!
Theo: To be a pirate Gassy, you must be able to suspend any sense of reason, logic, and truth. To most people, the concept of truth is an anchoring principle against which suppositions are measured. To a pirate, the concept of truth is a free form element that can be molded and shaped to fit any side of any argument.
Gassy: ya, dat makes sense !! what??? LOL!!
Theo: Take Cutty for instance, or Hank for that matter. In the DC they are trying to make the case that what we are doing is somehow unfair. Hank wants us to leave them alone! LMAO!!! Neither of these guys would ever even consider leaving people alone. In fact it is precisely because the pirates continue their campaigns that T&G were formed.
Gassy: Yep, Dats da only reason we is here! Cause them boys an uthers won't leave folks alone! Hank wants us ta leave so he an his buddys kin go back to slanderin, stawkin, lyin an badmouthin! LOL!!
Theo: Yep in fact, it was a comment by Cutty that finally broke the camels back and made this blog neccessary. There is one huge difference between us and them Gassy that really has them flumaxed. While they trade in lies and slight of hand, we have told the truth. In fact, everything we have said is documented. If we couldn't document it, it either had to be presented as conjecture or not presented at all. That's why all they can do is call us names and use every manor of deflection.
Gassy: Yep, like sayin we posted Ol stykshooter's letter, rite??
Theo: Yea that's one example Gassy. We never posted it because we never had it. We also didn't quote anything from it because we never had it. All we did was report that it was sent, and what it's purpose was.
Gassy: Yea, they twisted that thar all up in a knot! But why??
Theo: Gassy, they are so used to telling lies among themselves, and having the most ridiculous tall tales accepted, that they have lost sight of how preposterous they look to a sane outsider! LMAO!! First they created an offense that we never commited, and then they railed against it! That's because they needed to deflect attention from the real issue, which is the fact that RobK is using the pirates to continue his private war against DAS.
Gassy: It's a bit tough fer them pirates ta operate like this here I spose cause they cant delete stuff, er change a fellers posts, er ban us!
Theo: That's right! If folks look closely at what we say and then closely at the pirates spin, they will see it every time! If the pirates had any sense of reality, they would understand how it looks.
Gassy: Ye, well I has noticed that almost nobody but da hardcores is postin on them flamin threds. Ya spose folks is rethankin thangs??
Theo: Could be Gassy. People are not so quick now to pile in and support that crap. Perhaps they are beginning to realize what is going on. They are reluctant to stamp their name on it. The point is, the core pirates have done many rotten things, and sold many lies. We've got a lot of better things to do than hassle a handful of idiots on some website for no reason. Any fool would realize that, LOL!
Gassy: I spose folks will see a good bit more deflecshun and diverjen as time goes on eh??
Theo: Yes they will, LOL. I especially liked RobKs little pep talk and of course the usual suspects coming along behind with kudos and accolades, LOL! Sorry, no sale though, ha ha ha. No, if Randy, or Rob either one were truly standup guys they would admit what they've done, and if Paarcher or Kcummings were stand up guys they would ask for it. It's just that simple. They keep piling the lipstick and jewelry on this pig rather than just admitting what it is.
Gassy: LOL!! Yep, Did you see where Rob says da pirates have "principals", LOL!!
Theo: Yea, I wonder if he meant "principles", LOL!! Understandable I guess. He apparently doesn't know what it means, so it's no surprise he got confused about the spelling. LOL!
Gassy: Ye, but it's time ta move on aint it Theo? We gots a lots a ground ta cover. I was a bit taken back by KCummings sayin he knew the whole truth tho!
Theo: Yes we do need to move ahead Gassy, LOL!! I was pretty shocked by Kevins statement too! I always thought better of him honestly, but if he knew everything from the beginning..........., that casts a whole new light on his role.
Gassy: hard to figger, that one! Ifn he says he knew, then I spose he did!! Not sumpthin I'd be braggin about tho, LOL!!
Theo: No, me either Gassy, LOL!!
Theo: To be a pirate Gassy, you must be able to suspend any sense of reason, logic, and truth. To most people, the concept of truth is an anchoring principle against which suppositions are measured. To a pirate, the concept of truth is a free form element that can be molded and shaped to fit any side of any argument.
Gassy: ya, dat makes sense !! what??? LOL!!
Theo: Take Cutty for instance, or Hank for that matter. In the DC they are trying to make the case that what we are doing is somehow unfair. Hank wants us to leave them alone! LMAO!!! Neither of these guys would ever even consider leaving people alone. In fact it is precisely because the pirates continue their campaigns that T&G were formed.
Gassy: Yep, Dats da only reason we is here! Cause them boys an uthers won't leave folks alone! Hank wants us ta leave so he an his buddys kin go back to slanderin, stawkin, lyin an badmouthin! LOL!!
Theo: Yep in fact, it was a comment by Cutty that finally broke the camels back and made this blog neccessary. There is one huge difference between us and them Gassy that really has them flumaxed. While they trade in lies and slight of hand, we have told the truth. In fact, everything we have said is documented. If we couldn't document it, it either had to be presented as conjecture or not presented at all. That's why all they can do is call us names and use every manor of deflection.
Gassy: Yep, like sayin we posted Ol stykshooter's letter, rite??
Theo: Yea that's one example Gassy. We never posted it because we never had it. We also didn't quote anything from it because we never had it. All we did was report that it was sent, and what it's purpose was.
Gassy: Yea, they twisted that thar all up in a knot! But why??
Theo: Gassy, they are so used to telling lies among themselves, and having the most ridiculous tall tales accepted, that they have lost sight of how preposterous they look to a sane outsider! LMAO!! First they created an offense that we never commited, and then they railed against it! That's because they needed to deflect attention from the real issue, which is the fact that RobK is using the pirates to continue his private war against DAS.
Gassy: It's a bit tough fer them pirates ta operate like this here I spose cause they cant delete stuff, er change a fellers posts, er ban us!
Theo: That's right! If folks look closely at what we say and then closely at the pirates spin, they will see it every time! If the pirates had any sense of reality, they would understand how it looks.
Gassy: Ye, well I has noticed that almost nobody but da hardcores is postin on them flamin threds. Ya spose folks is rethankin thangs??
Theo: Could be Gassy. People are not so quick now to pile in and support that crap. Perhaps they are beginning to realize what is going on. They are reluctant to stamp their name on it. The point is, the core pirates have done many rotten things, and sold many lies. We've got a lot of better things to do than hassle a handful of idiots on some website for no reason. Any fool would realize that, LOL!
Gassy: I spose folks will see a good bit more deflecshun and diverjen as time goes on eh??
Theo: Yes they will, LOL. I especially liked RobKs little pep talk and of course the usual suspects coming along behind with kudos and accolades, LOL! Sorry, no sale though, ha ha ha. No, if Randy, or Rob either one were truly standup guys they would admit what they've done, and if Paarcher or Kcummings were stand up guys they would ask for it. It's just that simple. They keep piling the lipstick and jewelry on this pig rather than just admitting what it is.
Gassy: LOL!! Yep, Did you see where Rob says da pirates have "principals", LOL!!
Theo: Yea, I wonder if he meant "principles", LOL!! Understandable I guess. He apparently doesn't know what it means, so it's no surprise he got confused about the spelling. LOL!
Gassy: Ye, but it's time ta move on aint it Theo? We gots a lots a ground ta cover. I was a bit taken back by KCummings sayin he knew the whole truth tho!
Theo: Yes we do need to move ahead Gassy, LOL!! I was pretty shocked by Kevins statement too! I always thought better of him honestly, but if he knew everything from the beginning..........., that casts a whole new light on his role.
Gassy: hard to figger, that one! Ifn he says he knew, then I spose he did!! Not sumpthin I'd be braggin about tho, LOL!!
Theo: No, me either Gassy, LOL!!
Friday, June 13, 2008
Second thoughts
Gassy: Theo, eh......., I been thankin bout sumthin dat bothers me!
Theo: What's wrong Gassy??
Gassy: Well, I hates ta say it Theo, but I'm not sure I wanna be a pirate after all!
Theo: You know Gassy, I've having second thoughts too. We looked up to these guys so much, and wanted to be like them so much! Now I'm just starting to think they are a bunch of baffoons!
Gassy: Theys a bunch a friggin idiots Theo, theys jus no nicer way ta say it! Dat thang ovur stykshooter an all them fellers takin up fer dat, well it's jus idiots proppin up idiots.
Theo: It's so obvious too Gassy! We've got hundreds of faithful readers and I'm ashamed for them to see the pirates making such fools of themselves. You know, I'll bet if a woman got raped and called it in to Stykshooters station, he would arrest her!!
Gassy: Yessir! cause dat rape was a confidential thang ya see! dat Ol boy never intended fer her ta call it in!!
Theo: That's right Gassy, and then Hank and Marc, and NJstykbow would be there to tell the poor fella that got ratted out they were behind him, and that woman had no right to call that rape in. Now that is just wrong what that woman did Gassy!!
Gassy: Yep, it's a pathetic thang, dat pirate site Theo. They is so wrapped up in all them dirty deals an lies dat they cant evun tell how silly they all look!! Ta each other they all look like this:
Theo: Yea, but to the outside world they look like this:
Theo: I think it's all those FEARS and INSECURTIES setting in on them Gassy! Have you noticed how bitter and vile Hank has been. He must not be getting any from Madam SeaQueen since all that went public. Then there is NJstykbow, Geeezz! You know I think that fella is actually pretty intelligent, but when he comes out and tries to cover for something he knows is corrupt, he comes across as looking absurd. He's not a natural born liar like some, but obviously forced to it.
Theo: What's wrong Gassy??
Gassy: Well, I hates ta say it Theo, but I'm not sure I wanna be a pirate after all!
Theo: You know Gassy, I've having second thoughts too. We looked up to these guys so much, and wanted to be like them so much! Now I'm just starting to think they are a bunch of baffoons!
Gassy: Theys a bunch a friggin idiots Theo, theys jus no nicer way ta say it! Dat thang ovur stykshooter an all them fellers takin up fer dat, well it's jus idiots proppin up idiots.
Theo: It's so obvious too Gassy! We've got hundreds of faithful readers and I'm ashamed for them to see the pirates making such fools of themselves. You know, I'll bet if a woman got raped and called it in to Stykshooters station, he would arrest her!!
Gassy: Yessir! cause dat rape was a confidential thang ya see! dat Ol boy never intended fer her ta call it in!!
Theo: That's right Gassy, and then Hank and Marc, and NJstykbow would be there to tell the poor fella that got ratted out they were behind him, and that woman had no right to call that rape in. Now that is just wrong what that woman did Gassy!!
Gassy: Yep, it's a pathetic thang, dat pirate site Theo. They is so wrapped up in all them dirty deals an lies dat they cant evun tell how silly they all look!! Ta each other they all look like this:
Theo: Yea, but to the outside world they look like this:
Theo: I think it's all those FEARS and INSECURTIES setting in on them Gassy! Have you noticed how bitter and vile Hank has been. He must not be getting any from Madam SeaQueen since all that went public. Then there is NJstykbow, Geeezz! You know I think that fella is actually pretty intelligent, but when he comes out and tries to cover for something he knows is corrupt, he comes across as looking absurd. He's not a natural born liar like some, but obviously forced to it.
Gassy: Yea, all them pirates has been a mite strained since thar dirty secrets are posted here fer da whole wurld ta read. Hank has go ta bed ever night knowin that folks kin see all about his conjerin an sech
Theo: Yea, ya know some guy posted a link to Hanks site on the POA a long time ago and Hank went ballistic! That post was pulled and the guy was banned instantly. Typical Pirate tolerance you know.
Gassy: Yea, I no! well dats Ok cause we can still have fun here with these boys, rite Theo?? We has ta do sumpthin with all dat research we has done! LOL!!
Theo: That's right Gassy! Actually we are just getting started here We have stuff folks will really want to stick around and see! We've hinted at several things, and yep they're still coming. We also have a pirate history and timeline coming that will explain many questions! Things like who the founders were and why, when and why certian key players arrived, when and why Lancaster joined the pirates, all kinds of good stuff!
Gassy: Dats rite Theo, we have sum really good stuff ta share! I'm a bit worried about causin more FEARS and INSECURITIES in dem pirates tho Theo! LOL!
Theo: I'm afraid that's unaviodable Gassy. They can console each other and make believe they are fine, but the rest of the world is laughing at them, LOL
Gassy: Yessir!
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Pants on Fire!
Theo: Can you believe it Gassy??? Stykshooter is back for another beating! LOL !!Sheeessh!! He's telling so many lies to cover the ones he already told that he's digging a hole he will never get out of! LOL!!
Gassy: Ye, good grief!! Well I spose we'll jus hafta go through all dat agin fer them pirates. Sum folks jus dont no when ta tap out! LOL!! Maybe sum history would help folks Theo!
Theo: Good idea Gassy! You know this letter writing began back around the first of the year when the pirates were once again after DAS about those silly limbs.
Gassy: Yessir! Anythang to try and deflame Ol DAS, jus like always!
Theo: Yes, but this time it wasn't just the old favorites like Cutty and Hank, but the Lancaster boys too!! In fact, take a look at the thread in the Dead Chicken called "DAS limbs with a twist II" started by our good buddy Randy Stykshooter, LMAO!! here's his openning post:
by Stykshooter on Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:29 pm
There has been a lot of speculation lately as to the current manufacturer of DAS limbs. I understand that the limbs are being manufactured by CyBow, which is a relatively new company that was started up about a year ago by a Korean gentleman by the name of Mr. Guang. See http://www.archerylife.com. Mr. Guang and Eugene Lee are former employees of W & W who are now in business for themselves manufacturing limbs that are copies of some of the older Win & Win designs. Cybow is not a commonly recognized name in ILF limb manufacturing as none of the target archery dealers/distributors in the USA are offering them to customers. I have not seen a set of the limbs other than on-line so cannot comment on the quality or pricing.
There has been a lot of speculation lately as to the current manufacturer of DAS limbs. I understand that the limbs are being manufactured by CyBow, which is a relatively new company that was started up about a year ago by a Korean gentleman by the name of Mr. Guang. See http://www.archerylife.com. Mr. Guang and Eugene Lee are former employees of W & W who are now in business for themselves manufacturing limbs that are copies of some of the older Win & Win designs. Cybow is not a commonly recognized name in ILF limb manufacturing as none of the target archery dealers/distributors in the USA are offering them to customers. I have not seen a set of the limbs other than on-line so cannot comment on the quality or pricing.
Gassy: Dats a bunch a infermation rite thar!! Wunder where he got all dat??
Theo: Let's see Gassy, how would a guy like Randy get information about a company with zero US presence??? LMAO!!! And better yet, Why would that source be involved in a DAS bashing thread??
Gassy: OK, I'm stumped!
Theo: Well Gassy, it turns out that just hours before Stykshooter posted that information, RobK was calling around to Dave Sozas suppliers fishing for anything he could find out! Apparently the name Cybow came up.
Gassy: Why wood he be doin dat?? He aint got no biznuss in Sozas biznuss duz he??
Theo : No Gassy, he doesn't, but that hasn't stopped any of this has it?? LOL!! No business has any business snooping around for confidential information and then using a website full of hoodlums to leverage anything they can find. It just seems to keep on and on though, LOL!
Gassy: So Ol stykshooter was wurkin with RobK on this here projek??
Theo: Well, I'll let you add it all up yourself Gassy, you're no fool, LOL!! That was around the time the letter was written to 3 Rivers too, so now folks have a little
background to understand it all better. You know, Cutty has said a few things that could only come from one source too, LMAO!!!
Gassy: Funny how thangs add up when ya have all da pieces, LOL!! Ifn ya want a good laff, also take a gander da other "DAS limbs with a twist" thread just below the first one! Dat's what happens to a feller who tries to tell the pirates ta knock it off, LOL!! Better hurry tho afor Ol Fearl figgers it's too embare assin and pulls it out, LOL!! Dat ol Boy was banned too!!, LOL!! Oh well!!
Theo: Good tip Gassy! So now to deal with latest installment, LOL, Man this is a alot to shovel out, LOL! First off Randy says he was accused of being in charge of engineering a letter writing campaign.
Gassy: Can I have a nickel fer ever lie I spot!!! ????? LOL!!! Dats numer 1 rite thar! he he he !! We jus said he was part of a letter ritin campaign, dats all!! LOL
Theo: OK Gassy, but man this is going to wipe out my beer money! LOL Yea, see that's how it works Gassy. A little stretch here, a liitle stretch there, pretty soon the whole story is out of shape. OK, Where were we??, Then he writes this: Here is the letter I wrote to Dale supposedly to “damage his business”.
Gassy: thar's anuther nickel!!! I got a dime now!!
Theo: That's right Gassy, that quote was fabricated. We said he was trying to damage Das's business, not Dales. Then he goes into the letter he sent Dale! First he starts off telling Dale what a good loyal customer he is, LOL, but somehow misses the fact that he rides with the Lancaster posey, is a longtime personal friend of RobK, and has joined in every DAS bashing thread he can find! ROTFLMAO!!!
Gassy : Duz dat count as one lie er a whole bunch???? how many nickels I got now??
Theo: I think we'll count that as one Gassy! I can't afford any more than that! LOL. See, that sort of thing is not a lie outright, it is just manipulating the truth. I'm sure that Randy sees that all day long as a police officer, and I'm sure he knows it when he sees it, LOL. So first he pumps Dale up that he is a loyal and valuable customer (not, LOL), then he tells Dale that he has 3 ILF risers and is interested in limbs, LOL!!
Gassy: dats anuther one!!! Gimme da nickel!!! LMAO!! I like this game!!! he he he !!!
Theo: OK, here you go....., LOL. Yea, who does he think he is kidding Gassy, LMAO!! He has no interest in buying DAS limbs from Dale, LOL. That's just another lie to try and manuever Dale into telling him ANYTHING he could carry back to the pirates for more bashing fuel, LOL!! God, these goons are so obvious that I almost feel guilty picking on them!, LOL.
Gassy: Ok, what next????? LOL!!
Theo: Ok, well then he says: I follow the forums and know that the question has been posed to your company time and time again requesting which limbs you are currently using on your bows.
Gassy: I sees it!!! dats a lie!!! Gimme a nickel!!! LMAO!!!
Theo: Yes Gassy, the only people making a stink about any of it are the pirates and specifically, the DAS bashers and Lancaster pirate crew. To imply that the question is all over the forums was a deliberate misrepresentation of the truth.
Gassy: Lord!! was thar any bit a truth in dat letter??
Theo: well Gassy, I wish I were giving you a nickel for every truth instead!! LOL
Theo: Then the last part of his little ploy is to make 3R paranoid that this issue is tainting their whole business, LOL. the hope is to drive a wedge between 3r and DAS:
Your company’s position to refuse to identify which limbs you are shipping with a Dalaa, even through private e-mail, impresses me as a deceptive and potentially damaging business practice. Like 3 Rivers has something to hide. I know the question has been posed to you several times on the internet forums and via e-mail and for some reason you refuse to provide potential consumers with information that they may need in making a choice to purchase a large ticket item from your company. As I said earlier, this is deceptive to me and my concern is that your deception and disdain for consumer’s concerns carries over to other areas of your business.
Gassy: thar's anuther one! He aint no potential customer, LOL!! He's a definite troll!!
Theo: That's right Gassy, but here is a really interesting question! If Stykshooter is so convinced that a company HAS to devulge all their sources or "my concern is that your deception and disdain for consumer’s concerns carries over to other areas of your business.", Then why doesn't he insist that RobK tell everyone where his Titan risers come from??? LMAO!!
Gassy: Dat seems like deception and disdain rite thar!!! LOL!!! Dat's a real mistery rite thar, aint it Theo!! Dat was a good game Theo, I got rich!!! I can buy me a beer!!!LMAO!!!
Theo: Say, don't you owe ME a beer??? LOL! It is a huge mystery Gassy. He says those risers are made in the US, and Leegee said they come from "Florida", but why?? See, most folks don't know this but Rob owns a machine shop! Here's a link:
With all that machinary at his fingertips, why would Rob farm out the manufacture of his risers to someplace in Florida, if in fact they are from Florida?????
Gassy: Ya spose they really aren't from florida?? but maybe a bit FARther EAST?? LOL!!
Theo: Don't know Gassy, but I'm sure the fine investigative team on the Pirate site will get right on it and have an answer for us very shortly!!! LOL
Gassy: Hey!! thars anuther lie! Gimme a nickel!!LOL!!
Theo: OK, you got me! LOL!! You're right, the pirates are there to attack DAS and others, not Tradtech of course! LOL!! Now, let's head down to the pool hall so you buy me that beer you owe me with all those liars nickels! LMAO!!!
Gassy: Damn!!! LOL!!!
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