Friday, August 1, 2008

Lyin and Shillin again!

Theo: Well Gassy we had some time off this summer but damn if the pirates aren't back to the same old dishonesty as ever, LOL

Gassy: Yessir, shore is that way! I spose you is tawking bout dat thred on the Lederwall right??

Theo: Yea, sure enough, LOL. First ol Stykshooter, the paragon of high ethics, goes over there to shill the new stubby plungers that they copied from DAS.

Gassy: Yea, ain't it a hoot how they call theres the stubby and DAS calls his the shorty??? LMAO!! Them Lankuster boys is a crack-up!

Theo: Yep, well after the initial shilling where they pretend they knew nothing about the DAS plunger, a few folks called their attention to the whole lyin and stealin thing and boy that didn't set so well!! LMAO

Gassy: Yea, I'm shore Rob called in his bribe, er, I mean sponsorship to get dat stuff pulled, LOL! Hard to figger how an outfit like da lederwall would go along with all dat dirty business.

Theo: Money greases all sleds Gassy, LOL. But hey here's a real funny! Do you recall back several months ago when DAS went over to the ship and talked to those idiots?

Gassy: yep I shor do! They was all lying thar asses off about jus about ever thang DAS brought up, LOL

Theo: Yea well remember when NJstykbow took DAS to task over using adapter plates instead of the AMO holes?? LMAO!!

Gassy: yea, sortta, tell me agin whut happined!

Theo: Well here was DAS's answer to NJstykbow:

Quote from DAS: "On a short riser like this there isn't much real estate to mount accessories. The reason I went to adapter brackets is so that a number of accesories could be used together without interference. The funny thing is, I've been bashed for this here and then a few weeks later there was a thread by a guy having that exact problem on another short riser! You know what advice he got? Use an aluminum plate to move stuff around, LOL. You can mount a quiver, a sight, and use a plunger on my riser with no problem.

Theo: and here was NJstykbows reply to DAS

"You can mount a quiver, a sight, and use a plunger on my riser with no problem. Try that with just AMO sight holes." (quoting DAS)

Quote by NJ: "Gets done every day with standard AMO holes."

Theo: Now here is NJ's reply to Martin on the leatherwall about the use of plungers and quivers:

" Martin, Even the shortest of the many plungers available will not provide adequate clearance with the use of most quivers we here in the States utilize. The Shibuya's are a very nice plunger, but even they would need to be shortened to use in the context we're talking about here."

Gassy: ROTFLMAO!! So whut happined to "get's done everyday"?????? LMAO!!!

Theo: Well Gassy, NJstykbow is a liar, LOL! Big surprise right?? Of course Robs henchmen will lie about anything and everything that will get them ahead. See NJ just could not admit in public that DAS's bracket system was better than the copy bow's AMO holes so he lied his ass off. Simple as that. Now he's over on the leatherwall lying any way he has to for the promotion of Lancasters copied plunger. Lies lies lies, that's how these fine businessmen do business, LOL

Gassy: lies, lies lies!! LMAO!! Well I gess them lancuster boys thanks the folks on the lederwall is jus too stupid to figger it all out

Theo: Well Gassy, they may be right. I don't see anybody over there speaking up except for the few that always do, so maybe they ARE that stupid.

Gassy: well it's a wunder ta watch ain't it?? All dat lyinn and all dat suckerin with them folks eatin it up!

Theo: Aren't you glad we aren't trad archers Gassy?

Gassy: shore enough I am! LOL!!