Gassy: Theo, has you seen them Lankuster pirate boys after DAS on the lederwall?? LOL, You spose Ol RobK is happy within all that?? LMAO!! Dat post by Ol Papa Bull and Soza las week had ta leeve a mark, and dem boys can't just leeve it lay. Hek we even pulled down T&G, and them fools gotta keep swingin! Now it's come back aroun again on dat Tweewy Gween thred! Ha ha ha ha !
Theo: Well,... I think RobK should have picked a more intelligent hit squad, LOL. These pirate boys are nothing but idiots Gassy. Feral Donkey is the Idiot General, LOL. He has all the qualifications to lead the pirates though! He's an alcoholic, porn addicted dimwit who spends most of his "lucid" moments masturbating while he waits for Hank to show up with another bag of weed and read the leaves for him. Then they can smoke their brains into a stupor and soil themselves. HA HA HA HA !! He pretends to be an expert archer and machinist but he really works in his uncles shop, probably as a family favor, and two years ago he didn't know why a bow string has one big loop! LMAO!! Aside from that, you know Cutty and a few others would have no problem using Rob as a pawn in this crusade. Fact is, Rob was invited to the pirate ship by Cutty for exactly that reason. All of the people Cutty has recruited have been for that purpose. I guess Rob figured he was cunning enough to handle them, LOL! Oooops! HA HA HA HE HE HE !!
Gassy: Ye, and ya no Ol Hank and FD hate christians on top a dat. ha ha ha ha ha ! They prolly sit aroun laffin thar asses off between bong hits about gitten Fearls jack handle in da caterlog, HA HA HA HA HA !!
Theo: Yes they do Gassy. Hiring a group of lying hermafrodites to do some dirty work might seem like a good plan on the surface, but what happens when that worm turns on you? LMAO! Now Rob has armed a bunch of drunken half-wits and they are running around shooting wildly. It won't be long before a stray bullet takes Rob's horse right out from under him. HERE'S FERAL CALLING THE SHOTS!!
Gassy: Well I wuz shore suprized ta see PB an DAS roll out da cannons on da lederwall. Ya know them boyz has really not said much a anythang, considerin all da stink going 'roun. I ain't seen DAS post nowhere on nothin, has you??
Theo: No DAS has vanished. Can't blame him though. It seems the pirates keep writing checks that Rob has to cash, LOL! Sounds like DAS at least tried to warn him. It almost seems like DAS was a better friend to Rob than the pirates. Imagine that! LOL!! Seriously though, think about it. From what I've been able to gather, Rob could have avoided a lot of pitfalls if he had listened to what DAS told him. It would have saved him some money too, LOL.
Gassy: Ye, dat's messed up right thar! ha ha ha ha ! DAS is mostly fare to everbody tho, even folks dat ain't so fare ta him. I got a queschun tho! Ya no I ain't smart and slick an sech, but if'n Rob is handin out money ta folks so easy an all, why don't he just buy out DAS??
Theo: That's a good question Gassy! I've heard rumors that some folks were offered $10,000, EH....... "sponsorships", LOL!! Seems like it wouldn't take many of those checks to just buy the whole shootin match??? I don't suppose it would be as much fun though.
Gassy: WHOA!! No wunder he has folks carrin da water fer'im!! How much ya thank Ol fearl got fer being Rob's homebase?? I'll bet he given Fearl evun more ya thank??
Theo: Yea, or maybe he offered Feral a case of cheap rum, HA HA HA HA !!! Feral just might be the only one to sign on for a good long puking drunk! HA HA HA HE HE HE AH AH !!!
Gassy: A PUKIN DRUNK!!! HA HA HA HA HE HE SNORK FFFFTTTTT HE HE !!................... WHEW!! .... Say, whuts dat paperwurk on yore desk thar??
Theo: Well, this memo came across my desk a good while back, but I haven't had time to verify it. Seems that Cutty gets in trouble everywhere he goes, LOL. There's a rumor floating around that he was convicted of poaching a cow elk with a rifle!
Gassy: WHOAAAA Thar!!! WTF???? Is dat why he don't hunt?? HA HA HA HA !!!
Theo: Could be! Seein how he believes in full disclosure and all, maybe he will put a post on the ship and tell folks about it. We'd hate to be wrong about such things so maybe he can save us the trouble of sending for the records, LOL. I wonder whose SSN they're filed under???
Gassy: HA HE HE HE HA HA!! So ya meen Lankustar is sponserin a lyin, cussin, slanderin, thievin, drunkin, pernogafy addikted, mastrabaitin,weed smokin, and POOCHIN archuury board?? HA HA HA HA !! MAN!! Dat boy got a bunch fer his invesmint!!......Ye, Ol Cutty cooud shore tell some tales I'll bet!! I'd luv to share a campfire wit dat boy! I'll bet he has a tale er too from his days at Pitzer College! Thems wuz wild times eh??? ha ha ha ha !
Theo: HE HE HA HA HA HA ! yes, those were the days! Foot loose and pecker free!!
Gassy: Pekkar Free!!! HA HA HA HA HA !!! SNORK! SNUFF!! CHOKE!! HA HA HA !!
