Monday, September 15, 2008

Tewwy Gween

Gassy: So who is dat Tewwy Gween feller?? I seen dat Fearl is makin all kinds a storys bout who dat is, LOL



Theo: Who knows Gassy, but the idea that it is one of us or someone from Tradtalk is assinine, LMAO!! Here's how I see it. Feral hosts a site that encourages people like that. He and his crew recruit the scum from the bottom of every website barrel for members. When the crap flys, they all high five each other and laugh it up. What difference does it make if it is Cutty, or Hank, or Zen, or Howattman, or some other pinhead?? Heck Old Bill is so senile he could have done it and forgotten already! They are all rowing the same boat REGARDLESS.




Gassy: Yessir! Insted a jawin ovur who done it, why not just say "we ain't doin that no more, and those that do can pack thar shit and GIT". LOL



Theo: What?? Run off all those wonderful gentlemen that Bill Grenoble keeps crowing about?? Quality guys like Howattman??? ROTFLMAO!!! I guess Bill thinks his anus looks better if he surrounds himself with flaming anuses, LOL! Trying to separate the wheat from the chaf in that dump is a waste of time. If it wasn't Cutty this time, it will be next time. If it wasn't Howatman this time, it could be next time, so who cares. Tewwy is a pirate. There is no mistaking the smell, and it could just as easily be one as another.


Gassy: I sees Fearl wants Phil ta ban Tewwy, LOL He nose dat can't happen, LOL


Theo: Phil isn't banning Tewwy for the same reason he hasn't banned Hank, or feral, or Cutty, even though he knows who they are. He's under orders. You can bet that if he wasn't, all those idiots would be gone.

Gassy: Ye, them boys ain't got a clue. They is tawking about us graspin at straws, being crazy an sech, and them boys still ain't even got a clue in hell who we are!! Let's see, they has accused some combinashun of Papa Bull, Martin, Esquire, DAS, Phil, Pinelander, and I can't ramember who else!

Theo: They haven't even gotten warm Gassy, even when the hints are right under their nose! Heck we've all but signed our names to this and they still keep blaming the same guys they have been slandering all along. I think Feral needs a new card reader, LOL. Hank is good at bullshiting old ladies out of their pension money, but he sure has dropped the ball for Feral! Kinda makes you wonder if numerology might be bullshit HA HA HA HA !! Tunnel vision is a terrible thing! He doesn't even know we are pirates, all of us!! LOL!! We don't visit the POA, we are card carrying members! HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Gassy: Makin ever buddy a moderatur shore was a big help too! ha ha ha !! Maybe them boyz all wint blind from mastrabatun???? LMAO!!
Theo: Actually Gassy, I'd guess a good many of them couldn't keep up a pace that would make them go blind!! HA HA HA HA!! I'll bet some are just pretending be blind so the rest of the gang thinks they can still do it!! HA HA HA HA !
Gassy: Ye, an I guess we wuzant as crazy as Fearl hoped cuz Penny Banks had the same information we got about them Lankustar "sponsorships", HA HA HA HA !!

Theo: I'm sure Feral and a few others wished we WERE crazy, but what scares them is just how much we know and just how accurate we are. Did you notice that not one word was said about Cutty's poaching? I guess they accept every form of bad behavior so why not poaching? Heck, it looks like one of the founding fathers is a poacher so I guess that kind of sets the standard, LOL!!

Gassy: Yessir! LOL, an I heer he did it with a rifle at dat! LMAO!! Maybe Lee can make up some LAS/POA poacher pride T-shirts. HA HA HA HA !!! Them boyz ain't said a thang about nuthin essept badmouth'n us, LMAO!!! I do feel powerful bad about Fearl not gettin the big sponsurchip tho! He shore has urned it!! LOL

Theo: Yes, he has earned it Gassy. He's really hauled the water and given sanctuary to all of Robs buddies like grenoble, stykshooter, njstykbow, cummings, lee, and all the rest. Well,....... I guess Rob figured Feral was dumb enough to do it all for free, LOL. I mean look at who Feral's advisors are!! He's got a greasy little malignant dwarf with second sight, a psychotic lunatic felon off his meds, and a halucinating crack baby with plastic spurs. I'd say Rob made a good call! LMAO!! On the other hand, .....didn't Feral buy a new house around that time ????????? hmmmmmm!?!



Gassy: Yep, dats a hek of a brane truss rite thar HA HA HA HA !!!



Theo: Brane Truss is right, LOL!! You've got to look, pretty hard to find one that isn't drunk, high, brain damaged, psychotic, or senile, but they are right about one thing Gassy! We do have better things to do than putting a boot up some dumb pirates ass! LOL !!!




Gassy: Ain't dat the truth!! Ever time we thank about retirin tho, them boyz gotta pull stir up anudder batch a crap !! Go Figger, ha ha ha ha