Monday, June 23, 2008

Just another day on the ship

Theo: Well Gassy it's good to be back home, but we sure had a good time at Comptons didn't we??

Gassy: Yessir we shore did!! LOL It was right nice meetin that Leegee feller and even Fearl hisself!

Theo: Yea, it was kind of fun flying under the radar, right under their nose, LMAO!!

Gassy: I'm confused about da pirates sayin dat da Tradtech booth was smokin busy tho, LOL!! Ever time we walked by it were a ghost town, LOL!

Theo: Well, except for the pirates that's about right, LOL. If Lee was that busy he must have had a stack of porn behind the counter that we didn't know about! ha ha ha ha ha !

Gassy: Ha ha ha ha ha !!

Theo: Well, let's see what else we can find here Gassy, things are pretty slow!

Gassy: I seen dat Hank went to a benefit secund hand sale and lowballed the sellers on a meat grinder! LOL!! Man is dat boy cheap! LMAO!!

Theo: Yea, he's a real patron of the arts ain't he????LOL!!! He goes to a benefit sale and spends a whole $3, LOL!!

Gassy: I wunder ifn he asked fer a free "I support the Arts" hat?? LOL!!

Theo: LOL!! Yea, they probably had to validate his parking too, LOL!! Next year they'll have to set up far enough away that Hank won't pay the gas to get there!

Theo: I see poor Ol Wildman lost his shirt on a Fireflop riser! Geez, he nearly had to beg the pirates to buy it back!!

Gassy: Hard ta figger with all the pirates sayin what a smokin riser dat is! Heck you'da thank Ol Cutty wood snatch it up! He buys a couple bows a month but even he didn't want it! LOL!! I spose Hank wooda took it if'n it got down aroun 3 er 4 dollers, LOL!

Theo: Yea, Geez, $430 riser and $600 limbs, basically brand new and MAYBE he got $675 for it with shipping included! I can't remember when Bill has taken a shellacing like that!

Gassy: Yep, it's tough ta see, but I spose Wildman will stick ta stuff that holds it's value better fer now on!

Theo, Yea, like maybe a PSE Coyote, LOL!!

Theo: Well so it goes on the good ship Gassy! Time ta cut the sails and settle in!

Gassy: Yessir! Gonna be a perty sunset ta nite! LOL!!

Friday, June 20, 2008

Round and Round

Gassy: Well, seems dat da pirates is in ta thar fall back thang of talkin in circles Theo, LOL

Theo: Yep, pretty standard pirate defense, LOL Call us liars and then start talking in circles, LMAO!! Ya notice the badmouthing is just a general slap at us Gassy?? The reason they aren't actually taking us to task on anything specific is because they know it's all true.

Gassy: Yep, bein on the lyin end of da argument is a tough spot alrite. What's ritchus funny is when them boys call us liars when the proof a what we jus said is on thar site! ROTFLMAO!!

Theo: No kidding Gassy! LMAO! That's why we can just let a post here soak for a while now. They finish the job themselves, LOL!!

Gassy: I shore do get a laugh at sum a da stuff they conjer up, he he he !! Like OL Fearl telling folks we is jus tryin ta scare folks offin dat site. LMAO!!

Theo: Yea Gassy, it's actually nice having all the criminals from all over the web on one prison barge. The folks that sign in voluntary give us a real good handle on what they're made of too, LMAO!! Feral is just making another weak attempt to steer folks off track. No matter though. They can play all the childish games they want, like the phony forums. The botttom line is, they have to watch their tail now, and they know it.

Gassy, Yep, reminds a sum a them boys back at Pitzer we used ta run with, LOL!! I wunder what ever became a sum a them boys??

Theo: Hard to say Gassy, I often wonder myself LOL! Say did you ever check out the Long Rang Rifle forum I told you about??

Gassy: Yep, I shore did! Nice place ain't it! Its nice ta git offn them archery sites fer a while too, LOL

Theo: It sure is Gassy!! LOL!! Say did you see where Cutty was wishing RobK a happy birthday?? LOL! That was real nice a Cutty.

Gassy: Well ya know Cutty was the feller who brought Rob on board, LOL Them is gooood friends I spose. He says its his boys birthday too! Ya know dat Cutty never says nothin about his oldest, you notice dat??

Theo: It does seem a bit odd, but who knows?? There are so many mysteries, LOL.

Gassy: Thar shore are!! LMAO!!

Saturday, June 14, 2008

A Culture of Lying

Gassy: Ya no Theo, it seems like the pirates has lost sense a which direcshun is up! LOL. Now dat they is out flamin us they is jus pruven how messed up they is! LOL!!



Theo: To be a pirate Gassy, you must be able to suspend any sense of reason, logic, and truth. To most people, the concept of truth is an anchoring principle against which suppositions are measured. To a pirate, the concept of truth is a free form element that can be molded and shaped to fit any side of any argument.



Gassy: ya, dat makes sense !! what??? LOL!!



Theo: Take Cutty for instance, or Hank for that matter. In the DC they are trying to make the case that what we are doing is somehow unfair. Hank wants us to leave them alone! LMAO!!! Neither of these guys would ever even consider leaving people alone. In fact it is precisely because the pirates continue their campaigns that T&G were formed.



Gassy: Yep, Dats da only reason we is here! Cause them boys an uthers won't leave folks alone! Hank wants us ta leave so he an his buddys kin go back to slanderin, stawkin, lyin an badmouthin! LOL!!



Theo: Yep in fact, it was a comment by Cutty that finally broke the camels back and made this blog neccessary. There is one huge difference between us and them Gassy that really has them flumaxed. While they trade in lies and slight of hand, we have told the truth. In fact, everything we have said is documented. If we couldn't document it, it either had to be presented as conjecture or not presented at all. That's why all they can do is call us names and use every manor of deflection.



Gassy: Yep, like sayin we posted Ol stykshooter's letter, rite??



Theo: Yea that's one example Gassy. We never posted it because we never had it. We also didn't quote anything from it because we never had it. All we did was report that it was sent, and what it's purpose was.



Gassy: Yea, they twisted that thar all up in a knot! But why??



Theo: Gassy, they are so used to telling lies among themselves, and having the most ridiculous tall tales accepted, that they have lost sight of how preposterous they look to a sane outsider! LMAO!! First they created an offense that we never commited, and then they railed against it! That's because they needed to deflect attention from the real issue, which is the fact that RobK is using the pirates to continue his private war against DAS.



Gassy: It's a bit tough fer them pirates ta operate like this here I spose cause they cant delete stuff, er change a fellers posts, er ban us!



Theo: That's right! If folks look closely at what we say and then closely at the pirates spin, they will see it every time! If the pirates had any sense of reality, they would understand how it looks.



Gassy: Ye, well I has noticed that almost nobody but da hardcores is postin on them flamin threds. Ya spose folks is rethankin thangs??



Theo: Could be Gassy. People are not so quick now to pile in and support that crap. Perhaps they are beginning to realize what is going on. They are reluctant to stamp their name on it. The point is, the core pirates have done many rotten things, and sold many lies. We've got a lot of better things to do than hassle a handful of idiots on some website for no reason. Any fool would realize that, LOL!

Gassy: I spose folks will see a good bit more deflecshun and diverjen as time goes on eh??

Theo: Yes they will, LOL. I especially liked RobKs little pep talk and of course the usual suspects coming along behind with kudos and accolades, LOL! Sorry, no sale though, ha ha ha. No, if Randy, or Rob either one were truly standup guys they would admit what they've done, and if Paarcher or Kcummings were stand up guys they would ask for it. It's just that simple. They keep piling the lipstick and jewelry on this pig rather than just admitting what it is.

Gassy: LOL!! Yep, Did you see where Rob says da pirates have "principals", LOL!!

Theo: Yea, I wonder if he meant "principles", LOL!! Understandable I guess. He apparently doesn't know what it means, so it's no surprise he got confused about the spelling. LOL!

Gassy: Ye, but it's time ta move on aint it Theo? We gots a lots a ground ta cover. I was a bit taken back by KCummings sayin he knew the whole truth tho!


Theo: Yes we do need to move ahead Gassy, LOL!! I was pretty shocked by Kevins statement too! I always thought better of him honestly, but if he knew everything from the beginning..........., that casts a whole new light on his role.

Gassy: hard to figger, that one! Ifn he says he knew, then I spose he did!! Not sumpthin I'd be braggin about tho, LOL!!

Theo: No, me either Gassy, LOL!!

Friday, June 13, 2008

Second thoughts

Gassy: Theo, eh......., I been thankin bout sumthin dat bothers me!


Theo: What's wrong Gassy??


Gassy: Well, I hates ta say it Theo, but I'm not sure I wanna be a pirate after all!


Theo: You know Gassy, I've having second thoughts too. We looked up to these guys so much, and wanted to be like them so much! Now I'm just starting to think they are a bunch of baffoons!


Gassy: Theys a bunch a friggin idiots Theo, theys jus no nicer way ta say it! Dat thang ovur stykshooter an all them fellers takin up fer dat, well it's jus idiots proppin up idiots.


Theo: It's so obvious too Gassy! We've got hundreds of faithful readers and I'm ashamed for them to see the pirates making such fools of themselves. You know, I'll bet if a woman got raped and called it in to Stykshooters station, he would arrest her!!


Gassy: Yessir! cause dat rape was a confidential thang ya see! dat Ol boy never intended fer her ta call it in!!


Theo: That's right Gassy, and then Hank and Marc, and NJstykbow would be there to tell the poor fella that got ratted out they were behind him, and that woman had no right to call that rape in. Now that is just wrong what that woman did Gassy!!


Gassy: Yep, it's a pathetic thang, dat pirate site Theo. They is so wrapped up in all them dirty deals an lies dat they cant evun tell how silly they all look!! Ta each other they all look like this:






Theo: Yea, but to the outside world they look like this:






Theo: I think it's all those FEARS and INSECURTIES setting in on them Gassy! Have you noticed how bitter and vile Hank has been. He must not be getting any from Madam SeaQueen since all that went public. Then there is NJstykbow, Geeezz! You know I think that fella is actually pretty intelligent, but when he comes out and tries to cover for something he knows is corrupt, he comes across as looking absurd. He's not a natural born liar like some, but obviously forced to it.



Gassy: Yea, all them pirates has been a mite strained since thar dirty secrets are posted here fer da whole wurld ta read. Hank has go ta bed ever night knowin that folks kin see all about his conjerin an sech



Theo: Yea, ya know some guy posted a link to Hanks site on the POA a long time ago and Hank went ballistic! That post was pulled and the guy was banned instantly. Typical Pirate tolerance you know.



Gassy: Yea, I no! well dats Ok cause we can still have fun here with these boys, rite Theo?? We has ta do sumpthin with all dat research we has done! LOL!!



Theo: That's right Gassy! Actually we are just getting started here We have stuff folks will really want to stick around and see! We've hinted at several things, and yep they're still coming. We also have a pirate history and timeline coming that will explain many questions! Things like who the founders were and why, when and why certian key players arrived, when and why Lancaster joined the pirates, all kinds of good stuff!



Gassy: Dats rite Theo, we have sum really good stuff ta share! I'm a bit worried about causin more FEARS and INSECURITIES in dem pirates tho Theo! LOL!



Theo: I'm afraid that's unaviodable Gassy. They can console each other and make believe they are fine, but the rest of the world is laughing at them, LOL



Gassy: Yessir!

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Pants on Fire!


Theo: Can you believe it Gassy??? Stykshooter is back for another beating! LOL !!Sheeessh!! He's telling so many lies to cover the ones he already told that he's digging a hole he will never get out of! LOL!!


Gassy: Ye, good grief!! Well I spose we'll jus hafta go through all dat agin fer them pirates. Sum folks jus dont no when ta tap out! LOL!! Maybe sum history would help folks Theo!


Theo: Good idea Gassy! You know this letter writing began back around the first of the year when the pirates were once again after DAS about those silly limbs.


Gassy: Yessir! Anythang to try and deflame Ol DAS, jus like always!


Theo: Yes, but this time it wasn't just the old favorites like Cutty and Hank, but the Lancaster boys too!! In fact, take a look at the thread in the Dead Chicken called "DAS limbs with a twist II" started by our good buddy Randy Stykshooter, LMAO!! here's his openning post:


by Stykshooter on Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:29 pm
There has been a lot of speculation lately as to the current manufacturer of DAS limbs. I understand that the limbs are being manufactured by CyBow, which is a relatively new company that was started up about a year ago by a Korean gentleman by the name of Mr. Guang. See
http://www.archerylife.com. Mr. Guang and Eugene Lee are former employees of W & W who are now in business for themselves manufacturing limbs that are copies of some of the older Win & Win designs. Cybow is not a commonly recognized name in ILF limb manufacturing as none of the target archery dealers/distributors in the USA are offering them to customers. I have not seen a set of the limbs other than on-line so cannot comment on the quality or pricing.


Gassy: Dats a bunch a infermation rite thar!! Wunder where he got all dat??


Theo: Let's see Gassy, how would a guy like Randy get information about a company with zero US presence??? LMAO!!! And better yet, Why would that source be involved in a DAS bashing thread??


Gassy: OK, I'm stumped!


Theo: Well Gassy, it turns out that just hours before Stykshooter posted that information, RobK was calling around to Dave Sozas suppliers fishing for anything he could find out! Apparently the name Cybow came up.


Gassy: Why wood he be doin dat?? He aint got no biznuss in Sozas biznuss duz he??


Theo : No Gassy, he doesn't, but that hasn't stopped any of this has it?? LOL!! No business has any business snooping around for confidential information and then using a website full of hoodlums to leverage anything they can find. It just seems to keep on and on though, LOL!


Gassy: So Ol stykshooter was wurkin with RobK on this here projek??


Theo: Well, I'll let you add it all up yourself Gassy, you're no fool, LOL!! That was around the time the letter was written to 3 Rivers too, so now folks have a little
background to understand it all better. You know, Cutty has said a few things that could only come from one source too, LMAO!!!


Gassy: Funny how thangs add up when ya have all da pieces, LOL!! Ifn ya want a good laff, also take a gander da other "DAS limbs with a twist" thread just below the first one! Dat's what happens to a feller who tries to tell the pirates ta knock it off, LOL!! Better hurry tho afor Ol Fearl figgers it's too embare assin and pulls it out, LOL!! Dat ol Boy was banned too!!, LOL!! Oh well!!


Theo: Good tip Gassy! So now to deal with latest installment, LOL, Man this is a alot to shovel out, LOL! First off Randy says he was accused of being in charge of engineering a letter writing campaign.


Gassy: Can I have a nickel fer ever lie I spot!!! ????? LOL!!! Dats numer 1 rite thar! he he he !! We jus said he was part of a letter ritin campaign, dats all!! LOL


Theo: OK Gassy, but man this is going to wipe out my beer money! LOL Yea, see that's how it works Gassy. A little stretch here, a liitle stretch there, pretty soon the whole story is out of shape. OK, Where were we??, Then he writes this: Here is the letter I wrote to Dale supposedly to “damage his business”.


Gassy: thar's anuther nickel!!! I got a dime now!!


Theo: That's right Gassy, that quote was fabricated. We said he was trying to damage Das's business, not Dales. Then he goes into the letter he sent Dale! First he starts off telling Dale what a good loyal customer he is, LOL, but somehow misses the fact that he rides with the Lancaster posey, is a longtime personal friend of RobK, and has joined in every DAS bashing thread he can find! ROTFLMAO!!!


Gassy : Duz dat count as one lie er a whole bunch???? how many nickels I got now??


Theo: I think we'll count that as one Gassy! I can't afford any more than that! LOL. See, that sort of thing is not a lie outright, it is just manipulating the truth. I'm sure that Randy sees that all day long as a police officer, and I'm sure he knows it when he sees it, LOL. So first he pumps Dale up that he is a loyal and valuable customer (not, LOL), then he tells Dale that he has 3 ILF risers and is interested in limbs, LOL!!


Gassy: dats anuther one!!! Gimme da nickel!!! LMAO!! I like this game!!! he he he !!!


Theo: OK, here you go....., LOL. Yea, who does he think he is kidding Gassy, LMAO!! He has no interest in buying DAS limbs from Dale, LOL. That's just another lie to try and manuever Dale into telling him ANYTHING he could carry back to the pirates for more bashing fuel, LOL!! God, these goons are so obvious that I almost feel guilty picking on them!, LOL.


Gassy: Ok, what next????? LOL!!


Theo: Ok, well then he says: I follow the forums and know that the question has been posed to your company time and time again requesting which limbs you are currently using on your bows.


Gassy: I sees it!!! dats a lie!!! Gimme a nickel!!! LMAO!!!


Theo: Yes Gassy, the only people making a stink about any of it are the pirates and specifically, the DAS bashers and Lancaster pirate crew. To imply that the question is all over the forums was a deliberate misrepresentation of the truth.


Gassy: Lord!! was thar any bit a truth in dat letter??


Theo: well Gassy, I wish I were giving you a nickel for every truth instead!! LOL


Theo: Then the last part of his little ploy is to make 3R paranoid that this issue is tainting their whole business, LOL. the hope is to drive a wedge between 3r and DAS:


Your company’s position to refuse to identify which limbs you are shipping with a Dalaa, even through private e-mail, impresses me as a deceptive and potentially damaging business practice. Like 3 Rivers has something to hide. I know the question has been posed to you several times on the internet forums and via e-mail and for some reason you refuse to provide potential consumers with information that they may need in making a choice to purchase a large ticket item from your company. As I said earlier, this is deceptive to me and my concern is that your deception and disdain for consumer’s concerns carries over to other areas of your business.


Gassy: thar's anuther one! He aint no potential customer, LOL!! He's a definite troll!!


Theo: That's right Gassy, but here is a really interesting question! If Stykshooter is so convinced that a company HAS to devulge all their sources or "my concern is that your deception and disdain for consumer’s concerns carries over to other areas of your business.", Then why doesn't he insist that RobK tell everyone where his Titan risers come from??? LMAO!!


Gassy: Dat seems like deception and disdain rite thar!!! LOL!!! Dat's a real mistery rite thar, aint it Theo!! Dat was a good game Theo, I got rich!!! I can buy me a beer!!!LMAO!!!


Theo: Say, don't you owe ME a beer??? LOL! It is a huge mystery Gassy. He says those risers are made in the US, and Leegee said they come from "Florida", but why?? See, most folks don't know this but Rob owns a machine shop! Here's a link:



With all that machinary at his fingertips, why would Rob farm out the manufacture of his risers to someplace in Florida, if in fact they are from Florida?????


Gassy: Ya spose they really aren't from florida?? but maybe a bit FARther EAST?? LOL!!


Theo: Don't know Gassy, but I'm sure the fine investigative team on the Pirate site will get right on it and have an answer for us very shortly!!! LOL


Gassy: Hey!! thars anuther lie! Gimme a nickel!!LOL!!


Theo: OK, you got me! LOL!! You're right, the pirates are there to attack DAS and others, not Tradtech of course! LOL!! Now, let's head down to the pool hall so you buy me that beer you owe me with all those liars nickels! LMAO!!!


Gassy: Damn!!! LOL!!!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Making progress!

Theo: Well Gassy, I feel great! It seems like we have made good progress in slowing down the Dead Chicken, LOL!

Gassy: Yessir! Them boys has been keepin thar head down low, aint they??

Theo: Yep, they sure have! LMAO!! Most of the worst stuff has been deleted from Chicken, LOL!! Ya gotta love that because all the time they are talking about other people being hypocrites, they are running around covering up what they have done! LOL!

Gassy: Yep!!,, Looks like RobK has exited stage left too!!

Theo: Yea, Gassy, he's keeping clear, and you know what? The pirates went back to the old Dead Chicken and removed every one of RobKs posts!! LMAO!! It's hilarious because you can still see posts were people are talking to him, but all his stuff is gone! ha ha ha ha

Gassy: Dat happins when ya send a fool to do a mans wurk, LOL!! Why on earth would RobK want all his posts gone???

Theo: Same reason that the pirates have deleted all those posts on both the new and the old DC Gassy! But no, these guys aren't hypocrits!! LOL!! I see Sixby is now a moderator and he's calling folks hypocrits too.

Gassy: Sad about dat feller ya no. Like all da rest he's thar fer a reasun, LOL. Nobody else slathers him with butter like da pirates. Even Ol Hank who can't stand christians is slatherin on the butter to make better use a Ol Sixby.

Theo: Yea, none of those guys think much of christians, but they'll lie to Sixby to keep him there. He serves a valuable purpose! LOL. It works fine for Sixby too because its the only site that lets him hock his wares for free. For all the buttering though, I wonder how many he has sold?? That's the true measure, LOL If Cutty is so overwhelmed, I'll bet he has 2 or 3 by now! LOL, Unless of course it is just gratuitous BS he is handing out. Oh well..... LOL

Gassy: Speakin a hypocrits an sech, I see theys have a new forum now just fer a few boys called da dead chikin society. I thought the pirates was all about open talk?? LOL!!

Theo: Yes, well, you see Gassy, with T&G here they can't operate in the open anymore, LOL. They also can't let their members find out what they have been doing and why. They have to operate like cockroaches now which is perfect! A few of the old guard roaches like PaArcher,and Grenoble, are still churning out manure for the newcomers to consume, but a lot of guys that know better and still have some shred of integrity to preserve are staying way back now.

Gassy: Yep, guys like KCummings an Gino is way back now fer shore.

Theo: You can see the changes Gassy. CSTs comments, and the comments of others are a clear sign that except for hardcores and seniles, people there know what the problems are. Feral hasn't deleted so many threads for no reason. Robks posts didn't dissapear for no reason. It's really comical actually!! All these roaches running around screaming ROACHES!! ROACHES!!

Gassy: Yessir, them boys is perviding a million laughs fer the folks reading along! We jus keep hearin from folks dat luv the good laughs!!

Theo: Yea, the pirates have become laughing stocks Gassy, sure enough!! Guys like Sixby just add to the comedy. I do feel a bit sorry for them though. They've been lied to, and they don't realize just how pathetic they look, LOL!! Poor Ol Levyrat, is havin a hard time with it. Sooner or later people will demand to know why the pirates are shunned and why so many of them have been banned from so many sites, but for now they will just have to wallow.

Gassy: Yessir it's gonna get a mite muddy in dat wallow too, LOL!! Sooner er later them boys will realize that the stories they is hearing about why the pirates is hated jus don't make sense. Folks jus don't get that upset about nuthin, and only a fool wood keep on believin it, LOL!! Maybe Ifn Fearl put back all a them threads he pulled down like the 20 pages of Esquire bashing on one, then folks wood understand!?? LOL!!

Theo: Ya think??? LOL!! Guys like Esquire and Pinelander are just soooooo hateful for reminding folks of the truth, LOL!! and of course Grenoble comes back out to say how much he HATES all that hatefulness!! HE HATES IT!!, HE HATES IT!!! ha ha ha ha ha !!!!

Gassy: Ye, it's a big cumfert ta no dat thar aint no hypocrits amung da pirates, LMAO!!

Theo: That's right Gassy!! They can stand proud (although they had to delete a bunch of threads that LOOKED bad). They have great sponsors like RobK (although his buddy stykshooter got caught red handed doing something underhanded, and Robs posts have been sanitized from the site). They allow everyone their say( although the two guys that questioned RobKs posts on limb connections were banned instantly). They are the only open site (although most of the members, even many moderators, are blocked from the new DC society fourm)

Need we go on???? LMAO, but of course, WE are the hypocrits, LOL!! Esquire and Pinelander are the hypocrits,LOL!! Could you imagine what Jay Leno would do with this pirate material??

Gassy: We outta send it out ta Ol Jay!!! LOL!! Well, at least our group can enjoy the comedy show!!

Theo: That's right Gassy! We should open a Pirate Comedy tour, LOL!! Seriously though, all that matters is that the pirates are shut down. Cutty has gone underground where nobody can hear him scream. We've cut the lies way back because they can't pull that with us here keeping them mostly honest. RobK is under a rock with jus his eyes peeking out. Many of the second string players have been exposed. It's all Good!!

Gassy: yep, but ya no, Friday da 13th is coming!!! Ya spose Hank will hold a special service tumarra and tell folks thar fate fer friday??

Theo: I hope so Gassy!! Especially for Cutty!!, LOL His luck isn't running so good! LMAO! Hopefully they have a spare black robe for Sixby since he is now a member of inner sphynctum!!!

Gassy: HA HA HA HA HA !!!!

Monday, June 9, 2008

Why????

Gassy: So Theo, we has tawked a little about sum a the stuff them pirates has been involved with, But WHY?? I mean the worse thang they kin accuse folks of is banning them so why the never ending attaks??

Theo: It does make you wonder doesn't it??? What would make a person devote their life to doing the things that, say, Spinetta does??? I mean you would think that someone must have seriously wronged him or something wouldn't you??

Gassy: I cant figger it at all Theo! Ya spose its jus jellus fits??

Theo: Well Gassy, if you look at guys like Feral, Cutty, and Hank, what do you see??? On the surface, you see guys that try their best to look respectable and important, but underneath I think these are guys with serious self image problems!

Gassy: ya mean dat little wee wee thang???

Theo: Exactly Gassy! Take Hank for instance. He TELLS people he is a carpenter. Why??

Gassy: Cause it sounds so good, right?? LOl!!

Theo: Well I think he feels that anyway. I mean why doesn't he just tell people that he runs a numerology website, is deeply entrenched in that, and also works as a handyman for a strip club???

Gassy: Ok , yep, I see dat now!! LOL!!

Theo: Get my drift Gassy??? Same thing with Pete, ya know. Here's a guy whose Dad is a State Supreme Court Judge with a courthouse named after him. His Mom is a retired College Dean, and very well educated. His sister is an assistant DA in Tennesee I think, and what is Pete????? He talks about things like his ball playing days, but guess what that turned out to be:

http://www.eteamz.com/srvbaseball/news/index.cfm?cat=413701 Check out 1989, LOL!

So Pete's resume looks a little like this:

Little League standout ( nice work Pete! )
Guest ranch host ( his parents ranch, apparently was fired, sorry Pete )
Media researcher (one rung above coffee girl)
Internet archery hoodlum (not smart enough to avoid banning, eventually squelched by RobK)

Gassy: Yessir, I sees dat pattern alrite!!

Theo: See, the REAL issue with these guys has nothing to do with archery per se. The issue is in their own head! LOL!! It's more along the lines of The Source: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=V5xhcCOVpJY

LMAO!!!

Gassy: HOLY COW!!! Man dat is funny rite thar!! HA HA HA HA HA !!! Ya spose dat Source is Cutty??

Theo: By any other name, LMAO!!!! See, guys like Cutty are mad at the world just like CST said in our last post! They are failures or at least see themselves that way, and they are very very bitter people!!! Then they happen onto a successful website, pick any one, doesn't matter. They want badly to be top dog and on the internet they figure they can fudge the truth just enough, and fake it just enough to get there! That's why Cutty downloaded the whole Tradtalk website and visits everyday! he can use that information to to prop up his image on the boards!

Gassy: Yessir, dat shore duz fit them 3 anyways!! LOL!!!

Theo: That's Right!, BUT here is where the problem comes in! People think they are OK but nothing special. For most healthy folks that is fine because they don't have all their ego eggs in this one basket, but for guys like Cutty and Hank, and Feral, it is an insult they can't bear! They begin to pick at people out of bitterness or act out to get attention like a little kid, and then they get dressed down for it. Hank started picking at the Christians, Pete got a raspberry for what he called the "Golden Era Archers" (meaning the older more experienced and respected ones), and Feral and Topcamp cussed and dealt in obscenities. Once rebuked, they become enraged and start the attack sequence that eventually gets them banned. It's not the banning that is the issue though. Normal people would just shrug it off, but for these guys it is another reminder of failure in their life! They see it as the "elitist" website owners rubbing their nose in all the failures that combine to define their lives!

Gassy: Dat was what CST wuz tawkin about aint it???

Theo: Yes Gassy!! CST understands it! That is why they can spend literally years fuming and plotting and attacking!! It is sad really, but they are sick!

Gassy: Dat makes sense Theo, but what about attackin folks like OL Adcock, er Black Widow, er Papa Bull, er Denny Surgis, er Dave Soza??

Theo: Same story, different chapter Gassy. See, they look at guys like this who worked hard their whole lives, and actually EARNED the respect that THEY so desparately want, and they see that as one more cruel unfair blow to their ego. That's why they attack guys OL who have never done a single thing to them. Just the very existence of people like that is a another reminder of their inadequacy and failure, so they must destroy them. After all, guys like Pete anyway grew up with every possible advantage in life, and STILL amounted to nothing in a family of extreme achievers. Of course he can't very well attack his own family, but these filthy internet reminders are easy targets!

Gassy: Sob..... Sniff!!... Snuffle!. Dats a sad story dare Theo! I is all teered up ovur all dat!!

Theo: It is sad Gassy, really, because none of these guys need to do this. Many have talents, Feral can hold his liquor exceptionally well, and some are even intelligent like Pete, but they are like a good dog gone rabid Gassy. Now all you can do is take a club to them!

Gassy: BAAAAWWWLLLLLL!!!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! BAAAAWWWLLLL!!!

Theo: Im sorry Gassy, It'll be Ok little fella!

Gassy: SNIIIIFFFFF, SOB!!!! Dat makes me thank a dat Ol Yeller dog!!! SNIFFF!!!

Theo: Come on Gassy, Let's go get a beer and shoot a game of pool! We can keep clubbing rabid Pirates later!

Gassy: Alrite!! Snifff!!!

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Quote of the day!

Warning: The following post contains extreme language. Unfortunately, when quoting pirates, vulgarity is unavoidable.



Gassy: Say Theo, heres a quote from CST on the chikin dat you gotta see!

"Look, I'll reiterate what others have said, one more time for possible penetration. Nothing and nobody is off limits. Say whatever the you want. Expect that if you spout a bunch of bullshit you are gonna get called on it. Realize that we are here for ARCHERY. That is the purpose of this site. Feral made the DC so Longbowbilly could call Black Wolf a stupic cocksucker. Or so you Registered Lurker could tell Feral to go fuck himself. NOT so a bunch of dipshits that never fully developed and are unhappy with the direction their lives have taken could come here and stir the pot. That is as clear as I know how to make it."
cst


Theo: WHOOAAAAA!!! Get that boys email and get him on the T&G staff!! LOL!! Unfortunately though, he is wrong! LOL Feral DID IN FACT create the pirate site so that " a bunch of dipshits that never fully developed and are unhappy with the direction their lives have taken could come here and stir the pot.", LOL!! That is why his site is full of them! Initially, the site was just used to lob turds at Tradtalk and DAS but they have branched out nicely to include many others! LMAO


Gassy: Ye, I know Theo!! LOL!! But dat CST feller has a good point!! LOL!!

Theo: Yes he does Gassy, and he obviously sees the problem with crytal clarity. I think he knows who the dipshits are too!! LMAO!!! Despite the initial purpose for the POA and despite the best efforts of some like Spinetta, the POA could be more than that! LOL

Gassy: yea, but you an I both know Spinetta will never sit fer dat! LOL!!

Theo: No Gassy he won't, sadly. He would sooner see his "friend" Feral humiliated and even financially damaged than back off, but why not?? He has zero to loose himself, LOL. That's what makes him the ultimate pirate. Others like Mr RioZen, Grenoble, Oscar, etc just lack intellect, but Cutty knows exactly what he's doing.

Gassy: Sheewww! I always thought havin friends was GOOD thang!! Yea, the uthers might stand down fer Fearl, but not Cutty, LOL!! He's my man!! LOL

Theo: Well thanks for sharing that Gassy! It's good to see a few pirates catching on and speaking up, but guys like CST will find they have some serious obstacles with some people and Feral is just too spineless to do his job.

Gassy: Yea, well in udder news, dem pirates are trying all they can ta throw us off the scent ain't they Theo?? Like dat Mayhem forum, LOL

Theo: Yea, our boy was able to get in today and that is just a decoy Gassy, LOL! Anything to distract folks from real events. Nice to see that RobK is copied on the memos too so he knows exactly what is going on, LOL.

Gassy: Yessir, it's good ta be in da know!! LOL!! Seems like Ol Hornseeker cant understand why folks wood be mad at da whole site fer the actions a da leaders.

Theo: Well Gassy, the leaders define the site to a large degree. and unfortunately, guys like Ernie and Sixby are being used to hide behind and provide cover. Ernies not a bad guy, but you can't expect to wallow with pigs and not get muddy. Ernie does know where the problem lies too.

Gassy: Yessir!! an heck, ifn they thank its all fine then no worries!! Ifn it ain't fine, then speak up and stop it or go to a site that don't have no problams. POA is the only site dat has this problam.

Theo: Well said Gassy! LOL!

That's Just Wrong :)

Gassy: I sees them pirates have a thred called "Dude that's just wrong"! LOL! folks need ta see dat!


Theo: Yes they do Gassy! LMAO what was that Feral was saying about grasping at straws??LOL!!


Gassy: he he he he he !!!!! I cant stop laffin Theo!! ha ha ha ha ha !!! I just luv it when the pirates put on thar Pope hat and wave for da crowd!!!


Theo: I know Gassy!!! LOL!! It's a hoot!! Let's see, 4Nolz, Paarcher, Craig/fl, rwsbow, and WOW! even Cutty were deeply moved by a picture of a boy, LMAO!!! Folks should do a search under those names in the Chicken and see just how thoughtful and reverant that bunch is!! LOL!!


Gassy: Ye, even with all da threads Fearl has cleaned up ta keep down dat em-bare-ass-ment down, da tru nature a dem boys is well dockumented, LMAO!!


Theo: It's great to start the day laughing Gassy!! Of course all those boys see nothing wrong at all with the repungnant and personal posts Cutty put up about Papa Bull. Of course the idiot justifies it by claiming Papa is the blog, but Papa doesn't own the blog and he doesn't write it, but hey, what's a few lies among pirates?? LMAO!!


Gassy: Nossir!! ROTFLMAO!! All dem ritechus boys thinks dat is jus fine!! Dat Cutty wood choke on da truth ifn he ever stumbled on it!! LOL!!


Theo: You know Gassy, It has gotten so pathetic that we hardly have to point it out! they are so delusional that they actually believe people will swallow that, but of course they aren't LOL!!


Gassy: Yea, they really fooled dat James Wrenn feller didn't they??


Theo: Of course James was disgusted by what he sees, just as any right minded person would be. I suppose now he is on the short plank too! He must be an illegitimate poster if he sees through their lies!!! LMAO!! He'll have to go just like dasshooter and gettingstarted for refuting RobK on RL Clarks thead.


Gassy: HA HA HA HA !!! Wooden they crap ifn they knew who them 2 boys were dat they banned??? LMAO!! My eyes is teerin up sa bad I caant see! he he he he !!

an den, an den Castro says he ain't got da fax, LOL!! He thanks we's delujinal !! LMAO!!


Theo: Gassy my side is hurtin too!! LMAO!! No Jim you didn't get the fax, you've gotten the PMs though! LOL!!! You're on the same mailing list as RobK remember!! LMAO!! If you've lost them just drop us a line cause we have copies we can send you! LMAO!! Keep stirring the stink though!! You're an ace at it!! LOL!!


Gassy: HA HA HA !!! STOP!! STOP!! I IS CHOKIN!!! HA HA HA HA !!


Theo : Calm down little buddy or you're going to get that pump head that Cutty was talking about!! LOL!!


Theo; Gosh and then RobK's buddy stykshooter is indignant about his letter to 3 Rivers getting out to the public! LMAO!!! So lets see if I have this right Randy?? You write a letter to try and damage a guy that your buddy Rob is "competing with", and then your dirty scheme leaks to the public, and you are indignant about that???


Gassy: Oh MA GAWD!!! HA HA HA HA !!!


Theo: Yea, well by pirate logic that sure would make Dale and whoever the bloggers are rats now wouldn't it???? ROTFLMAO!!! Well Randy, DAS posted on TT that letters had been written by several pirates and all it took was a little research to turn up some names. Dale won't know what you are talking about, and my guess is he won't care either because he knows exactly what you, RobK and the pirates are doing! LOL!!!


Gassy: CHOKE!!! SPIT!!! GAG!!! HA HA HA HA !! MAN!! an Poor Levyrat!! LOL!! He's cunserned about his reputashun!! GAG!! GAG!! HA HA HA !!


Theo: Yes that is a burden Levyrat, but not one that we put on you! LOL! Every pirate bears it that watches and tries to deny it. The pirate ship is the condition, all we are is the floodlight, LOL!!
Folks, we'll have to cut this short because it appears Gassy is having a seisure from laughing so hard!! It must be that pump head thing that Cutty was talking about!! His head is all swollen up and red!! Oh and Rico, there are hundreds of people reading the blog everyday. Some, like the pirates involved, read it in horror. All the rest are laughing themselves silly watching a bunch of bullies getting what they have coming. Hope that answers your question! LOL Thanks for a wonderful morning!!...Theo

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Now Where??

Folks, It's tough being a pirate these days. Guys like stykshooter are upset that their dirty dealings are made public. The reason the pirates have been able to do what they have done up until now is that respectable people generally don't air all the laundry in public. The pirates of course could care less, and they have also been able to operate undetected to the public because of the descretion and restraint of the people they are after. People need to know though, just what is really going on. That's the only way it will stop.

Update on Pirate secret meetings: A few of the principal players are now using the old pirate board on EZ board to communicate without detection. All the older members will know about that board. So far we have seen Gino, Feral Donkey, and PaArcher. Say hi for us when you visit! They are talking in a restricted forum. Ya gotta wonder what is so secret! LOL!!