That's Just Wrong :)

Gassy: I sees them pirates have a thred called "Dude that's just wrong"! LOL! folks need ta see dat!

Theo: Yes they do Gassy! LMAO what was that Feral was saying about grasping at straws??LOL!!

Gassy: he he he he he !!!!! I cant stop laffin Theo!! ha ha ha ha ha !!! I just luv it when the pirates put on thar Pope hat and wave for da crowd!!!

Theo: I know Gassy!!! LOL!! It's a hoot!! Let's see, 4Nolz, Paarcher, Craig/fl, rwsbow, and WOW! even Cutty were deeply moved by a picture of a boy, LMAO!!! Folks should do a search under those names in the Chicken and see just how thoughtful and reverant that bunch is!! LOL!!

Gassy: Ye, even with all da threads Fearl has cleaned up ta keep down dat em-bare-ass-ment down, da tru nature a dem boys is well dockumented, LMAO!!

Theo: It's great to start the day laughing Gassy!! Of course all those boys see nothing wrong at all with the repungnant and personal posts Cutty put up about Papa Bull. Of course the idiot justifies it by claiming Papa is the blog, but Papa doesn't own the blog and he doesn't write it, but hey, what's a few lies among pirates?? LMAO!!

Gassy: Nossir!! ROTFLMAO!! All dem ritechus boys thinks dat is jus fine!! Dat Cutty wood choke on da truth ifn he ever stumbled on it!! LOL!!

Theo: You know Gassy, It has gotten so pathetic that we hardly have to point it out! they are so delusional that they actually believe people will swallow that, but of course they aren't LOL!!

Gassy: Yea, they really fooled dat James Wrenn feller didn't they??

Theo: Of course James was disgusted by what he sees, just as any right minded person would be. I suppose now he is on the short plank too! He must be an illegitimate poster if he sees through their lies!!! LMAO!! He'll have to go just like dasshooter and gettingstarted for refuting RobK on RL Clarks thead.

Gassy: HA HA HA HA !!! Wooden they crap ifn they knew who them 2 boys were dat they banned??? LMAO!! My eyes is teerin up sa bad I caant see! he he he he !!

an den, an den Castro says he ain't got da fax, LOL!! He thanks we's delujinal !! LMAO!!

Theo: Gassy my side is hurtin too!! LMAO!! No Jim you didn't get the fax, you've gotten the PMs though! LOL!!! You're on the same mailing list as RobK remember!! LMAO!! If you've lost them just drop us a line cause we have copies we can send you! LMAO!! Keep stirring the stink though!! You're an ace at it!! LOL!!

Gassy: HA HA HA !!! STOP!! STOP!! I IS CHOKIN!!! HA HA HA HA !!

Theo : Calm down little buddy or you're going to get that pump head that Cutty was talking about!! LOL!!

Theo; Gosh and then RobK's buddy stykshooter is indignant about his letter to 3 Rivers getting out to the public! LMAO!!! So lets see if I have this right Randy?? You write a letter to try and damage a guy that your buddy Rob is "competing with", and then your dirty scheme leaks to the public, and you are indignant about that???

Gassy: Oh MA GAWD!!! HA HA HA HA !!!

Theo: Yea, well by pirate logic that sure would make Dale and whoever the bloggers are rats now wouldn't it???? ROTFLMAO!!! Well Randy, DAS posted on TT that letters had been written by several pirates and all it took was a little research to turn up some names. Dale won't know what you are talking about, and my guess is he won't care either because he knows exactly what you, RobK and the pirates are doing! LOL!!!

Gassy: CHOKE!!! SPIT!!! GAG!!! HA HA HA HA !! MAN!! an Poor Levyrat!! LOL!! He's cunserned about his reputashun!! GAG!! GAG!! HA HA HA !!

Theo: Yes that is a burden Levyrat, but not one that we put on you! LOL! Every pirate bears it that watches and tries to deny it. The pirate ship is the condition, all we are is the floodlight, LOL!!

Folks, we'll have to cut this short because it appears Gassy is having a seisure from laughing so hard!! It must be that pump head thing that Cutty was talking about!! His head is all swollen up and red!! Oh and Rico, there are hundreds of people reading the blog everyday. Some, like the pirates involved, read it in horror. All the rest are laughing themselves silly watching a bunch of bullies getting what they have coming. Hope that answers your question! LOL Thanks for a wonderful morning!!...Theo

Now Where??

Folks, It's tough being a pirate these days. Guys like stykshooter are upset that their dirty dealings are made public. The reason the pirates have been able to do what they have done up until now is that respectable people generally don't air all the laundry in public. The pirates of course could care less, and they have also been able to operate undetected to the public because of the descretion and restraint of the people they are after. People need to know though, just what is really going on. That's the only way it will stop.

Update on Pirate secret meetings: A few of the principal players are now using the old pirate board on EZ board to communicate without detection. All the older members will know about that board. So far we have seen Gino, Feral Donkey, and PaArcher. Say hi for us when you visit! They are talking in a restricted forum. Ya gotta wonder what is so secret! LOL!!

Stalking

Gassy: Theo, thars a been a lotta tawkin about stawkin an sech. What egzackly is stawkin anyhoo??


Theo: Well Gassy, it's when a person or a group of people decide to interject themselves into another persons life, one way or another. It could be personal or it could be business related. There are many possible motives.


Gassy: Ya mean like harrasin a persons bizness partners, or meddling with their customers??


Theo: Yep that could be considered stalking. One thing that defines a stalker is how long they have been at it too. Since stalkers are mentally disturbed, they can continue these activities seemly forever. When more than one person is involved it gets even more complicated.


Gassy: Ya mean like Ol Spinetti sneakin in to da Leatherwall as Saggy to go after Papa Bull, Esquire, DAS an uthers??

Theo: Yep, just like that! LOL!! They say they never do that sort of thing LMAO!! All the pirate elite knew that was Cutty too! LMAO!!! Gino and Feral knew, but Rio and Kodiak were out of the loop ha ha ha ha !! That's why those two ran out to greet "Saggy" when he logged on the Dead Chicken, but Gino, Feral, and Cutty knew it wasn't really Saggy because Saggy is Cutty!! It's a riot!!! Rotflmao!!!

Gassy: HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!! QWALKKKKK, HE HE HE HE HE !!! Well so much fer Gino being all innosent an sech! LMAO!!

Theo: Yea, there are lots of exanples of the pirate site being used to stage such things, and there are all kinds of stalking! LOL!! Here's a good example right here of a guy who was stalked:


http://blogonaut-blogonaut.blogspot.com/2007/10/california-attorney-who-stalked-judge.html

Gassy: Say, aint that Spinetti JR's, pappa??


Theo: Yea it sure is. Apparently he had to deal with a stalker and didn't like it much. They seem like real nice folks too. Too bad they had one rotten son!


http://www.alta-ranch.com/hosts.htm


Gassy: Ya spose da Honorable Mr Spinetti SR knows what da Dishonorable Mr. Spinetti Jr is doing with his internet connekshun an allowance?


Theo: Nah, probably not, but I'll bet he wouldn't be surprised or happy about it. I've always wondered why a jet setter like Pete got shipped off to nowhere Montana, ya know?? Makes a fells wonder, LOL He's no country boy, LOL!! Say!! Have you seen the nice cabins they have up there on that ranch? They have different cabins you can rent like the Cottonwood and the Aspen. You can click on the cabins and see pics of the inside! They have one cabin, way off by itself, called Juniors Cabin and when you click on that, this what you get:

Gassy: AAARRRHHHGGGGG!!! I'M NOT STAYIN IN NO JUNIOR CABIN!! I spose Ol Cuttys folks DO know bout his "problems"!! LMAO!! So why does folks do this stawkin thang?? is they flat nuts??


Theo: It's Ok Gassy! I'm just pulling your leg about the cabin LOL!! Mostly, yea. They are people with obsessive or delusional personalities. In the case of groups of stalkers there may be several motives, but none are good. You know some of the people involved in stalking certain folks are police officers too. That seems just a bit risky to me!

Gassy: Ye, an aint dat Spinetti feller some sort a media maggot??

Theo: Gassy, LOL!! That's Media MAGNET, LOL!! Naw he does some sort of research for media I think. He'd like to be a real journalist or fim writer, but he's pretty inarticulate, so that's not likely to happpen. That's why you can't find the name Peter Spinetta Jr. anywhere on the web in any media related capacity. It's not surprising though! You know what a reasearcher is don't you???

Gassy: Nossir!! I imagine dat is a real mucky muck in da media wurld!!

Theo: Gassy, LOL, a "researcher" is the lowest rung on the ladder!! One step above coffee girl in the media world!!, LMAO!!!

Gassy: Ah Lord I'm sorry about dat!! OH Lord please help Ol Cutty up dat ladder, and send sum TV dinners ta the starvin childs in New Ginny! Amen!!

Theo: Yea Gassy, things get crazy when a group of folks keep tormenting people long enough though! If you insist on pushing yourself into the lives of others you just might get some of them deciding to move into yours!! LOL.

Gassy: Ya mean like them friends a RobK that got together an rote all them letters to 3 Rivers pretendin ta be "cunserned custamers" trying to cause trouble for Ol DAS??, LOL!!

Theo: Yep! It appears that RobK has had his pirates real busy! You know RobK and Cutty are the best of friends, and of course Robs long time buddies like stykshooter are always willing to help out with a letter writing campaign like that, you know, when they aren't on duty and have time, LOL!!

Gassy: LOL! dat is slick rite thar, yessir!! Ol Hank got in on dat too rite???

Theo: Yep, Hank and others, LOL!! that's why I get such a kick out of seeing all those guys play innocent! LMAO!!

Gassy: Ye, theys got a rap sheet a mile long!! LMAO!! I'm a mite confused tho Theo about Ol Cutty an RobK being sech tite friends!??? I mean, here's a quote from Ol Cutty to anuther feller an I'd thank Robk wouldn't like dat much:

"Very shortly, you are going to have to pick between defending David, and attacking Tradtech for ripping David off (which you also will get NO argument from me), and whether or not you want Tradtalk to continue."

Theo: Well Gassy, Sounds like Cutty was just telling him that yes he knows what has happened, but the forces of evil were aligning and that they could either throw Soza under the bus, or the whole Tradtalk website would come under attack, LMAO!! I imagine Cutty was feeling pretty flush with Lancaster on board to help with the "work". See, I'm sure Rob knows he can't trust Pete but my guess is he joined the pirates because they were already attacking DAS and tradtalk so he could dovetail his "activities" into the pirate activities without a hitch. Cutty of course being the genuine honest fellow that he is, undoubtedly told Rob what he really thinks of the whole riser deal, LMAO!!!!! They apparently had work to do though so they could set that aside LOL!!

Gassy: Ya know dat makes good sense Theo!! LOL Dat RobK is a smart biznus man, an we all know how smart Spinetti is! LOL dats a heck of a partnarshep rite thar!! Dat dumb ass Soza better lock his self in da tool shed at night wit them boys on his tale! LMAO!!!

Theo: LMAO!!! Yea he sure better!! Maybe he and Papa Bull can take turns on night watch!! ROTFLMAO!!!

Gassy: LOL!! yea, well I see what ya mean about movin in on folks lives!LMAO!! I'd luv ta move in with Spinetti up thar in all them trees an sech, Or maybe go live with RobK out thar in Lankustar. I'm shore the fellers in the stawkin club will all welcome folks in thar life, diggin up stuff an puttin it on da web, or maybe rightin some nice letters to folks like them stalkers was or all them nice fone calls an sech.

Theo: I'm sure the pirates will like that very much Gassy!! You know, .....stuff like the criminal records we have found, and other public documents. Good Stuff!! The pirates are all about togetherness and personal freedoms you know, so I'm sure they will just see it as wonderful fair play!! LMAO!! I can't wait to try some of Pete's cooking!! LMAO!! I think I'll feed a bit to the dog before I eat though! LMAO!!

Gassy: Yea!! dem records is good reedin!! Popped my eyes wide open!! LMAO!! Ya spose RobK er Spinetti er da uther pirates will mind a litle fart now an then?? Ya know sumtimes I slip a bit! LOL!!

Theo: Of course not Gassy! I think we have seen that they actually prefer that rich odor!, LMAO!!

Gassy: Well OK then!!! LOL Aint it funny how them pirates try to paint us like hate mongers?? LOL!! Ol Grunoble just HATES them hate mongers with a pashun!! LOL!! Even that horn seekin feller playin the hate card!


Theo: Yea, but did you notice what Cutty said about Papa Bull in the thread "thats just wrong" on the pancake forum?? The word "evil" is a pretty strong word, but the actions of some pirates go way beyond "hateful". I wonder where Ernie is, and what he thinks of Cutty's words for Papa Bull?? I don't see 4nolz bringing his finely honed sense of morals to bear either!?? LOL!! Do you suppose that is fine with them? See that's a common trait of pirates. The ability to suspend reality while they forge ahead with their evil doing. They reinforce each others lies and warped perception of reality until reality itself begins to levitate.

Gassy: Has you noticed that they really cant argu much a nuthin we has said?? they just keep attackin personal like?? Ifn what we say is so far off'n base then why not just ignore it. Folks kin figger it out.

Theo: They are upset, because folks WILL figure it out Gassy! LMAO!! Anyway, what else can they say really?? All they can do is try to take shots at the messenger! The message is obvious to anyone who cares to look! Gassy, we've been here working with the pirates, oh what a few weeks? Shoot, that's not hate!! We love these guys! WE want to be JUST LIKE THEM, LOL That's why we are studying SO hard!! I wunder how they will feel a year from now??


Gassy: I'm shor they'll luv us then to Theo, theys sech a luvin bunch! But hows a come when we jus act like them fer a few days theys all bothered'n freeked out!??


Theo: Well Gassy, See, it's a whole lot more fun being the hammer than the nail. When you're the hammer, you just pound away and laugh your butt off,.. BUT when your turn comes to be the nail, well all of a sudden that hammer looks awefully hateful!! All of a sudden that hammer aint fair!! LMAO !!!


Gassy: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ha!!!!! He he he he !!!!!


Theo: Nah, We're not hateful at all, in fact we are having the best time ever! Get me another beer Gassy would ya??


Gassy: Yessir!!



Theo: Slurp, slurp,...ahhhh. It's a funny thing about the truth Gassy. The truth can be embarrassing for some folks, liberating for some, and for some folks it can be a whole lot worse. The farther away from it you live, the harder it is to go back.


Gassy: Yessir!! LOL Fer me its a hole lot wurse, bein al flatcharlent'n sech. I caant even hold a job no more!!


Theo: But Gassy, you don't want a job do you???


Gassy: Shut up'n pass the beans! ha ha ha ha ha

More Distraction

Gassy: Has you seen that Fearl an Gino an Castro is sayin that folks is jus jellous of all thar success an sech?? LOL Theys jus dont get it duz they???


Theo: Oh they get it alright Gassy, but admitting the problem is admitting that they are the cause of all this trouble! See, it makes a good sympathetic story to say that they are just being attacked because people are jealous.


Gassy: Jellous a WHAT??? Ha ha ha ha !! Mostly dat whole sitiashun is jus pathetic. LOL


Theo: Exactly Gassy. Nobody cares that Feral has his own site. Knowbody cares that Feral is selling risers to Lancaster. Nobody cares that Hank practices witchcraft or that Topcamp "rides ponies backwards". Nobody cares about the pirates at all! The pirate site is just a dump where the rejects end up. People like Casto who aren't even banned anywhere else like the rest of them, in spite of the way he tries to stir shit on other sites. Course he's just not taken seriously anywhere but the ship - buys and sells bows on a daily basis and can't decide whether he's left or right handed. He's a good example of the voluntary pirates!, LOL


Gassy: Yea, dats sad but pirates is not exakly enveible folks, LOL! No, da problam is when pirates go piratin, LOL!!


Theo: That's right Gassy, and you know, the leaders of the board have been lying to the rest of the pirate members long enough about what that site is REALLY there for. It damn sure isn't archery!! LOL


Gassy: Yea, uther folks hang in cuz most everone loves to see a good gut pile, LOL!! An then uthers has thar own little reasons like showin off'n thar bows an sech or pretendin to be eksperts. Fellers Like Ol Sixby crack me up da way they just go on about thar bizness an pertend they don't see Nuthin!! Ha ha ha ha !! Why, Rite heres a foto of ol Sixby hanging in the bowyers forum!! he he he!!








Theo: Yea, Cutty keeps those guys well buttered because they are his best cover, LMAO!! That picture could be a lot a folks Gassy!! Could be Rob Taylor, or maybe Kirkl, LOL Heck it could even be Alberta Kid!! LOL! "Duhhhh, I don't see nothing" LMAO!!! That's Ok though, I think some folks are beginning to get the idea that there might be something rotten after all, and yep, if they keep pretending they don't see it, then they are one of them. Cutty doesn't rule alone anymore though. Gettingstarted put a very harmless question to RobK of LAS who was coming on like an expert, and he was made to vanish immediately. LOL!! I think the ship has had a co-captain for a while now! LMAO!! By the way, you ever noticed how RobK of LAS gets to post all his contact data for potential customers all the time?


Gassy: Yessir!! mity rotten! LOL ! dat pirate site makes a good base a operashun fer stalkin folks and spredin lies an sech. LOL! I feel a backfire cummin on tho! I luv da way Fearl says he has no sponsers, LMAO!!!


Theo: Yep Feral is going to keep it up and drag a bunch his members into this and Lancaster too. It's too bad really because nobody wanted this to go this far, but Feral had to keep the fight going to keep Cutty happy mostly. Ferals leadership has never had any traction, LOL!!





Gassy: Well, it all wurked out fine as long as Ol Fearl could jus ban anyone who said anythang to point out the trouble. LMAO!!! the jig is up tho!! ha ha ha ha!!


Theo: Yea, I guess there is no way around making everything public, LOL We'll see how many members want to proudly show their patch then!! LMAO


Gassy: I'd luv ta be a fly on da wall when Fearl has ta explain ta Lancaster how letting his people run wild brought a brite lite down on the pirates AN them Lankustar boys!

Theo: Well I see that Feral has told people on his site that they need to stop badmouthing and start making positive contributions!!! LOL!!! Here's a quote from
the Donkey. It was in the thread by Idiot Laureate Mr. Zen "What I believe in my own wurds"

"They're not off limits nor will they ever be. It's just that when we have an anti-anybody-or-anything pep-rally it hurts this site. I got no problem if you want to tell those loser to pound sand up their asses. It is a much more effective weapon against them to use that energy constructivly and making a positive contribution.Every time something goes really good for us on this board, the Princess and his poodles come flaming and trolling. Every damned time like clock-work.See, THAT'S why they're flaming us with troll attacks constantly. They're trying to slow our momentum. They're trying to disrupt the good things we got going on here so we become a board about fighting like them. We will not be brought down to their level. We will not be brought down period. You want to hurt them? You want to hurt them real bad? Make positive contributions to this board. Our sucess is what makes them hurt the most. Then you'll realize that they don't matter. Those guys are meaningless."



Gassy: Ok, now I'm really confuzed!! I sees the lies and deflection thar tryin ta play the same ol story about folks jus jelluss, LOL!! But then waht??? So he's admittin that the trouble they has is caused BY THEM, SO, he wants them to stop doing it and post positive thangs, BUT, he still supports deflamin, an stawkin, an badmouthin????? WTF???? ROTFLMAO!!!

Theo: Sheeesh!!! And he wonders why people think he is a laughing stock!!! It just goes to show that he knows exactly what the problem is. Thing is though, he has surrounded himself with so many hoodlums that now he is afraid of his own board!! LMAO!! Yea, boy feral! The prospect of the pirate ship becoming respectable instead of a prison barge for hoodlums and a training camp for terrorists REALLY has us ticked off!! OOOOOOOWWWWWW are we ever pissed off!! ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

Gassy: Its sad ta see Fearl sink so low dat he thinks people won't see strate thru all dat nonsense. I thank fearl just don't have a cleer view of da wurld no more! LOL

Theo: Actually Gassy, I think his problem is more along these lines! LMAO!!

Gassy: ROTFLMAO!!!! Well at leest he has Gino thar to strong arm the bad'uns fer him!! LMAO!!

Theo: Yea, LOL, I understand Gino has had some training!!! LOL He was in the Navy wasn't he??

Gassy: Well maybe Fearl can hand out sum Tshirts an try ta keep the morel up!!

Theo: Yea Gassy, you can't pretend to be one thing when you are actually something much different!!

Quote from RobK:
"Thank you for the question and the opportunity to clear that up to the great folks on this helpful site!"

Quote from Feral:
"You're fuckin right it does, you greasy little shit-weasel. If you don't like it, tough shit. Go pound sand up your ass. On the internet you can be anyone you want but at the end of the day you're just a little shit-weasel sitting behind a computer monitor, trying to be somebody."

WHICH IS IT BOYS????? HMMM??????

Cutty!! Penny Banks!!

Gassy: CUTTY!!! PENNY BANKS!!!! PENNY BANKS!!!! Sumbody call in Penny Banks an Cutty!!



Theo: Gassy, stop yelling man!! what's the deal???



Gassy: Ovur on dat Archery Tawk site LBR Chad Weaver has put up a post tellin Ol Viper he should have more respek fer folks an was speakin outta tern! Ya ramember when dat DAS feller did da same thang on Tradtalk, Cutty was rite on it an Penny Banks was so proud a Viper fer standin up to dat nasty DAS!!!



Theo: That's right Gassy!! I expect we will be seeing a new thread in the Dead Chicken any minute now from Cutty and a post by Penny Banks telling folks how much respect they have for Viper for standing up to low life like Chad Weaver!! LOL!! After all, Chad is taking Viper to task much worse thaan DAS did. DAS never questioned Viper's credetials, just his attitude!!!



Here are the links so folks can find the stuff:



at AT: http://www.archerytalk.com/vb/showthread.php?t=699407



on TT: http://www.tradtalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14017&page=1



The thread on the Dead chicken where Cutty went after Soza is "would you take this abuse?" on page 2 of the dead chicken



Gassy: Yep, I'm shore Cutty and Penny will be right on dat, but what if'n they don't??



Theo: Well, LMAO, that would show just how 2 faced and dishonest both of them are!! LMAO.



Gassy: HA HA HA HA !!!! Yessir!!



Theo: See, these pirates are on a mission to destroy anyone who stands in their way Gassy. If they have been banned or other wise curtailed for their slander campaigns, then the Pirate site is the place for them to stage their attacks. That's why Lancaster is such an enthusiatic supporter too, LMAO!!!



Gassy: But dat Gino feller just said dat the Pirate site is jus a place fer fellers to talk an sech!! here's what dat boy said:



"all we are doing on these sites is talking about our toys............. not saving the world or coming up with a cure for cancer, so how is it so many people can get so pissed off at each other over their play things especially when most have never even met each other?........ i just don't get it."



Theo: LMAO!!! yea, he just doesn't get it ha ha ha ha ha !!!! Well, I thought Gino was a whole lot smarter than that, but I guess he's as dumb as a box of rocks, LOL!!



Theo: No, Gino knows that the real problem is that the Pirate site is used to defame people and stalk people. He also knows that Cutty is the number one ring leader. Here is a quote from Cutty from the Chicken yesterday:




"Man...and here I was thinking the Zen Posse ought to pay a little visit to Papa Bull's little straight razor forum. "



Gassy: So is Cutty an the Zen possy gonna start stalkin Papa Bull?? Does Gino know??



Theo: That is exactly what the pirates are doing Gassy, and it appears there are a good many involved including RobK himself in various operations. There's plenty of time to go into all of that though! LOL Gino and all the rest of the spin meisters know exactly what they doing and are desparate to hide the whole deal behind as much smoke as they can puff up!



Gassy: an what about dat Viper thang???



Theo: The pirate site is also used to generate propaganda Gassy. That's why Cutty jumped on the Viper / DAS thing and tried to spin it bad. That's why Penny got involved too. That's also why they won't be raking Chad over the coals because Chad is a card carrying pirate who has joined in some of their little raids in the past.



Gassy: Good Lord!!!



Gassy: So are yu sayin Fearl an Gino an RobK an a bunch a dem boys know all dat stuff and quietly support it all while try'n ta look normal to da wurld???? ha ha ha ha !!! Man!! dat is brillient!!! Dem boys is so slick an smart!!



Theo: Yes they are Gassy!!! LMAO smooth as butter and sweet as Carnation milk!! Here's a quote from RobK to the pirates last August, but I'm sure it was just some friendly advice, you know, nothing really up!, LOL!!:



"Be very careful out there on the fourms and on here in public view...share only through PM's on Pirates or AT(no PM's on other forums) or in personal e-mails."



Gassy: HA HA HA HA HA !!! Sweet as Carnation milk!!!! HA HA HA HA HA !!!! Yea well a bunch a folks didn't taake dat advice I guess, cuz we shore do have a file fulla stuff Dont we?? He He He He He!!!



Theo: Yes, we sure do, LMAO!!! Since the pirates feel so empowered to interfere in the lives of others, I'm sure they'll understand, if not appreciate us sharing it too. LOL!!

Dead Chicken Censorship!!

Folks,
There have been some things happen on the ship you should know about! The pirates have gone to email verification for all new members, and it appears that new members may not be able to see the Dead Chicken. The Pirates are trying to control who can post there because the exposure is more than they can take! What exactly are they afraid of??? They say publicly they don't care, but behind the scenes they are scrambling to cover up the facts. People calling them out on their behavior has to be stopped!! Many people have been banned who were just regular members of the site, people who suggested that what they are doing is wrong. It appears Registered Lurker was banned. Gettinstarted was banned for speaking up against RobK in RL Clarks thread. These people have no ties to Theo and Gassy and in fact, we don't even know who many of them are. Theo and Gassy are only observers and commentators. We don't get involved in the fight on board. This is why T&G was formed though! Censorship, intimidation, threats, stalking, and bannings have been the tools used by the pirates to control the subjects and the tennor of the site until now. They have also edited and modified the posts of many people to say things completely off the wall. If the Dead Chicken is really above board then why limit access?? Why the censorship?? In any case we apologize for new visitors who may not be able to see the Chicken and understand our blog fully. They had already hidden many things that were just too damning. Don your survival suits folks!! A Nor'easter appears to be bearing down on the good ship!!!

The "Other" Pirates

Gassy: So Theo, whats the deal with all the other pirates on the site that is not doin all the badmouthin?



Theo: Good question Gassy! I suppose people are there for a number of reasons. Most are there because of aggressive recruiting by Cutty and others.



Gassy: Do ya spose all them fellers jus don't know what's going on?



Theo: No Gassy, they know a lot of it. They don't know the things going on behind the scenes, but there is plenty right out in plain view. See, luckily Cutty and Hank have run the ship from day one because Feral never would have figured this out. You can't stand in an open field and throw stones at folks for long and get away with it! If stone throwing is your main focus, you need cover! That's why Cutty worked so hard to try and bring in anybody with their reputation still intact. The bowyers forum for aspiring bow builders was a stroke of genius!



Gassy: Ya mean Ol Cutty don't really care about al that??



Theo: No of course not, LOL. He doesn't build bows, go to shoots, or even hunt. Heck one of the best shoots in that part of the country is Libby, right there in Montana, but somehow Cutty never quite makes it, LOL.



Gassy: Yea that is strange rite thar! So all that sweet talkin an butter slatherin on da bow makin fellers is ta keep them on the reservashun?? Ifn he don't build no bows, dat mus be it!!



Theo: It looks to me like a smoke screen Gassy. I suppose it's a way of claiming some legitimacy for the site and providing cover so he and the few others can carry out the real pirate agendas. It's a shame too because you know, the pirates could actually be a respectable site. The bowyers there are being used as are many of the other respectable people as I see it, but if a few people weren't so bent on causing trouble, the good folks could carry the day.



Gassy: Don't those good folks no thet all the dirty dealings is tarnishin thar good name too?? Ya know cousin Enus used ta hang out at the local pot growers on acount of the good snacks they always had, an it wernt long afor folks thought he was a dad gum drug pusher!! Shoot he wuz just thar fer the bugles an da Ho Hos!!



Theo: That is a shame!



Gassy: yea, well ifn I wuz a new bow makin feller it shor wood burden me ta thank thet my reputashun was being all stunk up by a few fellers goin out an rasin hackles all over the dad gum place!!



Theo: Well Gassy, it's just human nature to look the other way when you see wrong doing, especially when you are benefiting from it. Lots of folks get the encouragement they want on the pirate ship plus they get their own forum.



Gassy: Yessir I imadjun that thar is a powerful insentive alrite. So if'n the makins of a real nice ship is thar then why don't Fearl just put the hammer down an stop all dat deflamin an stawkin an sech?? Its his dad gum ship an now he's got that cheetoo franchise too!



Theo: Sad to say Gassy, seems to me like Hank and Cutty and even the Lancaster boys have used Feral. Seems they know how to manipulate people so well, just like the bowyers, and I think Feral just let himself get sucked in.



Gassy: Snookerd! Yessir! Ya no, Ol Fearl really didn't have no enemies until he went ta runnin with the likes a Hank'n Cutty. Shoot he wuz run off'n most places fer being drunk'n nasty but even the fellers thet run im off liked him. Fearls a good harted Ol boy, jus a little ruff.



Theo: I think you're right Gassy, I always liked him. I just lost all respect for him when he let all the bad elements define his website. That's where all his troubles came from. Now he has people mad at him too



Gassy: yea it's too bad! He has da capt'ns cap but ends up jus going fer coffee.

Illegitimate posters??

Gassy: Theo, I'm a bit bafuddled ovur just what makes one poster illegitimate on the ship, and what makes you legitimate!??? Who makes dat rule??

Theo: Ha ha ha ha ! Gassy that's the $64,000 questoion! The pirates are saying now that you only get banned for being an ILLEGITIMATE POSTER. But what exactly makes you illegitimate??

Gassy: Is it cussin er being nasty??

Theo: Nope that's allowed!! LOL

Gassy: Is it threatin folks??

Theo: Nope, Gino has that market pretty well cornered, LOL that's fine!!

Gassy: Is it badmouthin folks and tellin lies??

Theo: Nope that's a legitimate "opinion" on the good ship! Guess again Gassy!

Gassy: Is it stalking folks and tryin ta hurts folks business er website??

Theo: No Gassy, that's been going on from day one, that is super cool, and will probably get you made a moderator!! LMAO Come on Gassy, Guess again!!

Gassy: Ehhhhhh, ummmm, is it usin the same tactiks on the pirates and Lankustar that they is usin on other folks???

Theo: DING DING DING!!!! BINGO GASSY!! See, you don't get banned for having a bad opinion of the pirates, BUT, having a bad opinion of the pirates DOES make you illegitimate. Once you get badged illegitimate, THEN you are banned!!

Gassy: WTF??? LMAO!! is you pullin ma leg??

Theo: Nope, see that's how it works! Pirates only ban illegitimate posters! Take for instance Puzzy. He was just asking a question about the operation of the site. He never said ANYTHING abusive to anyone, or even bashed the site. Actually, it was a fair question and it probably came from one of our readers!!

Gassy: Ok I foller ya so far.

Theo: Well, of course they don't ban people for having opinions, so they first have to convert Puzzy to illegitimate status! They started accusing him of being Martin and then Papabull so that then they could ban him for being illegitamate!!

Gassy: Good Lord!!

Theo: Here's another example Gassy. Look at the "Explain This" thread in the main forum. See how dasshooter has been worked over by superkodiak, then Feral, then Paarcher, then Sixby??? You notice that no one can question what dasshooter said because it is 100% true, BUT, if you have an opinion that Lancaster doesn't like, THAT makes you illegitimate!! If they make him illegitimate, they can get rid of him!!

Gassy: Yessir, OK, I see where dat PAARCHER fella was callin dasshooter "Mike", is dat what hes up to??

Theo: Exactly Gassy! PaArcher is as dishonest as any of the true pirates. He's laying the groundwork to get dasshooter banned for being ILLEGITIMATE. He's taken a wild guess at who dasshooter might be (Esquire) and set him up for discrediting and eventual banning. That's because dasshooter is saying things they don't want said! Heck, for all we know he already is banned, LOL!! dasshooter is another random guy who probably reads our blog and has had enough of the constant lying. The pirates think all this is coming from one or two guys, but it's coming from the public!! LOL.

Gassy: Whoa!!!! Ain't Paarcher a polisaman??? I wunder if'n he does that sorta thang to the folks he pulls ovur??

Theo: Kinda scary isn't it Gassy??..... to think that the guy with lights on behind you has the morals and ethics of a pirate!!

Gassy: Man!!! I thank next time I'll jus hit the gas an run fer ma life!! So ta get the illegitimate badge, ya jus gotta say sumpthin about Lankustar or any pirate, or dat TAC bow ????

Theo: Yep!! Ain't that sly !!! That way they can deny ever banning anyone for having an opinion they don't like, but that is exactly what they are doing! LMAO!! Then they accuse other sites of not allowing certain topics!! It makes your head spin!! LMAO!!

Gassy: So a legitimate opinyun is any opinyun dat is against a non pirate???

Theo: Yep!! Compare that to the way RHust was treated on Tradtalk for telling people they were closed minded and one-sided! That thread is still up and still civil. . People were offended but RHust was never cussed OR banned. In fact one guy said ssomething that was off color to RHust, and HIS post was pulled! The pirates try to paint themselves as the last fair site on the web but they have banned more people, and edited more posts than any other archery website on the web!! You either sing their tune, or you walk the plank!! That's how they maintain their little "democracy". Heck even longhunter was run off and accused at the end of being "the princess" who is their name for Papa Bull! Longhunter is a longtimetime DAS hater, long time metal riser hater named Steve Paruch. They just shoot people at random, even people who are good nasty pirate material like longhunter!!

Gassy: Thats funny rite thar !!! ha ha ha ha!! I see Ol Sixby is tryin ta earn his eye patch too on that thread!

Theo: Yea, Sixby claims to be a Christian, but it's becoming pretty obvious that he's wearing a robe of a different color, LOL!! He apparently fully supports what he reads there, that's about all you can conclude when he calls the site home and even defends them and joins in their dirty dealings!!

Gassy: Ya spose he's preachin in one a Hanks Witchin chapels??? LMAO!!!

Theo: Could be Gassy, with Paarcher gaurding the door! LMAO!!

Gassy: Hey I seen whar Fearl says he don't got no sponsors sep his members, LOL!!!

Theo: Yea, I guess he thinks people are too dumb to figure out that his relationship with Lancaster goes even farther than having a sponsorship!! For one thing, how does anybody really KNOW that Feral hasn't gotten money for doing what he is doing?? He sure as heck wouldn't admit it!! I'm surprised Cutty hasn't launched an investigative team on that one!!

Gassy: Yep!! LOL everone nose a pirate would never take payoff money!! LMAO!!

Theo: No of course not!! LOL I'd guess this picture probably sums up Ferals relationship with Lancaster pretty well! Ha ha ha ha !!!





Gassy: HA HA HA HA HA !!!! AH MAN!! HE HE HE HE !!! I'll bet dats why Fearl cant see da obvious!! Heck he can't see nothing!! HA HA HA HA!!!

Man Up!

Theo: Gassy did you read that post by Gino defending the Dead Chicken??LOL

Gassy: It took ny almost an hour but yep I read the hole dang thang! Looks like they is back to da marter defense, LOL

Theo : The pirates are masters of hiding the pea Gassy! The more the heat gets turned up, the faster the shells fly in circles! LOL. Gino is back to the same old story about it's just men discussing things in a frank way, LOL. He brings up Cutty and how nobody is calling for him to be banned! LMAO.

Gassy; Ya spose that has anythin ta do with the fact that Cutty doesn't go affer folks on their site?????LOL! Cutty has been da ring leader from day one, dats why he's King of pirates! LMAO

Theo: Ya think Gassy?? I can't figure out if these guys are really that dumb, or if they think everybody else is that dumb???LOL. I think Feral has declared his site a Democracy because he has absolutely no control over it, and that "democracy" has been forced upon him. Democracy isn't anarchy, LOL!!

Gassy: heck evun Im not THAT dum, LOL. Fearl is too drunk an stupid to control them fools, dats why Cutty and Hank have used him for thar dirty work. He was an eazy puppet fer them 2!! LMAO Its to bad to, cuz Ol Fearl didn't have no troubles really till he let all them boys snooker him inta thar sick fites

Theo: It's painful to watch Gassy, I mean really! They talk about the pirates being a diverse group, but you know what they all have in common??

Gassy: Yessir!! they alls got an axe to grind, ever last one of'm. Some is mad at Tradtalk, some is mad at Leatherwall some is mad at DAS, some is made at Tradgang, some is mad at Papa Bull, some is mad at Terry Green. They's all got the same itchy bowel and need'n a spot to take a dump!

Theo: Yea, and a good many of them have been banned at other sites for trying to take their dump there! Gino tries to hide behind guys like Sixby and Rob Taylor, but strangely enough, those guys aren't the ones causing the trouble are they???LMAO

Gassy: Nossir! They is also not da ones banned at other sites neither! They's dang good at muddy'n up the water to put folks off'n the scent! Maybe Sixby and Carbon Caster could give us thar perspective, on all the bad mouthin from a pastors point a view??? LOL!! I wouldn't let any pastor who hangs on the pirate site babtize my monkey!!LMAO

Theo: Exactly Gassy! The monkey deserves better! LMAO Nobody cares what pirates say to pirates, people are upset when lies and badmouthing are turned loose on people who never want anything to do with any of them. Other sites took their trash to the curb and it was trucked off to the pirates site! Now I see Gino is making up the story that the DC wouldn't exist if it weren't forced on them by pesky outsiders, LOL. Gino was one of the original pirates, and perhaps he has forgotten the history that has led us here. They have had every opportunity to stop the crap but they just keep shoveling. Even DAS tried to convince them to pull up their pants and quit showing their butt crack, but it fell on deaf ears.

Gassy: It's a fancy yarn, yes in deed! Member when Ol Gino was accusin folks on other sites of hacking his computer. Said he had proof too! LMAO

Theo: Yep, I do remember that. He said that he also had proof that the hacker was a frequent porn site visitor by somehow back tracing it. Somehow though, the "proof" never surfaced, LMAO. No the TRUTH is that the slander campaigns run on the pirate ship are the execution of vendettas by people who are mad about being banned from other sites, and attacks carried out on DAS and Tradtalk by Lancaster's goons, Plain and simple . Gino even says in his post that the majority of threads in the Chicken are there to attack people on other sites. Well, DUH!! LMAO

Gassy: Ha ha ha ha ha !! Pirates don't rob thar own ships, LMAO!! They rob other ships. As far as recrutin new members, well Gino has been as involved as anyone in doin that, so what is he tawkin about not carin about new members??

Theo: Many of the new members have been recruited by the core members to provide cover for the REAL pirate agenda Gassy. Gino did a good job of rolling them out as human shields in his post didn't he??

Gassy: Yessir!! LOL, theys been burnin up the PM systems on all da sites recruitin folks like the boys in dat bowyers section.

Theo: I think what we really need is for all the guys like Sixby, Carbon Caster, Rob Taylor and others who are there to provide shielding to just step up and tell everyone why they are participating in this?? I'll bet folks would really like to know! Ha ha ha !

Gassy: Yep!! an dat RobK needs to tell folks why he supports all that thar to!

I shore am glad that them Pirates want thangs discussed out in da open and not behind closed doors! Theys only been free to do all dat stuff cause the other sites don't show THAR dirty lawndry. I spose it mus be dun tho!! LMAO!

Theo: I agree Gassy, you know stuff like Feral being banned from Tradgang for obscene behavior, or maybe the fact that he was run off of Tradtalk because be would get drunk late at night and post all kinds of sick crap, then the next morning when a moderator had cleaned it up he would thank them because he was too drunk to know what he was doing, LOL!

Gassy: Yea, thats ol FEARL alrite!! LOL. Course now he's master riser builder! LMAO. He musta foun an ingineers degree under the bottle cap of a wine jug!! Why, heres a picture of Fearl conduktin a detaled ingineerin study rites here!

Theo: Absolutely! LMAO!! Looks more like he is testing his sphincter strength, not the riser ! Ha ha ha ha ha !! Gosh, I hope it held!!! ROTFLMAO!! We'll have to talk more about why Lancaster was really pushed off of some of the websites too! LOL ! Say, speaking of that, I just came across this quote from Rob himself. Of course he was talking about his treatment on Tradtalk after all he did:

Mods, admins and owners of forums have no place bashing a reputable company and making personal attacks on anyone... it's inexcusable.

Gassy: Hmmm, musta fergotten all that! LOL. Maybe Ol Gino an Fearl didn't get RobKs memo, LMAO!! I'll bet Fearl was warin one a Hanks diapers!! LMAO!!

Theo: He was probably wearing TWO of Hanks diapers, LOL. Yea, RobK and Leegee seem to think it is just fine now. Why they have even thanked the pirates many times for their actions on Lancaster's behalf, but that's pretty typical of the hypocrisy of pirates! LOL

Gassy: Whats dat ol story about layin in the da bed ya made??? Ha ha ha ha!!

Theo: Ha ha ha ha ha !!

Dirty Laundry

Folks, you need to go to the Dead Chicken and read through the "Do we need the dead chicken thread! Take a good look at the posts and the names of the posters! You better do it before they pull it! It's as clear a picture of the people involved, and the mentallity as you could ask for.



Theo: It's been an exciting day on the ship Gassy!

Gassy: Yessir! Them pirates have rallied aroun an given the chikin thar undyin support!!

Theo: It's heart warming Gassy, to see such loyalty to high ideals like that, LOL! Some guy named Puzzy asked them if the chicken was a liability, and they all thought the chicken was great.

Gassy: Yep, but them pirates went an banned ol Puzzy too, LMAO!!

Theo: It sounded like they thought he was us Gassy, but we have never posted on the ship. All we do is read and comment. In fact, they have started shooting into the darkness and have banned 2 or 3 guys that were no how connected to us. In any case it just shows that any talk of dissent gets you banned., so the TRUTH is that the chicken is only used to bash approved targets.

Gassy: Yea, them pirates are smart fellers. Thars a long list a folks that has had stuff to say that them pirates don't like ta hear, an the pirates just brand'm a troll an ban'm off.

Theo: I loved where KCummings said the only people that get banned are the ones trying to start fights! LOL. Do you suppose that would be the same ones that say things they don't want to hear?? I mean really, the rules of the DC state clearly that the only thing off limits are physical threats, which of course a few pirates have already violated. Why would a dissenting opinion be grounds for being banned if what KPC says is true??

Gassy: ha ha ha ha ha ! Ya, it do make a feller wunder fer shore!! LOL That Puzzy feller didn't do nothin direspectful, he jus aksed a queschun!

Theo: No Gassy, he asked the WRONG question, LMAO!! That's the difference. The pirates aren't the least bit interested in the truth, they are just interested in their version of the truth. Another example is how Dasshooter was treated, LOL He came along in the "Explain This" thread and set RobK straight on a few things.

Gassy: Yep, then dat superkodak feller akused him of pissin on'm and Fearl follers up with a "well said". WTF is dat?? LMAO

Theo: It's a hoot Gassy! Ha ha ha ha ha ! Everyone knows RobK is full of beans and is just trying to sling mud at DAS (again), so whoever that was, called him on it and HE'S called for pissing on them! ROTFLMAO!!! RobK does real well in exchanges like this where he has the moderators running interference, like on the pirate site and on AT, LOL.

Gassy: Ya dont spose ol Fearl is a bit bias on account a his riser deal do ya, LOL!!

Theo: NO NO, of course not! Nothing like that Gassy!! LMAO!! I wouldn't be surpised if dasshooter isn't already banned, but that's OK. Since they like dirty laundry, they will love seeing RobK's run up the flag pole!!

Gassy: Whew!!! That's strong rite thar!! LMAO!! Ya mean like tellin folks about all them fake Rolex watches Rob bawt when he was in Chiner??? LMAO!!

Theo: Yea, I wonder if he gave Feral one as token of his gratitude for hiding him out on the pirate site, LOL! Feral can't spell anyway, so if it said Rolix on it, he'd be good!

Gassy: maybe dat Leggeee feller will get one fer his 10 yar annaversry, LOL!!

Theo: Maybe so! What did he buy?? 20 of them??

Gassy: Well he duz seem ta have a strong atrackshun ta copies, LOL

Theo: Good point Gassy!! LMAO!! It is so fitting for someone building a DAS copy to be wearing a fake Rolex!! ROTFLMAO!!!! I wonder if he wears a toupe too???,LOL!!

Gassy: Yessir, we ain't evun commenced ta hang da lawndry!! Some a dis stuff has got sum BAD stanes!!!, LMAO!! Pirates is gonna LUV this stuff!!