Theo: Gassy what's the hell are you screaming about!!??? Now calm down dammit and tell me what's wrong!!
Gassy: It's the Jett!!! The Kid!!! the Kodiak KID!!!! He sez he's gointa Pinelanders house to kick his ass!!!
Theo: Is that all??? Sheesh Gassy settle down!! Jett isn't kicking anybody's ass!! ha ha ha ha
Gassy: No Theo!! you know the KID!! Hez da meanest baddest pirate ovum all!!! he's a BAD ASS dude Theo!!!
Theo: Ok, OK now I see the post! ROTFLMAO. Gassy you should know by now that all these pirates are masturbaters. The pirate ship is like fantasy island for these halfwits! HA HA HA HA Jett is nothing but a little Greasy Weasel. He's a frigging Shriner!! Have a look. Here's his threat and his picture LMAO!!!!!
by Jett on Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:58 am
"Pinelander's a pathetic pissant; half the time he hasn't a clue what he's talking about. Apparently he never read the entire thread or he's just too dense to see that all he did was to prove my point. I try to ignore him. He lives within driving distance & I'm tempted to pay him a visit & do something I would regret, LOL!"
Theo: He'd regret it altrght!! LMAO!!! He'd come back looking like this:
Gassy: HA HA HA HA HA !!! It wood take a hole teem a pirates to set dat boy straight agin!! Yu meen he's one deem fuckers dat rides da gocarts aroun at the parade????? LMAO!!!
Theo: Exactly Gassy! A HOLE TEAM!! HA HA HA HA!!!Gassy: but don't them boyz do stuff fer the childrin an sech??? man dat is scary rite thar!!
Theo, Yea, how much you want to bet he takes a camera with him??? He looks just like the twizzles you see on the TV arrested for kiddy porn!!!
Gassy: Speakin a mastrubashun, you spose Ol Fearl has ever been with a real womin?? You no, one dat don't have an air valve???
Theo: Hell No!! Can you image what a woman would have to look like to climb into bed with Feral??? HA HA HA HA !!! That's a brutal image !!! LMAO!!!
Gassy: Dats why he spends all his muney on booze an Porn I guess eh???
Theo: Of course, what else does he have?? It's pitifull you know?? Even his website is masturbation. It's about the only thing in Feral's life that he has some control over except maybe his bladder.
Gassy: Yea, an then only if'n he's sober!! HA HA HA HA HA !!! I wunder if'n he's gone buk tooth from all the mastrubatin???
Theo: HA HA HA HA HA !!!!
Theo & Gassy: HA HA H AH AH AHA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
Theo: Let me wipe the tears away!! oh boy, that was good! Speaking of freaks, have you ever wondered why Hank is so fascinated by diapers????
Gassy: Oh Lard Ima frade to even thank!! A man his age on the diper???? ya know I can only thank a one reason!!
Theo: I was thinking the same thing Gassy!! I'll bet he's been passed around like cheap jug of wine at a sailers reunion!!!! HA HA HA HA !! LMAO!!!! "those guys" just love a little tiny fella like Hank, especially since he's so feminine looking!!!
Thomas firmly believes we can find adventure and magic around us, but not necessarily in some far off mountain range or jumping out of a plane with a parachute. It is right in front of us, in our everyday lives.
Gassy: Man he IS cute!!! speshally wit dat Hill bow an all!! Is them loafers dat boy is wearin?????HA HA HA HA. I'll bet some of dat magic was right behind him too!!! HA HA HA !!!
Theo: Yep, and I'll bet he's real light in them loafers too!!!!
Gassy: This here is good fun seein all them famos pirates!!
Theo: I know!!! Hey have you ever seen a real poacher??? Have a looky here!
Gassy: Is dat Spinetti????? Damn dat boyz got good teeth!! He shore ain't from our neck a da woods!! HA A HA HA !!!
Theo: No Gassy, he's the product of the rich and powerful!! Too bad he already looks like a boozer though. What a life wasted!! LMAO!!!
Gassy: Dat is sunthin fer sher!! Say did you see all dem boyz after ol Limbwalker on the good ship??
Theo: Yea, Feral got mad because Limbwalker said his crappy riser was uglier than a PSE Coyote!!!
Gassy" OOUUUUCH!!! whoa, dat's smartin rite thar!! HA HA H AH HA!!!!
Theo: Here's one of the comments that was pretty typical of the whole thread. Seems they all feel Limbwalker has nothng to brag about:
i agree about the thin skin, kodiak..... john will throw a tantrum faster than "dahli" and will take "his scheduled break from the sites." john may know how to shoot an oly bow VERY well but it doesn't mean he knows shit about bow design or performance. i have seen him say things in the past that made me wonder if he even knew how to tune a bow.Gassy: Well he told Limbwalker dint he??
Theo: Yes he did!! Well, time to turn in Gassy, I'm glad you're calmed down now and Pinelander is safe and all!! LOL!!
