Illegitimate posters??

Gassy: Theo, I'm a bit bafuddled ovur just what makes one poster illegitimate on the ship, and what makes you legitimate!??? Who makes dat rule??

Theo: Ha ha ha ha ! Gassy that's the $64,000 questoion! The pirates are saying now that you only get banned for being an ILLEGITIMATE POSTER. But what exactly makes you illegitimate??

Gassy: Is it cussin er being nasty??

Theo: Nope that's allowed!! LOL

Gassy: Is it threatin folks??

Theo: Nope, Gino has that market pretty well cornered, LOL that's fine!!

Gassy: Is it badmouthin folks and tellin lies??

Theo: Nope that's a legitimate "opinion" on the good ship! Guess again Gassy!

Gassy: Is it stalking folks and tryin ta hurts folks business er website??

Theo: No Gassy, that's been going on from day one, that is super cool, and will probably get you made a moderator!! LMAO Come on Gassy, Guess again!!

Gassy: Ehhhhhh, ummmm, is it usin the same tactiks on the pirates and Lankustar that they is usin on other folks???

Theo: DING DING DING!!!! BINGO GASSY!! See, you don't get banned for having a bad opinion of the pirates, BUT, having a bad opinion of the pirates DOES make you illegitimate. Once you get badged illegitimate, THEN you are banned!!

Gassy: WTF??? LMAO!! is you pullin ma leg??

Theo: Nope, see that's how it works! Pirates only ban illegitimate posters! Take for instance Puzzy. He was just asking a question about the operation of the site. He never said ANYTHING abusive to anyone, or even bashed the site. Actually, it was a fair question and it probably came from one of our readers!!

Gassy: Ok I foller ya so far.

Theo: Well, of course they don't ban people for having opinions, so they first have to convert Puzzy to illegitimate status! They started accusing him of being Martin and then Papabull so that then they could ban him for being illegitamate!!

Gassy: Good Lord!!

Theo: Here's another example Gassy. Look at the "Explain This" thread in the main forum. See how dasshooter has been worked over by superkodiak, then Feral, then Paarcher, then Sixby??? You notice that no one can question what dasshooter said because it is 100% true, BUT, if you have an opinion that Lancaster doesn't like, THAT makes you illegitimate!! If they make him illegitimate, they can get rid of him!!

Gassy: Yessir, OK, I see where dat PAARCHER fella was callin dasshooter "Mike", is dat what hes up to??

Theo: Exactly Gassy! PaArcher is as dishonest as any of the true pirates. He's laying the groundwork to get dasshooter banned for being ILLEGITIMATE. He's taken a wild guess at who dasshooter might be (Esquire) and set him up for discrediting and eventual banning. That's because dasshooter is saying things they don't want said! Heck, for all we know he already is banned, LOL!! dasshooter is another random guy who probably reads our blog and has had enough of the constant lying. The pirates think all this is coming from one or two guys, but it's coming from the public!! LOL.

Gassy: Whoa!!!! Ain't Paarcher a polisaman??? I wunder if'n he does that sorta thang to the folks he pulls ovur??

Theo: Kinda scary isn't it Gassy??..... to think that the guy with lights on behind you has the morals and ethics of a pirate!!

Gassy: Man!!! I thank next time I'll jus hit the gas an run fer ma life!! So ta get the illegitimate badge, ya jus gotta say sumpthin about Lankustar or any pirate, or dat TAC bow ????

Theo: Yep!! Ain't that sly !!! That way they can deny ever banning anyone for having an opinion they don't like, but that is exactly what they are doing! LMAO!! Then they accuse other sites of not allowing certain topics!! It makes your head spin!! LMAO!!

Gassy: So a legitimate opinyun is any opinyun dat is against a non pirate???

Theo: Yep!! Compare that to the way RHust was treated on Tradtalk for telling people they were closed minded and one-sided! That thread is still up and still civil. . People were offended but RHust was never cussed OR banned. In fact one guy said ssomething that was off color to RHust, and HIS post was pulled! The pirates try to paint themselves as the last fair site on the web but they have banned more people, and edited more posts than any other archery website on the web!! You either sing their tune, or you walk the plank!! That's how they maintain their little "democracy". Heck even longhunter was run off and accused at the end of being "the princess" who is their name for Papa Bull! Longhunter is a longtimetime DAS hater, long time metal riser hater named Steve Paruch. They just shoot people at random, even people who are good nasty pirate material like longhunter!!

Gassy: Thats funny rite thar !!! ha ha ha ha!! I see Ol Sixby is tryin ta earn his eye patch too on that thread!

Theo: Yea, Sixby claims to be a Christian, but it's becoming pretty obvious that he's wearing a robe of a different color, LOL!! He apparently fully supports what he reads there, that's about all you can conclude when he calls the site home and even defends them and joins in their dirty dealings!!

Gassy: Ya spose he's preachin in one a Hanks Witchin chapels??? LMAO!!!

Theo: Could be Gassy, with Paarcher gaurding the door! LMAO!!

Gassy: Hey I seen whar Fearl says he don't got no sponsors sep his members, LOL!!!

Theo: Yea, I guess he thinks people are too dumb to figure out that his relationship with Lancaster goes even farther than having a sponsorship!! For one thing, how does anybody really KNOW that Feral hasn't gotten money for doing what he is doing?? He sure as heck wouldn't admit it!! I'm surprised Cutty hasn't launched an investigative team on that one!!

Gassy: Yep!! LOL everone nose a pirate would never take payoff money!! LMAO!!

Theo: No of course not!! LOL I'd guess this picture probably sums up Ferals relationship with Lancaster pretty well! Ha ha ha ha !!!





Gassy: HA HA HA HA HA !!!! AH MAN!! HE HE HE HE !!! I'll bet dats why Fearl cant see da obvious!! Heck he can't see nothing!! HA HA HA HA!!!