The AssClown Circus!

Gassy: Lard Theo, it shore seems like thim pirates is a silly bunch a ass clones! It's funnier than watchin da saterday cartoons!

Theo: Isn't that the truth Gassy!?? HA HA HA HA !!! First we have Kevin Cummings doing his usual shilling routine, but the really funny part is the way he is running around humping on Limbwalkers leg! HA HA HA HA !!! HE HE HE!!!!

Gassy: Yip, an ol limbwalker is a doin his bess ta jus ignore the little pecker, LOL!!!

Theo: I loved the part where the usual Pirate cast was telling that guy on LW to buy a Titan riser and put $80 liimbs on it!!

Gassy" Whoa thar!! I thought them boyz said that all the profermance was in da limbs???? What good is a dang $400 rizer wit $80 limbs???

Theo: Two words Gassy!! ASS CLOWNS !!! LMAO!!! Cummings would sure like to use the Tradtech Segway to get in Limbwalkers good graces. Anything to elevate him above the sepsis. John just kicks the twizzle off when he feels his little pecker working his leg. HA HA HA HA HA !!!

Gassy: HA HA HA HA !!! Yip, its a soory bunch all rite. Thar wern't many happy pirates at Kzoo were thar?? Seems them boyz is all sick a da poor bossin on da POA!! LOL!!

Theo: There are a lot of people sick of the way Feral has run the site into the ground. It was good to hear some of that first hand though. Feral is trying to cover it up as best he can, but he's losing his grip. Did you see that post by Ernie on the DC?? It turns Feral edited that post! We checked in the moderator log to see if there was a copy of the unedited post but there wasn't. Looks like the king of free speech is going nazi on the rest of the site. Here's Ernie's edited post anyway:

by Hornseeker on Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:03 am You know..I skimmed this thread... I spend a LOT of time on archery sites...about 85% on this one...most the rest on the wall... and whats funny is...I dont get caught up in or stressed out about ANY of this shit.. Like Gino said...its up to you. Every once in a while I'll read one of those threads...and about half way through...I'll realize how stupid it is... then I go another direction.To say the wall isn't about archery any more...or bows? Give me a break. I'd have to say that no more than 1/2 of 1 percent of the threads are like what you are describing....Take a look at how many replies and views and threads are in the Dead Chicken/Project Mayhem/ and such over here compared to all the rest... unfortunately a good portion of our major posters time is spent playing with their balls in this forum.... its lame..

Gassy: HA HA HA !!! Ass Clones playin wit thar balls!!! HA H AHA HA HA!!!!!!! That's funny rite thar!! So da folks is gittin sick a fearl??? magin dat!! LOL!!

Theo: Well, I think people know by now that nothing on that site will ever improve as long as Feral is running it. It was fun acting like a bunch of 17 year olds for a while, but you can only spend your time getting drunk and measuring your dicks for so long before it get's old! LOL! Feral has carried that a bit far! I mean think about it. Gino has a ton OF work in his Bowyers forum, and so does Ernie. Other people have contributed to other aspects of the site, and mostly abandoned Ferals war. When people think of the POA though, what do they think of?? ASS CLOWNS!!!! ALL THANKS TO THIS FELLA:

Gassy: It's a dern good thang Ol Fearl has da micrometers fer his dik mezerin, LMAO!!!!! Dat looks jus like Ol Fearl rite thar!! Here's a picture a fearl in his yunger dayz

Theo: LOL!!! That's a fine ass pirate allright!! I think they should put that on their T-shirts! LOL!! Say, that reminds me, have you seen Jett around anywhere??

Gassy: No I ain't! I'll bet dat boy pulled hiz gocart around back tho! LOL!! Piney might drive by an see dat thang in da driveway an pay dat boy a visit!!LOL!!!

Theo: Now the fools have gotten their site hacked again. I'm sure they think we did it, but nope, sorry!! Apparantly they have other admirers. The problem really goes right back to FD. He set up the site using free software. You can do a google search under "hack PHP" and find dozens of ways to hack the website! In fact, theye ven have stuff on You-Tube about it, LMAO!!

Gassy: Yip boyz, it wux your fearless leeder dat set up dat cheap board and made it easy to hak. I'll bet some a dem hakker boyz is just out lookin fer sites to bomb!

Theo: Absolutely Gassy, and then the ass clown blames everyone else for his own stupidity. The pirates have to just face the fact that they have a stupid captain! LMAO!!

Hi Everybody!!

Theo: Hi Everybody!! It's so nice of the Pirates of Archery to give you all a link to our blog! There's a bunch of reading here that will fill you in on all the dirty underhanded activities of this bunch of rats. You can also learn about Lancaster's ties to this bunch. It's very revealing stuff!!



Gassy: Yessir!! Hi everbuddy!!! Yaall can go to dat POA and reed a bunch a stank fer yurself too. Theo tell the folks how to do all dat!! LOL!!



Theo: Sure Gassy! Well folks, there is a forum there called the Dead Chicken where most of the filth has been handed out historically. That can still be seen if you register on the site. I'd suggest using an alias though so nobody knows who you are! Nobody wants membership THERE on their record! HA HA HA HA !!!



Gassy: Tell da folks about dat Greezy Weezle, an da Vary Bad Thangs ferum too Theo!!



Theo: Yes, of course Gassy, well there are two other forums that contain some really bad stuff. One is the Greasy Weasel and the other is Very Bad Things. You'll have to ask Feral Donkey for access now because he has those locked down tight! That's where all the cockroaches have retreated to, at least the ones they think they can trust!! HA HA HA HA !!!! They are password protected, but can get that from Feral I'm sure. He and all the boys there are very proud of their work!! These two forums also contain some historical material as well. They are so proud of it that have saved most of it! Be aware though, it contains extreme language, pornography, and disgustingly filthy images.


Re: Latest T&G
by Jim Casto Jr on Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:42 am
Darn... it looks like they found out about the Greasy Weasel forum.

Theo: Yep Jim, we found out the day it was opened, LOL!! When did you find out?? HA HA HA HA !!!



Gassy: Tell da folks whoall has ben slandered on dat POA ! HA HA HA HA



Theo: Well, here's a short list below. There are some threads that were so embarrassing either to the POA or to Tradtech/Lancaster that they are gone for good! You'll find information from that trash right here on the Pirate's review! You'll be surprised to hear that these attacks went way beyond their website! We also have copies of every slanderous word and lie spoken by every single one of them. We have a good number of PM's as well. You see, two of their closest moderators were so disgusted with all the dirty things being done to people that they have been on our team for a long time!! HA HA HA HA !!!!!

Gassy: Ye, an whut reelly cracks me up is when them boyz send aroun the PM's that they is smoking out a rat!!! We gets all the warnins by PM!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!! dat's why we didn't post da passwurd to tda Weezle! HAHA HA HE HE HE !!!

Theo: Ok Ok, here's a partial list of the people who have been the victim of organized attacks:



Viper

Limbwalker

Phil Magistro

Esquire

Pinelander

Terry Green

Papa Bull

David Soza (DAS)

Martin Farrent

Bill Carlsen

Denny Sturgess

TradArcher

3 Rivers Archery

Tradtalk

Tradgang

Leatherwall

Canadian Mohawk

And the list goes on...............................................!



ENJOY!

A Simple Update

Gassy: THEOOOO!!! WHAR IS PINELANDER'S FONE NUMER!!! WE'Z GOTS TA CALL HIM RITE NAW!!!!

Theo: Gassy what's the hell are you screaming about!!??? Now calm down dammit and tell me what's wrong!!


Gassy: It's the Jett!!! The Kid!!! the Kodiak KID!!!! He sez he's gointa Pinelanders house to kick his ass!!!


Theo: Is that all??? Sheesh Gassy settle down!! Jett isn't kicking anybody's ass!! ha ha ha ha

Gassy: No Theo!! you know the KID!! Hez da meanest baddest pirate ovum all!!! he's a BAD ASS dude Theo!!!


Theo: Ok, OK now I see the post! ROTFLMAO. Gassy you should know by now that all these pirates are masturbaters. The pirate ship is like fantasy island for these halfwits! HA HA HA HA Jett is nothing but a little Greasy Weasel. He's a frigging Shriner!! Have a look. Here's his threat and his picture LMAO!!!!!




by Jett on Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:58 am




"Pinelander's a pathetic pissant; half the time he hasn't a clue what he's talking about. Apparently he never read the entire thread or he's just too dense to see that all he did was to prove my point. I try to ignore him. He lives within driving distance & I'm tempted to pay him a visit & do something I would regret, LOL!"


Theo: He'd regret it altrght!! LMAO!!! He'd come back looking like this:

Gassy: HA HA HA HA HA !!! It wood take a hole teem a pirates to set dat boy straight agin!! Yu meen he's one deem fuckers dat rides da gocarts aroun at the parade????? LMAO!!!

Theo: Exactly Gassy! A HOLE TEAM!! HA HA HA HA!!!


Gassy: but don't them boyz do stuff fer the childrin an sech??? man dat is scary rite thar!!


Theo, Yea, how much you want to bet he takes a camera with him??? He looks just like the twizzles you see on the TV arrested for kiddy porn!!!


Gassy: Speakin a mastrubashun, you spose Ol Fearl has ever been with a real womin?? You no, one dat don't have an air valve???


Theo: Hell No!! Can you image what a woman would have to look like to climb into bed with Feral??? HA HA HA HA !!! That's a brutal image !!! LMAO!!!

Gassy: Dats why he spends all his muney on booze an Porn I guess eh???

Theo: Of course, what else does he have?? It's pitifull you know?? Even his website is masturbation. It's about the only thing in Feral's life that he has some control over except maybe his bladder.

Gassy: Yea, an then only if'n he's sober!! HA HA HA HA HA !!! I wunder if'n he's gone buk tooth from all the mastrubatin???

Theo: HA HA HA HA HA !!!!

Theo & Gassy: HA HA H AH AH AHA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

Theo: Let me wipe the tears away!! oh boy, that was good! Speaking of freaks, have you ever wondered why Hank is so fascinated by diapers????

Gassy: Oh Lard Ima frade to even thank!! A man his age on the diper???? ya know I can only thank a one reason!!

Theo: I was thinking the same thing Gassy!! I'll bet he's been passed around like cheap jug of wine at a sailers reunion!!!! HA HA HA HA !! LMAO!!!! "those guys" just love a little tiny fella like Hank, especially since he's so feminine looking!!!

Thomas firmly believes we can find adventure and magic around us, but not necessarily in some far off mountain range or jumping out of a plane with a parachute. It is right in front of us, in our everyday lives.

Gassy: Man he IS cute!!! speshally wit dat Hill bow an all!! Is them loafers dat boy is wearin?????HA HA HA HA. I'll bet some of dat magic was right behind him too!!! HA HA HA !!!

Theo: Yep, and I'll bet he's real light in them loafers too!!!!

Gassy: This here is good fun seein all them famos pirates!!

Theo: I know!!! Hey have you ever seen a real poacher??? Have a looky here!

Gassy: Is dat Spinetti????? Damn dat boyz got good teeth!! He shore ain't from our neck a da woods!! HA A HA HA !!!

Theo: No Gassy, he's the product of the rich and powerful!! Too bad he already looks like a boozer though. What a life wasted!! LMAO!!!

Gassy: Dat is sunthin fer sher!! Say did you see all dem boyz after ol Limbwalker on the good ship??

Theo: Yea, Feral got mad because Limbwalker said his crappy riser was uglier than a PSE Coyote!!!

Gassy" OOUUUUCH!!! whoa, dat's smartin rite thar!! HA HA H AH HA!!!!

Theo: Here's one of the comments that was pretty typical of the whole thread. Seems they all feel Limbwalker has nothng to brag about:

i agree about the thin skin, kodiak..... john will throw a tantrum faster than "dahli" and will take "his scheduled break from the sites." john may know how to shoot an oly bow VERY well but it doesn't mean he knows shit about bow design or performance. i have seen him say things in the past that made me wonder if he even knew how to tune a bow.

Gassy: Well he told Limbwalker dint he??

Theo: Yes he did!! Well, time to turn in Gassy, I'm glad you're calmed down now and Pinelander is safe and all!! LOL!!

Candid Camera

Gassy: Theo, where you ben?? LOL I ain't seen you in a coons age!

Theo: I've been laying low Gassy, ha ha ha ha !!! You know the pirates have moved all the bad BS to the new secret forum so regular folks can't see what they are up to, LOL. I didn't to let on that we could see it until they hung themselves good, but it's too much fun to keep quiet for ever!

Gassy: NO kiddin! ha ha ha !!! Ya git some good stuff?? Didja??? LOL

Theo: Oh yeah Gassy, there's some good stuff. I just captured and downloaded the whole mess to our dedicated hard drive, LOL!! I can't wait to drop some of these bombs, LOL

Gassy: So shud we send sommadat shit off to the folks bein talked about??? LMAO??

Theo: I'm already on that Gassy. One of the victims though, I think we'll hold off on, ha ha he he he !!! There are some real possibilities here! ha h ah ha!!!


Gassy: ha ha ha ha !!!! So fearl still figgered it out??? He still don't no who you is.

Theo: hell, he's so stupid you can talk him through anything. I could convince him that pigs really do fly if I put my mind to it!! The really funny thing is that he still believes Robert registered this domain! Ha ha ha ha !!


Gassy: HA HA H AHA !!! Dat's purty good rite thar!!! We is havin a good time with ol fearl ain't we??

Theo: It's fun spinning him around by his tail, it sure is!!

Telling Feral Tales

Theo: Yes, Feral is back to telling tales again. In this case he just resurrected some old posts. Here's the Feral version of pirate history, we'll interject the truth in RED:

by Feral Donkey on Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:51 pm
Like my buddy's grandpaw told him, no matter how thin you make the pancake, it's still got 2 sides. Here's my version.

Well shoot, we couldn't even get past the first sentence without hitting a wall of lies. Feral wants people to believe that the trouble betweem them and virtually everybody began with Lancaster bribing his way into the pirate site. Here's the truth. Feral and Hank were run off of Tradtalk. Any guess why? For Feral it was obscene posts, and drunken behavior. For Hank it was obnoxious behaviour exactly like the behaviour that has run out the patience of almost everyone on the pirate site. He was shilling Quinn bows in exchange for free bows from Quinn, which drove people crazy. Then it was his ridiculous Hanky aiming system. When his crap didn't fly, he became increasingly assaultive, and eventually was asked to take a time out. He left instead. The third founder, who just left voluntarily was Topcamp. His beef with Tradtalk? He wanted to be able to say "fuck" and considered any standard of conduct to be censorship. These 3 ignoramouses were the founders of the POA. If they had just left, that would have been the end of it. Instead they immediately started using their new site to launch attacks against Tradtalk and certain individuals like DAS. They were joined in short order by Gino and Cutty. Cutty was also banned for assaultive behaviour. Is this a shock to anyone? While Gino was involved in the early trouble, he has tried to steer clear of late. He still condones the actions of others that he knows are rotten. Cutty has been a primary trouble maker, and has brought more heat directly on the Pirates than everybody else combined. This was the TRUE genesis of the rift between the pirates and Tradtalk. Lancaster came out with a 17" ILF riser with classic lines of a Hoyt takedown recurve. It Looks like the DAS 17" riser which is also has the classic Hoyt look to it in a 17" package. They both are black anodized risers with rubber chicken grips. As far as I'm concerned, they're both ordinary looking and I don't see how one is a copy of the other because they look really regular, like every other take-down recurve handle made from the late 60's til now. So when the Lancaster catalog came to everyone a few months back, people opened up the catalog and saw a bow for sale that looked similar to the DAS. The fuse was lit and the shit hit the fan. Nope sorry wrong again. Rob Kaufhold decided to copy the DAS bow when he saw it on a hunting trip with his longtime friend Joe Lowry (NJstykbow). He and Joe took the riser back to Lancaster where it was disassembled for a closer look. Rob later denied having ever seen it. In preparation for his DAS copy launch, we went to Korea where he negotiated a deal that would prevent DAS from obtaining any Samick limbs. At the time DAS was using them to produce his heavy "buff" bows. The copy of the DAS bow was deliberate and calculated. The only miscalculation was that Rob thought he could roll into town and bully his way straight through the obstacles. Several people called Lancaster to enquire about the bow, and his salesmen told all of them that the Titan was a "copy of the DAS, but cheaper". When Rob realized he had stepped on a political landmine with his dirty deals, he shut his sales people up. Soza came unglued and mobilized his troops. Using his influence over Trad Talk, he caused as big of a mess for himself and for Lancaster as he possibly could have. Nope, Soza acted just as anyone would who has had the work of the last 3 years stolen. In fact Soza tried to find some amicable middle ground with Rob, but Rob had other plans. He also used it as an opprotunity to slander me and my board, even though I had fXXk-all to do with the whole thing. Then Rob, owner of Lancaster and now a memeber here, started posting on my board. Rob didn't just start posting on the POA. Cutty saw this as a perfect opportunity to use the conflict, and Rob, to attack Tradtalk and DAS. Cutty contacted Rob and invited him to the POA so they could fight a common enemy. An enemy that had never done them a bit of harm besides kicking them off a website. Rob joined knowing full well what the Pirates were up to, and more than willing to use them to attack DAS and Tradtalk. Turns out he's a nice guy and is trying to make cool stuff. He saw a void in the market that Soza wasn't filling and he went for it. Nope, he saw an opportunity to capitalize on another mans hard work, and thought he could use his money and influence to bulldoze DAS into the ground. The pirates knew it too. Gino, Cutty, and even KCummings all called him on it, before Rob got the fix in. Feral said that Rob made his bed and desrved what he got. That was all before they figured out how to make use of the situation. I got no beef with Rob and I thought the slander campaign on him was a little childish and smelled like Communist, good-ol-boy, cry-baby rhetoric. so I gave him shelter and had the only place on the internet where the DASkateers couldn't pick fights and destroy the discussions about his gear. Nope, Rob attempted to threaten and bribe the trad websites into doing his bidding. That's why he got into trouble with some. Some were offered as much as $10,000. Penny Banks confirmed that fact right on the Dead Chicken. Rob became a proud "sponsor" of Stickbow and he was already a sponsor of Archery Talk with complete control of their moderators. Tradtalk and TradGang sent Rob and his money packing. Any coincidence that both have been targeted by the Pirates?? I wonder. Rob also threatened to throw all his weight behind the Pirates unless Tradtalk played ball on his terms. Tradtalk declined and the pirates got a new website. Most likely Feral got a nice check for his part, but he'll never admit it. If he wasn't paid, he was the ONLY site owner that wasn't approached. What are the chances of that?? Of course this made me a target for their wrath too, spreadding lies that this site is owned by Lancaster and we're all their agents of destruction, which couldn't be farther from the truth. They worked, and probably still work, around the clock, making phone calls, sending hate letters to his vendors, spreadding lies and malice behind the scene about myself and my products, etc... Here we have a clear case of projection. there were no phone calls, no hate letters, and no lies. It was the truth that chapped their hides. Many of the pirates did get caught writing letters to DAS associates, and making phone calls. They lied about who they were and what their motives were. Cutty, Hank, and Stykshooter (Rob's buddy)were among them. The pirates have been spreading lies deliberately ever since, and tons of them have been exposed by Theo and Gassy if you care to read the entries. They should put their energy into creating something. Hell, for the ammount of energy and work they wasted on trying to do harm to themselves and others, they could have made some really neat stuff.That is my version. The energy expended was in dealing with the barrage of lies and evildoings by the pirates and Lancaster surregates. Evil doings that have continued to this day and continue to fuel the animosity. There was never been any attention paid the Pirates at all except in response to their attacks. They have operated as a terrorist organization lobbing missiles down on decent people who just want to be left alone. It has been that way since theses defectives were run off of Tradtalk. Think HAMAS! Same MO. You can get as many versions of this story as you like, just depends who you ask. There are other players involved that I didn't mention also like Kevin (GEREP). Yes, there was Kevin Cummings. Guess what got him into trouble?? He was outspoken about the dirty dealings regarding Lancaster until he received a PM from Rob offering to send him a bow to "evaluate". He did not contact Rob as he claims. That's when Cummings went on a spamming rampage. He copied full page spam ads onto every website. He was questioned about it on Tradtalk because like many websites, spam is not tolerated. Tradtalk was especially unhappy because money and threats from Lancaster had already been dealt with by the owner. When confronted with information that he had received the bow for free, Cummings refused to answer, and he refused to drop the spamming for his new found buddy Rob. That is the truth about Cummings problems with Tradtalk. It's amazing that people will sell their soul for so little. Cummings did, and he was banned because of it. Of course he has been a big part of the ongoing trouble. He tries to sneak back onto Tradtalk every chance he gets, and was banned for the umteenth time just a week ago. Kevin hates the fact that he has to live in the same trailer park with the rest of the trash, but he made his own bed and now has to lay in it. I gave you the "short" version of the story.Lord of the Hooligans.

Gassy: yep, well it's a shame we has to keep going ovur all this, but when the pirates try to sell thar lies we has no choice.

Theo: That's right Gassy, LOL. They just aren't smart enough to shut the hell up and quit lying, so they will have to suffer the truth yet again.

Happy New Year 2009!

Gassy: What the heck Theo?? The pirates are still clamin we is liars an sech, an we jus posted thar own words.

Theo: Gassy, we are more than happy to let the court of public opinion judge us as well as the pirates. We have told no lies here, but the sad fact is that the truth is far more damning for the pirates. That is why they are hopping mad.

Gassy: ye shore wood thank that the fellers wood espect what they got comin, actin like that.

Theo: Oh, they do expect it, but they sure don't like it. Now they are issuing all sorts of threats and you know what? We could care less. Here's the Donkeys little manifesto:

by Feral Donkey on Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:29 pm
We all know who I'm addressing here. Do you really want this forum out in the open? We tightened down security last summer and made this forum private so it didn't bother you little girls any more. Now you can't handle it and you want to try and bring things out in the open. I'll open the fucking thing back up so it's visible to everybody if that's what you want. No sweat off my sack. As I recall, it didn't work out so well for you last time. You had it your way and that just wasn't good enough. What's the matter? You aren't getting enough attention as an archery genius any more so you have to stir shit again? Your life is all fucked up by your own doing but you can't possibly be at fault because you're so smart, pretty, and perfect. We all should just bow down and kiss your fucking ass, eh? No, it's because what those Pirates say to each-other behind closed doors that. Yeah. There you go. Feel better now? You're not just a washed-up dousche bag trying to look like a genius to the traditional archery market.Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it. Remember, there wasn't a problem until you went poking in where you don't belong. You couldn't just leave it alone. Is it a beautiful day in your neighborhood? Well, from the bottom of my heart I'm telling you that it's a beautiful day for you to go fuck yourself.

Theo: And here are Jett's feelings on the matter:

by Jett on Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:19 pm
Sorry, but I just hate weasels like those guys. I'm really a live & let live type. But these cowards won't leave us alone. There is wisdom in the "just ignore them" theory. But I've yet to see it successfully done. Besides, if they keep dishing it out I'll give it back an hundredfold. Fuck 'em. They are what I say. And they'll get it worse everytime. Let 'em prove me wrong if they can. But they can't. Because I'm right. And they know it. We're better than them on every level. And they'll have to see that every time they come here uninvited. Bet they get sick of having to look in the mirror time after time. I may not know who they are, but I know what they are. I never really even had a dog in the fight but I took up the gauntlet just because of what they are: candy-assed little pussy-farts who think they are heroes but are in reality drooling & diapered infants incapable of standing toe to toe with better men - or women, for that matter - that deserve to be ridiculed mercilessly every time they poke their heads out of their holes. If this is what they want, I'm more than happy to give them a belly full. They can never even contemplate being in the right as long as they hide in the shadows; they shall ever remain simpering little rodents until they decide to stand tall before the man. Which will be never. Because they are internet eunuchs emasculated by mamaws apron strings. They never learned the important fact that courage is not the absence of fear - hell, I may fear a lot more than they do, I dunno - but rather the overcoming of it. They chose to be cowards & to conduct a pathetic, sniveling campaign against their betters. That's why they hate us. And that's why I hate them. But, more importantly, that's why they hate themselves. C'mon! Tell me I'm wrong you worthless little shit balls! As long as you remain anonymous, you're nothing to me but an exercise in derogatory epithets & adjectives. I'm certain I can attack you & yours in any manner I wish & you still won't come out from under your bed will you? Keep coming back & your liable to piss me off; then I'll really say mean things! Now go away you passive-agressive little pissants!See!? It just flows easily. But I promise to cease when they do, fair enough?

Gassy: Ol jett shore thinks he knows what he is talkin about, don't he?

Theo: He doesn't have a clue what brought this on, or even what the argument is about. He's just another big mouthed social degenerate like the rest of the members of the dead chicken. Ferals little dillusional rant is a joke. Here are the facts.

1. The pirates believe they have the right to slander anyone they choose, and that they should suffer no consequences for it.

Our position: Slander is wrong, period. As long as they persist we will expose their deeds, their methods, and their motives. Lancaster and their pirate henchmen found out real quick how embarassing that can be. Sackett recieved a copy of all 9 pages of his roast. Phil Magistro has copies of all his assaultive threads too, just to name two. If you aren't proud of your words, then you damn sure better keep them to yourself.

2. The pirates use the dead chicken to organize attacks and slander campaigns against people on other sites.

Our position: Try it, and we will be there. We'll expose it in public and document it here. Remember that K Cummings. We gave you a pass on the last one. We won't again.

3. Feral insists the dead chicken is a private forum, so anything goes.

Our position: It's so open they don't even know who has seen it. Regardless of whether it is limited, if it is being used to attack ANYONE it is WRONG. We could care less whether the members of that site are too morally corrupt to recognize it.

We could care less what grief you bring to each other. You can cuss, post your pornography, exchange stories of crapping in your waders, and drink yourselves into a stupor. We don't care. You can lie to each other about who and what you are. You can live out your sick fantasies to prop up your sagging masculinity. No problem. You can boast, and blow hard all you want. You will never hear a word from us.

BUT

If you persist in using the site to attack anyone else for any reason, you WILL get a hot poker in your ass, that's a promise. You will NEVER be free to carry out dirty deeds without consequence. You say you can't control people like Cutty? That's your problem. You created it, now deal with it. The choice is 100% yours, just as it has always been. Nobody would even look at your site if you weren't using it for nepharious activity. And to the people who hang on the side lines and quietly condone the actions there, you can expect to see your names in lights too.

Happy New Year!

Theo & Gassy

From the Horses mouth

Theo: Gassy, you know Howattman made a very good point about our blog in the dead chicken. He said that some people coming here to read our entries probably don't understand what we are talking about anyway. He's probably right about some of the issues.

Gassy: weel, whut is we gonna do to fix that?

Theo: We need to just start cutting and pasting more Gassy, so tonight we bring you piracy straight from the pirates mouth! The pirates keep saying how we lie about them so it's only fair to let them speak for themselves a little more.

Gassy: yessir! that thar is a gud idea fer shore!

Theo: OK, here we go! Disclaimer: I usually paraphrase their actual words to eliminate the excess filth, but this is unfliltered. This thread went on for 9 pages and desparaged the man just about every way imaginable. It's typical of what goes on in the dead chicken.

These are some choice cuts directly from the most recent attack which was on CM Sackett:

by KODIAK on Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:44 pm I know on-line personas can be misleading but from day one(8 years ago)I always thought Sackett came across as a self righteous dick. Can't stand his posts and I used to let him know it with regularity....but I'm banned now.

by longbow billy on Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:31 pm
Sackett sounds like a fucking dipshit

by Feral Donkey on Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:05 pm
Good ol, Chip didn't like that when you put all the info on the table. Well, it looks like he'll go back to working on the Doorway Butt some more. "The Doorway Butt, the tale of young Esquire's passage to gay manhood by Cunt Mouth Sackofshit."

Feral Donkey on Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:57 pm
He's a cunt. If anyone wants to grind him for a while, don't expect me to tell you to stop. In fact, keep on him. Let's make him pop so he threatens to kick someone's ass. I fucking hate pan-handlers.

by KODIAK on Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:49 pm I don't know about any of it, but I agree that if Sackwet is the cyber-spokesman for Black Swan, he's costing Arvid some sales imo. I would venture that most see right through his bullshit internet guru thing.

by Voodoo on Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:35 am
Wow, I'm having what must be referred to as a cyber-epiphany....... I thought you guys liked CM Suckett.........now I find out you don't.... wow, I could tell you a first hand story that would truly piss you all off to the first order... but I won't... just suffice to say if he ever threatens me in person, instead of on the internet like he has, he won't finish his sentence... and that's a fact!

by Voodoo on Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:46 pm I have yet to meet him in person but I hear suckett is 10 feet tall, shoots laser beams from his eyes ,poison words from his mouth,and can skin a live grizzly with one hand while beating off with the other..

Theo: Oh, and if anyone thinks we were kidding about Pete Wards endorsement of the pirates, here's what he had to say about us telling you all about it:

by petew on Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:51 pm Seems they knew I posted here within an hour of it.If it makes them happy, they can add my name to the honor Roll ,it can't hurt me. CUZ I DON"T GIVE A FUCK !

Theo: So there you are folks. We could have told you that we didn't like what happened to Sackett, but Howattman was quite right. Giving you some actual quotes is much clearer for those who don't follow, and now they can't claim we lied. Heck, these are their own words, LOL. I'm sure the pirates won't mind since they are all very proud of themselves, LOL. Controversy is what keeps a website vibrant!

Gassy: yessir, but them boys er shore lookin hard fer the rat that is outing them to the public. I thanks its a hoot them boys ain't figgered it out yet!

Theo: I know, we give them clues all the time and we are so close they could touch us, LMAO!! They are like blind men swinging at a pinata! HA HA H AHA

Gassy: HA HA H AHA HA !!!

Civil Uprising

Theo: Gassy, there was a civil uprising on the good ship today, did you see that?

Gassy: Nope I missed it, what happind??

Theo: It was priceless! Some guy named Scott Jenkins brought up the goings on in the dead chicken and the usual suspects rallied forth to run him off. Now he is gone, and I presume banned.

Gassy: No kiddin!! LOL!!! whut did dat feller say??

Theo: Actually, he has really straight up with them, but of course he didn't realize what a pack of liars and thieves he was dealing with, LOL. He just wanted to know why there had to be a forum on the POA dedicated to slander, character assassination, and general misdeeds. Of course he got bad mouthed, cussed at, and ultimately banned. He let several mean cats out of the bag before he was though!

Gassy: Du tell!!! LMAO I gotta heer this!!

Theo: Well, for one thing, remember how Feral told the guys in the chicken not to tell the other members that the DC was still open?? LMAO, well...now they know! Scott also asked them about the attack on Sackett. I guess he saw the post on LW. People on the POA really need to know what is going on behind their back. They should also know that there are 2 distinct classes on the POA. If you aren't part of the POA elite, you don't get to see in the chicken. That's a private clubhouse for maybe 100 of the top brown nosers, LOL.

Gassy: No sir!!! cant be! not an elite class on the POA!! ROTFLMAO!!!

Theo: Yes Gassy, the last bastion of democracy on the web has a ruling class, LOL. The DC is also being used by these guys to slander as usual. Unfortunately for Feral the line btween friends and rats is very very thin. That's why we will always be able to see it, just like we always have. I copied all nine pages of the Sackett thread in the DC, so we have all the players on record, LOL. Scott showed Howattman for the liar he is, and worked over Oscar too. Of course those 2 clowns can't even keep their lies straight so it was pretty light lifting, LOL.

Gassy: ye, I see thar wuz a hornets ness all stirred up! Say, what is dat Pete Ward doing in da chikin?? Dont say he is a pirate!!

Theo: Yep, he's a card carrying Pirate. He knows all about what gets said in the DC and joins in too. He sure would like people to think he is a stand up guy, but nobody who's involved with that is stand up. I guess he is another one that we have to scratch off the list of folks we wouldn't get near on a bet!

Gassy: He maid sum comment on Tradtalk about hardly evur agreeing with Esquire, er sum sech, LOL.

Theo: Well, now we know why don't we? LMAO!! It would be pretty hard for any member of the liar's union to find much in common with Esquire. In fact, I'd like to know why Pete even goes to Tradtalk. He obviously holds them in contempt, but he has no problem using them for information.

Gassy, ye, jus annuder 2 fased skunk, LOL

Theo: It's good that folks can come here and get the info they can't get anywhere else, LOL. It all wound down when Gino stepped in and gave his usual double talk about "yes I agree but no I don't", LOL. It was real fools parade and the sad thing is that there were actually some of them who thought they made Scott look bad! LMAO!! That's just how removed from reality they are!

Thoughts for a New Year

Gassy: Well Theo we is jus about don wit 2008, ha ha ha . Shore has bin a good year ain't it?

Theo: It sure has Gassy! Toasting out the old year and in the new is especially sweet! LOL I was thinking that maybe it is a good time to reflect on all the good that has been done.

Gassy: Yessir! Let's do dat! Ya no Theo, I was thankin dat its amazin how them pirates still sware they is rite an jusified in all da dirty thangs they do, ha ha ha .

Theo: Well Gassy, think about it! Do you really know ANYBODY who thinks their opinions, world view, or actions are wrong?? HA HA HA HA ! From the most accomplished to most perverse, they all feel justified and right!

Gassy: Yep ya no evun Mansen, Jim Jones, an folks of dat stripe swears they is inocent and jusified, LMAO!

Theo: That's right Gassy! In fact, it seems that the deeper the dillusion, the less able they are to see or acknowledge what they do. Crazy people don't really know they are crazy, but the rest of the world does. The pirates are a prime example, LOL. Most of their own members avoid the dead chicken like the plague. Even when you shove that steaming heap under their nose, they refuse to look.

Gassy: yep, I espect dat most of them is embarrased by the likes a Fearl an his crew a haf wits. They is only thar acuz Cutty was smart enuff ta give'm a club house fer thar bow buildin an such.

Theo: That's right! ha ha The bowyers forum was a calculated move by Cutty to provide cover for the real work of the core pirates. To be fair, those guys have turned that into a first class exchange too! It's just sad that their clubhouse is built downwind of the county sewage treatment plant, LOL. That's a stink hanging over them that will never clear! ha ha ha ha

Gassy: Well they is to cowardly ta stand up to it, we has seen dat. I gess cowards just take what they is handed eh??

Theo: We can take solice in knowing we have outed them though Gassy. There is a toxic soup of characters in that DC, LOL. You have the hardcore defectives like Cutty, Hank, Feral, Howattman, John, Longbow Billy, etc. Then you have the Lancaster liars choir with Cummings, Travis, Brookshier, Lowry, and their ilk, and finally you have the supporting cast of Golums like Wordan and Castro ha ha ha ha ! The hilarious thing is that none of them have a clue that the rest of the world sees exactly how malignant they are!

Gassy: I no!! ha ha ha Did you see whar Spinnetti is callin fer da pirates to really get muvin and git thar agenda out on da web?? ha ha ha!!! He says they is da most powerful force in tradishunal archery!

Theo: Of course he thinks that Gassy, LOL. It's all about dillusion. A fifth of Makers Mark in one night will do that to you. Never mind that they are broadcasting from a basement bunker because they dare not let people see what they are doing, LMAO!

Gassy: yep, ha ha ha ha !!! I especially liked Paarchers call fer restraint. Did you see dat?? Pick yer Battles???

Theo: Boy, what a hoot. ha ha ha He doesn't really think the pirates were wrong in attacking Sackett on the LW, he's just afraid it will make them LOOK bad, HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE !!!!

Gassy: now thars a classy feller right thar!!! HA HA HA HA !!!

Theo: Not only classy, but a classic example of the twisted logic that passes for the voice of reason, LOL. Yea, like I said earlier Gassy, even the sickest among us think they are just fine, LOL.

Gassy: Yessir! but we kin hoot in da new year knowin we shined a bright light on them cock roaches dint we Theo?? ha ha ha

Theo: It's all here for anyone who wants to know Gassy, LOL! Merry Christmas little feller!

Gassy: Mary Chrismus to you too Theo!!! and ta all a good nite!!

John the Liar

Theo: Well Gassy it appears we have a new inductee into the liars hall of fame! LOL!! It's John Carter, AKA John, AKA JackNZ, etc.

Gassy: Yessir! He shore has a poor memory don't he?? HA HA HA Ever time he comes along ta cuss DAS he has a new reason, LMAO!!

Theo: Yes Gassy, here's the one that won him the prize from the "Is DAS DOA" thread:

What Bob Palmer say's about the negative comments from "some" of the DAS supporters certainly has played a big part in the exceptance of DAS in my part of the world.One of the biggist reasons I sold my own DAS was because I got sick to my guts reading the comments coming from those people.Some of my friends that were looking at buying DAS based on my impressions of my own bow,backed out as soon as I made my feelings known."NEVER" trust somebody that shits on the competition without bloody good reason,"ALWAYS" take a closer look at the finger pointers.There were 4 potentual DAS owners here, that went for other brands as a direct result of the LAS knockers.The up side was,until "some" people started shitting on LAS,I'd never heard of them,,,,now I buy most of my equipment from them.The real pity is that the DAS bow,is in my view,a bloody good product.
John

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Theo: Problem is, John said on a post from Sept 2007 that he sold it because it was no better than his cheapest bows, LOL

Gassy: No bettur than da cheapest bows??? That don't make no sense at all???

Theo: Neither does selling a bow you supposedly like because you hear some bad junk on the internet Gassy, LMAO!!! Everybody ready for the the truth??

Gassy: Yessir!!!

Theo: When John first got the bow he put up several posts saying how great the bow shot. Problem was, he didn't want a great bow. He wanted a magic bow. When he finally figured out that the DAS was not going to fix his shooting problems, then the bow was no good. Then it was no better than his cheapest bows. Then DAS was a crook for even selling it to him. What really pissed him off was that he sold it for less than he paid for it, and of course that was DAS's fault too, HA HA HA HA !!

Gassy: So then he became a flamin ahole on the forums??? What a friggin pinhead!!! HA HA HA HA HA

Theo: Yep, then he went to work getting his revenge on DAS, because he bought a good bow that didn't make him a world class archer, got mad, and sold it in a huff at a loss. That's the kind of pinheads that just love to join the slandering and lying on the ship.

Gassy: Now he says he sold it cuz a tha Lankustar bruha??? LMAO?? whats wit dat???

Theo: He just likes to freshen up his lies now and then to stay with current affairs, HA HA HA HA HA !!! He's a perfect pirate Gassy. He loves lies better than the truth, he blames everybody else for his inability, and most importantly, he is a vindictive small minded pinhead who sees nothing wrong with using the pirate ship to carry on an endless war against someone who never did him a bit of harm.

Gassy: Yep, he shore duz diserve his own post to inshrine his lying butt in the hall er flame! HA HA HA HA HA !!!

Theo: And so it is Gassy, HA HA HA HA !!!